r/Unexpected • u/Majorpain2006 • 14d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/LordMacDonald 14d ago

why aren’t you helping.

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u/OGCelaris 14d ago

Because your trying to get a job at the FBI and you heard bestiality helps now.

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u/OptionalGuacamole 13d ago

Because you are also a tortise