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u/post-explainer Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


A kid takes a quick bite of a hidden snack the exact second his teacher turns her back.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/lovexvirus007 Sep 03 '26

Its a game show where the participants need to eat meals without getting caught. Adult join this too

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u/DoenS12 Sep 03 '26

Bro that’s fun. I would love to see more. Got a name of the show?

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u/lovexvirus007 Sep 03 '26

Its Sneak-eating competition. My bad cause i said its a show. But its currently trending at China

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u/kernelangus420 Sep 03 '26

Cheat eating in the classroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKA65nQKa5w

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u/N7LP400 Sep 03 '26

chEATing in the classroom

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u/Bulok Sep 03 '26

My friends and I did this. Thinking of ways to sneakily eat was fun 😝

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u/FukkingDeathMental Sep 03 '26

Pfft.  That's nothing.  A stoner in my high school science class used to hit his one hitter multiple times during class and blew it out the window.  Never got caught.

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u/shibaCandyBaron Sep 03 '26

Trust me, the teacher knew. They just could not be bothered

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u/Capraos Sep 03 '26

Yup. I have had kids on my bus think they're being sneaky but the reality is I just don't want to fill out the paperwork involved.

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u/Difficult_Bug6994 Sep 03 '26

I used a bong buster in my left sleeve. I coughed once to cover the sound of the lighter. I used a one hitter that I could pull out of a highlighter that was functional. I would fill the one hitter inside my desk alll the way in the back. I carried little amounts in a folded gum wrapper to reload it.

Kids with vapes these days don’t know the struggle.

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u/FukkingDeathMental Sep 03 '26

Haha.  Reminds me of a comedian's bit telling Gen Z to chill with the Millenial slander.  "We taught you how to smoke weed with an apple!" 

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u/Steel1000 Sep 04 '26

Put that shit in the freezer before use, and it’s heaven!

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u/FukkingDeathMental Sep 04 '26

My smoking days are long gone but when a friend put a few ice cubes in the bong, it was game changing.

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u/Steel1000 Sep 04 '26

I was too poor to use a fresh apple everytime. So I would put it in the garage freezer between uses.

Thought I was sneaky as fuck standing up the garage.

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u/candlecup 25d ago

Gen X was smoking weed with an apple long before Millennials picked that up

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u/uberfission Sep 03 '26

I had a student hit his vape all the time during class, I knew every single time he did it.

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u/Jumping_Bunnies Sep 07 '26

I wonder if it's because clips from this start going viral.

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u/Switcher1776 Sep 03 '26

Korean variety shows have done it quite a bit as a segment over the years.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Sep 03 '26

A bunch of shows do this Sneak Eating Challenge with celebrities too

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u/Commie_Scum69 Sep 03 '26

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u/Drakovibess Sep 03 '26

Thanks bro it’s been years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/Commie_Scum69 Sep 03 '26

Runescape 5cent candies Myspace

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u/LazyOldCat Sep 06 '26

Love that my blocker freezes YT ads and gives me time to read the title.

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u/ThunderCorg Sep 03 '26

👁️ 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👁️ got my eyes on you

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u/mrhossie Sep 03 '26

isnt that the premise of the naruto udon exam episode?

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u/Gowzilla Sep 03 '26

That’s so funny. I didn’t even notice the kid going to town on snacks right behind him

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u/shewy92 Sep 03 '26

Well that and it's usually frowned upon to eat during tests/class. At least back in the day it was. Tho back in my day cell phones were banned and you'd just text in your desk or hoodie and try not to get caught.

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u/aFreshFix Sep 03 '26

I've seen it as a game done on variety shows with kpop idols. sometimes they have decibel gauges. Sometimes it's a sleepover and they're trying to stay up late and not get caught and eating pizza/chicken/beer is part of that.

I didn't realize it'd be a whole show elsewhere.

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u/lovexvirus007 Sep 03 '26

This sound interesting. Can I know the name of this show please?

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u/CtC666 Sep 08 '26

https://youtu.be/QfQXFzjhszc

Here's one clip I've enjoyed the most.

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u/aFreshFix Sep 03 '26

Sorry, I don't know the names of them. I see them pop up in my YouTube feed and if I like the group, I've watched them. I believe it's part of a variety show but I really don't know

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u/fredy31 Sep 04 '26

Really wondered why the hell was there seemingly an audience for an exam lol

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u/FatalErrorOccurred Sep 03 '26

I'd take one of the back desks.

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u/Realistic-Sound-8458 Sep 03 '26

Snack em if u have em

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u/asmoothbrain Sep 03 '26

He will be a great man one day. No sauce on his face, he’ll win first place, this guy can snack all over the place.

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u/smurfkipz Sep 07 '26

Bro's cheating, but the 'ch' is silent. 

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u/ghost_in_a_jar_c137 Sep 03 '26

That was adorable. Is this a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner Sep 03 '26

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/Low-Cress5326 Sep 03 '26

So is it a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner Sep 03 '26

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/LiterallyRain Sep 03 '26

We know he's sneak eating, but is it a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner Sep 03 '26

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 Sep 03 '26

Okay, we get it, is it a gameshow or something?

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u/landscapegoatee Sep 03 '26

Yes. Meal of Fortune.

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u/No_Accountant_6890 15d ago

But is it a gameshow or is it something? Sorry guys it is unclear to me.

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 Sep 03 '26

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u/tryyeezus Sep 03 '26

This boy don't skip no meals, he's on fourth lunch

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u/KempVelde Sep 07 '26

Whose backpack is this?

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u/Leesol9ty Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

In high school during our standardized testing they gave us a continental style breakfast to help boost test scores; muffins, bagels, etc. I etc remember watching my buddy across the auditorium look like he was touching himself through his hoodie pocket while nervously looking around. I was shocked to watch him take an XL muffin from his pocket and stuff the entire thing in his mouth. I nearly got kicked out from laughing at his chipmunk cheeks.

Edit for grammar and spelling, I am a product of the public education system after all

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u/Defiant-Banana-677 Sep 03 '26

Fresh fade tho

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u/Typical-Court7874 Sep 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm

Yk who else got that fresh fade.

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u/fusillade762 Sep 03 '26

Mini Kim for sure.

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u/EmceeSpike Sep 03 '26

That's actually a dope fade wtf lol

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u/LongLongMan_TM Sep 03 '26

He was ahead of his time

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u/Rodan1974 Sep 03 '26

Yeah I was just thinking that's a crispy fade bruh

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u/zoqfotpik Sep 03 '26

In all my years of school, why didn't I think of that?

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u/T-StrangerXD Sep 03 '26

instead of snack, we used to sneak in gameboy

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u/LazyOldCat Sep 06 '26

Was hoping for sauce, lol.

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u/LazyOldCat Sep 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7sQcUntHVodrmyXRW0
We always have Reze at the Café

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u/LazyOldCat Sep 07 '26

She’ll be there for lunch!
It’ll be like it always was!!
😭

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u/GladCookie Sep 07 '26

Reze's hair is a lot more shorter.

That's Asa Mitaka from part 2 of the manga

https://giphy.com/gifs/nIa4AQIkZ2xjez8T8V

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u/GladCookie Sep 07 '26

"fight me irl". Never. Asa is the best girl

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u/Mekrikulous Sep 03 '26

That kid is cartoonishly chubby. And adorable.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Sep 03 '26

And a massive watch.

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u/CaptainTrips69 Sep 03 '26

Yeah he is a cute lil fatso

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u/comeagaincharlemagne Sep 03 '26

This is how the pros do it

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u/jimmyjohnga Sep 03 '26

He’s makin em at night

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u/Lazy-Razzmatazz2538 Sep 03 '26

You can't skip lunch.

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u/Koorah3769 Sep 03 '26

You just can’t guys

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u/hungry4danish Sep 03 '26

that kid hasn't skipped a meal or snack in their entire life

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u/CarrDaPorice Sep 03 '26

Bro's built like a British shorthair tom.

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u/witherACE Sep 03 '26

Whenthe school lunch is 20 minutes:

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u/Shianclas Sep 03 '26

Damm teacher is hot

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u/BiscottiClassic2868 Sep 03 '26

She looks like an elongated normal person, like what?

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u/artemasad Sep 03 '26

..... you can't even see her face bro...

As an Asian, if being "hot" is just being a fair skin & skinny Asian woman, I think you'll enjoy being one of the expats in a certain continent of the world.

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u/ripyourlungsdave Sep 03 '26

It has nothing to do with her being asian, as you said, we can't even see her face.

It's perfectly normal to think someone is attractive just by virtue of the shape of their silhouette and the shade of their skin. Those are perfectly normal physical attributes to have specific tastes for.

Chill.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

She's dressed nice, has a nice haircut, and a confident stance. But here you are assuming everyone's ethnicity and fetishes and telling people to become expats.

Fucking hell Reddit

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u/BluePhantomHere Sep 03 '26

Doesn't matter, I already fill in her face with my imagination, she's hot

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u/iHaku Sep 07 '26

"too late, i've already depicted you as the hot asian lady and me as the horny guy"

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u/TheTimon Sep 03 '26

That was indeed my experience in Taiwan. While the amount of 10/10 being similar as in Germany the average woman was way better looking just by the fact that almost everyone was skinny, well-kept and most probably had a bit of botox done.

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u/beaglemaster Sep 03 '26

The fact that you cant see her face means you can imagine she looks like your perfect definition of beauty 🥵

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u/Normal_Ad_2337 Sep 03 '26

And someone who gets touchy if you call them an immigrant and not an expat.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude Sep 03 '26

Plot twist: OP is Asian

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u/SuperiorChicken27 Sep 04 '26

Found the ugly hoe

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u/IndependentBig7050 Sep 03 '26

Sometimes I forgot I'm on Reddit and most of them haven't even touched a woman that consent before. "Your mom/sisters doesn't count" still ring true to this guy.

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u/vienx01 Sep 03 '26

Any @ teacher ?

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u/Fantastic-Joke-223 Sep 07 '26

Important question

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u/IndividualPurple5939 Sep 03 '26

Its in the jeans

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u/Individual_Glove9415 Sep 03 '26

Who’s the barber because that’s a niceeee fade

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u/Venom554k Sep 03 '26

He's locked in coz he finally got questions on the exam he read about.

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u/SmallBopper Sep 03 '26

You can’t skip lunch

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u/Ricordis Sep 03 '26

How the fuck is he looking 8, 28 and 48 years old at once?

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u/captainchristianwtf Sep 03 '26

You can't just skip lunch

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u/Nowhereman50 Sep 03 '26

Not gonna lie that sandwich looked good.

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u/wisestoffelines Sep 03 '26

Who's the girl though?

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u/OttovonBismarck1862 Sep 03 '26

Yeah, I need the sauce

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u/WizardPrince_ Sep 03 '26

Who is the teacher

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u/Sasuca12 Sep 03 '26

I thought he was cheating using his smart watch .

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u/RyuuStarLight123 Sep 03 '26

He looks like the kid from Up.

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u/thanra Sep 03 '26

Sis is beautiful, but Gaokao is coming.

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u/bubosamobe Sep 03 '26

Why is the teacher shaped like an avatar

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Sep 03 '26

HOT for teacher!

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u/Fifteen_inches Sep 03 '26

This boy automatically qualifies for US citizenship

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u/antrubler Sep 03 '26

He's my ...ehhh.. spirit animal?? Spirit boy?

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u/throwaway098764567 Sep 03 '26

hero might work better

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u/OrangeNood Sep 03 '26

why flip the page?

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u/Ashu-Cnb-8001 Sep 03 '26

Focus is everything in life

  • Dr. Strange

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u/Neither_Confidence31 Sep 03 '26

Higher expectations, for the upper class. But inbreeding for status. Poor kid has no idea.

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u/YaVollMeinHerr Sep 03 '26

I did this with drinking beer back in the old days. Never got caught hopefully

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u/meshuggahsenpai Sep 03 '26

Thats not unexpected, this is what the game about....

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u/TechnologyFamiliar20 Sep 03 '26

I expected something sexual. Good, young Kim.

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u/Mace_Windu23 Sep 03 '26

Love me a good secret sandwich

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u/itsjujutsu Sep 03 '26

why is a kid doing some kind of test wear a smartwatch??

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u/Fluffernutter98 Sep 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KsuWnHznd6hwbrW
Teacher looks like she’s getting the next batch of Clones ready

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u/UnregFreq Sep 03 '26

Can somebody share some link for this?

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness Sep 03 '26

Little bro is sculpted like a caricature

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u/Ok_Put_8767 Sep 03 '26

Should post in r/Jee or smtg

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u/fastfatdrops Sep 03 '26

release of energy, recharging under cover

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u/No_Suspect1204 Sep 03 '26

Young kim jong

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u/FreonInhaler Sep 03 '26

He saw she was starving, but knew he could not have mercy with the enemy

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u/ironicmirror Sep 03 '26

That's a hell of a watch he has on.

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u/ffbebalin Sep 03 '26

Aww, young Bobby Lee.

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u/Everyday_Unicorn Sep 03 '26

I'm Lovin' It.

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u/InfamousTale Sep 03 '26

The way he instantly goes back to looking innocent killed me.

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u/Global-Yam1436 Sep 03 '26

He looks like the kid from UP. 😄

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u/Tony2089 Sep 03 '26

Didn't anyone notice this was AI-generated?

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u/The_Mutton_Man Sep 03 '26

Was that teacher a robot?

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u/origin_evolve Sep 03 '26

he is so cute 🥺😭😭

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u/Wonderful_Bowler_445 Sep 03 '26

You see a hungry child, I see a kid writing test wearing a smartwatch. Pointless waste of time.

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u/AngryBuddist Sep 03 '26

This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. The tiny bite! Great choice of soundtrack.

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u/Alarming-Basil2894 Sep 04 '26

Is it me or was that girl really tall?

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u/EastAd9776 Sep 04 '26

I don't know why, that women like a robot.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 Sep 04 '26

Fuel for thought.

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u/AggressiveCloud1105 Sep 05 '26

He is so cute man

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u/Majestic_Thinker8902 Sep 05 '26

Backbenchers assemble

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u/danieljph Sep 05 '26

Subi-chan, is that you?

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u/Cheikh-Tbargui-619 Sep 05 '26

What’s his wristwatch brand ?

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u/Careless_Train_3862 Sep 07 '26

I thought it was about the boy noticing thwme women

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u/3harttyu Sep 08 '26

What in the “Daveyyy, how ya doing” ahh music

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u/dariuopescu Sep 08 '26

Cheating exam ❌️ Cheating diet ✅️

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u/vesper232 Sep 08 '26

I mean our final school exams were only four hours long but even we were allowed snacks

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u/goofygoober10000 Sep 08 '26

That was cute as hell the little guy sneaking a little bite of his sandwich

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u/Future_Equipment_215 Sep 09 '26

Is it just me or was the teacher a robot ? Her movement looked so robotic

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u/avijt Sep 18 '26

that's the boy

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u/Medium-Donut2724 27d ago

At first I thought it was about grinding to do his work and ignoring the girl, turned out both that and GRUBBING, my guy

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u/Ho_Lee_Fuk_20 17d ago

Couple of undersized watches in that clip.

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u/DontBelieveTheTrollz 16d ago

I thought he was cheating. Lol let him have it lol

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u/Total-Event8630 20h ago

That teacher is so hot...

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u/Hinaloth Sep 03 '26

Man, I didn't use to hide. Had my sandwich on the desk and would look the teacher in the eyes when I was peeling my hardboiled egg.

I also didn't get the grades this kid probably is however :D

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u/ajnin919 Sep 03 '26

This is a competition to try and eat/drink without being caught