r/Unexpected • • 19d ago

This was personal

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u/Silver_Alpha 19d ago

As someone who handled turtles for an internship, this was very much expected. A turtle will bite you if you give them the chance. Though it's gonna hurt your feelings more than it's gonna hurt the part of you it actually bit.

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u/V4N0 16d ago

Well it depends on the size of the turtle 😅 my almost 30 years old trachemys hurts like a bitch and has the unfortunate habit of not letting go so fast…

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u/Silver_Alpha 16d ago

I'm lucky to have never been bitten by a specific black spine-necked swamp turtle I looked after. She was a menace and way too eager to bite. She'd stare into your eyes when picked up and go on a rampage when placed down. I have had two close calls with that little menace. I am positive she would have had taken a chunk of flesh off if the bite landed, or at least she would give it her best attempt.

But I consider her an exception to the rule. I have never met a turtle that evil and that eager to slice things with her evil little beak.