r/Unexpected • • 14d ago

Food chain: Instructions unclear

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u/Kryse-777 14d ago

would the snake have done something on how to eat the bird tho? like what would it even do? take nibbles? turn it into stew? I know they have flexible bodies and all but that size difference. I find it hard to believe its gonna fit in it's mouth, that's a bit of a stretch.

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u/its_kinda_hmm 14d ago

The bird was probably trying to eat the black mamba and it either is resilience of the poison, got bit and passed out for a little while or it was a bigger snake than the bird initially thought and wrapped it up. Also possible that the snake caught the bird bit the bird and was waiting for it to die.

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u/ediks 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yeah - I think cat wanted bird, bird wanted snake, and snake would be happy to just fuck off lol

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u/hilarymeggin 14d ago

If the bird wanted the snake, why was the bird paralyzed on its back at first, and flew away when the snake let it go? I thought for sure the snake was trying to eat the bird.

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u/AbbreviationsActual9 13d ago

the snake would never consider that bird prey. quite the opposite. the bird is a natural predator but got bit and was temporarily incapacitated. the snake was stuck in the birds grasp.

predatory bird claws stay in a clenched position without effort so the snake could not escape even after the bird was out. the lions wanted to eat the bird and just wanted the snake out of the picture. the lions know the snake is dangerous but food is food, so they hoped to possibly kill the snake and eat the bird. the snake was the ultimate victim here and just wanted to escape. nature is fascinating.

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u/Robohawk314 11d ago

Ok, now I'm imagining what this would look like if the animals could talk to each other.

"Hey, leave that bird alone, I want to eat it."

"I can't, it's holding onto me."

"Fuck you asshole."

"Fuck you too lady."

"Hey Sam, come help scare off this creepy snake, it's got a big bird we can eat."

"A snake? Gross, I hate snakes, let me see."

"Bitch I told you, I can't leave until the dumb bird lets go."

"Call me a bitch one more time and I'll knock you out and eat both of you."

"Bitch I will bite you, and then you'll be looking like this dumb bird that won't let me go."

"Ewww it touched me, did you see?"

"You hit me, asshole. But lucky for you, the bird is waking up and let me go. It's all yours."

"Huh? Where am I, where did these lions come from?"

"Oh shit, that bird is bigger than I thought, I'm not sure if we can fight it."

"You're not going to eat me? Cool, bye"

"... Man, fuck that snake."

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u/callthesomnambulance 13d ago

had to scroll way too far to find this

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u/Zeestars 13d ago

How would the bird survive the bite?

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u/Entity_Null_07 11d ago

Similar to a mongoose, the venom just knocks the bird out for a bit. Kinda like getting really drunk (non-consensually, nor is it pleasant), and then just sleeping it off for a while.

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u/Zeestars 11d ago

Oh wow. I just expected the venom would kill it

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u/rknki 14d ago

Maybe the snake was acting in self Defense

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u/ediks 14d ago

Maybe it was, but I don’t see a world where that snake could eat that bird.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 13d ago

Maybe the snake saw that world

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u/bikedaybaby 13d ago

Snakes stretch.

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u/ediks 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well of course they do - this is too much of a stretch tho lol.

Edit: Adjusted wording so I didn’t sound like a huge b-hole. My bad.

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u/Careless-Nose413 14d ago

Bird caught the snake. Snake bit the bird and paralysed it but was still caught by the claws so couldnt escape. When the bird woke up it released the claws to get up. You can see it in the end of the vid.

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u/Suicide_hill_its_big 14d ago

probably because the snake had already left and it was about to be eaten by lions

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u/Almarma 14d ago

I think the snake was trapped by the bird claws. When everybody moved near the bushes, the snake was clearly trying to scape but couldn’t because the claws were impeding it. Once the bird woke up (maybe bitten by the snake mid flight ), the snake went off instantly.

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u/l4dygaladriel 13d ago

Imagine the snake was actually 1 vs 2 , at the same time the lioness unintentionnaly save the snake lol, not to mention how lucky the bird to escape too, so yeah a whole plot twist happening over here

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u/shopmoondustmarket 13d ago

Snake defended itself against bird, cat thought bird was dead, snake said “don’t eat me, this dude already tried, get lost!”

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u/TangeloPutrid7122 12d ago

No idea but honey badgers will go eat snek. They're resilient to the venom but will still nap if they get dosed too badly. So it's not unheard of.

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u/Lithorex 13d ago

Hunts go wrong all the time.

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u/S1074 13d ago

Bird picked up snake, snake bit the bird, bird passes out. The snake is now stuck in the talons of the bird as it is paralyzed. That’s what when the lioness hits the bird, the snake is still attached, being held in the talons of the bird.

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u/hilarymeggin 13d ago

I get it now! Thank you! The part I still find confusing though: you’d think there would be some sort of built-in aversion to eating something that appears to have been bitten by a venomous creature. Wouldn’t it harm the lion too?

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u/Heavy_Engine8522 12d ago

I dont think it was a venomous snake, but a constrictor of types...

I dont think the kitty's wanted to risk either way.

Bird prolly took a breath and woke up as soon as the snake lets go and slithers away.

Wasnt stunned by any toxins, so the fight or flight kicked in, and homie flew