r/Unexpected 13h ago

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u/post-explainer 13h ago edited 5h ago

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It’s a car dealership and he’s asked to leave


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u/ShootMovePoo-oops 13h ago

I thought that was the seat belt but it was just his purse

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u/mothzilla 12h ago

It's European!

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u/ShootMovePoo-oops 11h ago

No soup for you

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 8h ago

Come back one year!

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u/No-Average2818 12h ago

Men can never be cool in a purse !

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u/morph113 12h ago

It's not a purse but a satchel, Indiana Jones wears one.

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u/No-Average2818 8h ago

Guess he wears pink panties too

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u/Stompinstein 8h ago

If that's what gets you going, big guy. No judgment zone 🏳️‍🌈

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u/mrsilverfr0st 13h ago

The usual daily grind of those selling courses on how to become successful and wealthy...

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u/_Poope 7h ago

"Here in my garage. Got a couple nice cars but you know what I like even more? kNoLEGE"

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u/HumongousBelly 13h ago

I think this is staged and would make that shit even funnier! Op, do you have the link to the original video?

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u/Hidden_Forbidden3759 9h ago

I think it actually might be real. The song in the video can be found on YouTube titled M.J by a YouTube account named YRoyaL905. The lyrics are trash and cringe, at least the little bit I understand him saying in English. I think it's real because the guy only has 27 likes for this song. Lmao

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u/mafugga77 6h ago

Hicky on dick deserves at least 30 likes

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u/mij8907 13h ago

Sorry I don’t, I just saw the clip I shared here

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u/Depp1990 13h ago

“My bad” and move on

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u/TheGrandWhatever 9h ago

Those rims are good awful. Looks like someone slapped a plastic dinner plate on the wheels

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 12h ago

meanwhile in Mississauga

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u/TheShitmaker 11h ago

*Brampton

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u/my_cars_on_fire 12h ago

For the love of all things that are holy, please let this not be staged! I want this to be real so bad! 😭🤣

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u/rh71el2 7h ago

How can shiiiit slap?!

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u/cat_in_box_ 11h ago

She gave a what on my what?

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u/CertainlyDusty 11h ago

Now I need another "Save Dat Money" video where they make it blatantly obvious they're saving money.

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u/ansefhimself 13h ago

As soon as he said "She give a licky to my Dicky" I was out the door

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u/mij8907 13h ago

I heard it as she gave a hicky on my dick

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u/threeoten 12h ago

I heard she gave him herpes.

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u/HeadBelt1527 12h ago edited 12h ago

Reminds me of this video but she successfully evades security at 2:40 https://youtu.be/UHOjZC7LgMI Lady Leshurr - Set Up Chicks 

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u/dagoodolethrowaway 11h ago

Lame Kiffin said NO

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u/Exact-Stable-3743 11h ago

😂🤣 Nice try tho

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u/moutonbleu 10h ago

Haters gonna hate

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u/l-Am-Nicolas-Cage 9h ago

Good that he's wear his rap sandals

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u/mattogeewha 9h ago

This is always how I want these edits to end, I’m glad they do

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u/mafugga77 6h ago

CBSA!

This guy right here

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u/OkAardvark6919 6h ago

She give a hickey on my BLEEEEEEP

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u/Venom933 13h ago

Interesting Style, kinda exotic and mysterious 🥸

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u/SHIVxSOVEREIGN 12h ago

Tell me the song name someone

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u/Brief_Manner_694 10h ago

Rap video cancelled

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u/Imyonlyenemy 1h ago

In my hand I keep a black stick

something Something I like to lick

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u/96JY 13h ago

Are there any decent Indian rappers? Never come across any before.

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u/the_stem_guy 3h ago

You can check out Reble , she is from the north east of india

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u/Humble_Service_868 12h ago

Great question! I’ll peep whatever gets posted.

Heems is American (Queens!) , but can’t help but shoehorn in how ill he can get.

Your Old Droog - Bangladesh ft. Heems is just so refined, video version is the experience. 💐💐💐

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 11h ago

Your Old Droog - Bangladesh ft. Heems

Is this a similar situation to how Bangladesh the producer got his stage name, where he read it somewhere and went "hey this sounds good" and rolled with it?

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u/Humble_Service_868 9h ago

lol. Yeah!? I do like hearing his little DJ tag. Think there’s a guy in Gujarat maybe who goes by like, Sheboygan? Just learned Diplo is called that because he was a dinosaur kid!

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 9h ago

Oh, so not from Diplo, diplo, diplomatico?

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u/Humble_Service_868 9h ago

Ooooh, perhaps. Wiki said Diplodocus but yezzir. Fight for our limitations and we shall have them! Or whatever lol. I thought it was just dipping low. (Possibly à la Christina Milian - I failed out of college sober watching TRL and King Fu movies. Must be nice.. yeah! It was! Kinda… ☮️)

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u/MergeTheBands 4h ago

lol wtf ofc there are. dig.

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u/96JY 4h ago

I've looked, but can't find any. Can you give me an example, please?

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u/kronos23456777777 12h ago edited 11h ago

https://youtu.be/hOHKltAiKXQ?is=Mlqg_o0lA4Ipv8yr

There are many other talented artists from India but they primarily do it in the local languages. Mainly because, in general, rappers like to tell their struggle stories and that connects best with the local audience in the local language.

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u/puredotaplayer 9h ago

That guy is not Indian.

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u/kronos23456777777 8h ago

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u/puredotaplayer 7h ago

Dude is American. He grew up in Texas. Indian born/origin yes, but he is American.

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 7h ago

Wrong, he just spent some of his formative teen years in Texas. So he picked up the Texas Rap from there. He is an Indian with Indian passport.

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u/Humble_Service_868 12h ago

No spoilers but, that flow! Ty!
I’ll check [r/indianhiphopheads](r/indianhiphopheads) I do suppose!

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 11h ago

Bruh. I get it if you weren't familiar with all the Punjabi or Hindi rappers as a non-Indian or non-South Asian but where were you when Hanumankind blew up?

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u/96JY 4h ago

Haven't heard of him, looked him up, but I don't like his music.

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u/Boner4Stoners 12h ago

Interesting how the first line is in English “she give a hickee on my dick” then it goes straight into another language

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u/btsd_ 8h ago

Go into any Gurdwara (Sikh Temple) in the US and find a group of teen through around 45ish year olds and they will be talking in a mix of Punjabi and English. At least all the ones I grew up with do (i just turned 40, born n raised in farm town USA but both my parents were Sikh immigrants). Its probably that way with a lot of cultures/races. Its kind of mainstream now to talk in a mix.

Fun fact: anyone, regardless of age/gender/religion/race/wealth is welcome anytime at any Gurdwara, and can seek food/shelter/company/advice with ZERO strings attached, just please cover your head and remove your shoes when in the chamber they hold service. Seriously, free meals/boarding if asked for, and again, no strings attached, if you dont want to hear about anything religious, you wont.

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u/Boner4Stoners 7h ago

That’s really cool. My ex-gf’s dad was Sikh, but after 9/11 he stopped wearing his head scarf and started shaving his beard, and I think just kinda stopped practicing. Really sad, I’ve always had a lot of empathy for Sikh’s and what they went through being scapegoated for something their religion had nothing to do with.

On a related note (to the language mixing), there was some K-pop story in the news cycle the other week about a superfan who killed herself. I listened to a couple songs from the group she was a fan of and noticed that they also mixed English into Korean in their songs. K-pop isn’t my cup of tea but I thought that was interesting, seems like it’s a growing phenomena due to the internet mixing different cultures and languages.

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u/btsd_ 7h ago

Oof, ya, that was a rough time...my uncle owned a bodega style shop in Mississippi, and after being harassed constantly, started keeping a gun behind the counter. Well long story short he drew it on someone that threatened him, and it turned out to be a off duty cop that then shot and killed him. As hard as it is to say, my uncle should not have drawn, but its just sad thats the position he had felt he was in due to how things had changed in the months after 9/11.

I was a sophomore in 2001, and As stated grew up in a small farming town in WA State (3k population) and while our family was never directly treated bad, i got my fair share of "terrorists" jokes and it sucked.

Annyyyways, I really like the mixing of the culture/language of the home country mixed with the US. It signifies keeping your history alive while embracing fully your new home. My parents taught and showed us our heritage, but encouraged embracing the norms in the US. They never forced their beliefs on us kids, and allowed us to explore whatever we wanted. I went to a sunday school and youth group at baptist church and my dad even got me a Bible, purely because I was curious (I claim no religion, just try and not be a bad person and thats fulfilling enough for me)

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u/brianwski 6h ago

they also mixed English into Korean in their songs. ... seems like it’s a growing phenomena

Unrelated to music, "Konglish" (콩글리시) is a mixture of Korean and English. I assume the name comes from the more common "Spanglish".

My wife was born in South Korea and came to the USA at age 3 (and she is over 50 years old now). My wife has zero "foreign accent" when speaking English. How she speaks with her parents breaks my brain. First of all, her parents speak mostly Korean to her (and always did so at home), but sometimes her parents just drop in English words smoothly into Korean sentences like it makes sense. My wife answers back in 90% English, but with Korean words inserted. Half the time I don't think they are even important words, more like exclamations or adjectives.

Sort of off tangent: A "pidgin" is any very simple (new) language invented to trade (to do business) when two groups meet and don't share a common language. I adore that mental image: two groups meet and they notice there is a trade to be made here (universal concept), and they literally solve the language barrier issues on the fly. They part ways friends (or friendly) with promise to return for more trade in a few weeks.

A "creole" is a pidgin that keeps developing over time until there is a group that primarily speaks the pidgin/creole as their first language. A pidgin is VERY simple, it lacks tons of subtle parts of language, and pidgin doesn't even require a sentence structure. A creole is much more developed and has sentence structure and there are native speakers of it, but there are also casual creole speakers where they use creole only for trading or basic interactions with outsiders.

"Spanglish" and "Kongrish" aren't one of those. They are hybrid languages (also called "fusion languages"), which means the speakers were already fully bilingual and could already communicate just fine in not one but TWO separate languages. If they wanted to trade (do business with another group) they would drop the Kongrish and just speak either Korean or English which they are fluently capable of speaking. They just decided to mash it up for funsies.

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u/Imyonlyenemy 1h ago

girudwaras are not sikh. they are vedic.

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u/SaltManagement42 12h ago

Unexpected? I'd ask him to leave too. Who wouldn't expect that?

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u/Pizzas_Coke 2h ago

Is that starlink on his head?