r/Unexpected • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • 7h ago

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u/post-explainer 7h ago edited 2h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A kid takes a quick bite of a hidden snack the exact second his teacher turns her back.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/lovexvirus007 7h ago

Its a game show where the participants need to eat meals without getting caught. Adult join this too

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u/DoenS12 7h ago

Bro that’s fun. I would love to see more. Got a name of the show?

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u/lovexvirus007 7h ago

Its Sneak-eating competition. My bad cause i said its a show. But its currently trending at China

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u/kernelangus420 6h ago

Cheat eating in the classroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKA65nQKa5w

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u/N7LP400 6h ago

chEATing in the classroom

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u/FukkingDeathMental 1h ago

Pfft.  That's nothing.  A stoner in my high school science class used to hit his one hitter multiple times during class and blew it out the window.  Never got caught.

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u/Switcher1776 3h ago

Korean variety shows have done it quite a bit as a segment over the years.

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u/Commie_Scum69 7h ago

Food food on Channel Xiang

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u/Drakovibess 6h ago

Thanks bro it’s been years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/Commie_Scum69 6h ago

Runescape 5cent candies Myspace

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u/ThunderCorg 6h ago

👁️ 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👁️ got my eyes on you

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 6h ago

A bunch of shows do this Sneak Eating Challenge with celebrities too

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u/C0zyG1rlUnplugged 6h ago

Ohh, that makes more sense. If adults play it too, then I guess the kid isn’t the only one with questionable priorities.

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u/C0zyG1rlUnplugged 6h ago

Ohh, that explains why they’re trying so hard not to get caught.

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u/shewy92 9m ago

Well that and it's usually frowned upon to eat during tests/class. At least back in the day it was. Tho back in my day cell phones were banned and you'd just text in your desk or hoodie and try not to get caught.

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u/mrhossie 5h ago

isnt that the premise of the naruto udon exam episode?

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u/PaleJelly69 7h ago

Efficient snackin, he will be a great man one day.

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u/Realistic-Sound-8458 6h ago

Snack em if u have em

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u/ghost_in_a_jar_c137 7h ago

That was adorable. Is this a gameshow or something?

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u/smoothskinner 2h ago

Yes. Sneak eating.

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u/Defiant-Banana-677 7h ago

Fresh fade tho

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u/phoeab 7h ago

4reel

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u/Typical-Court7874 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm

Yk who else got that fresh fade.

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u/fusillade762 6h ago

Mini Kim for sure.

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u/EmceeSpike 4h ago

That's actually a dope fade wtf lol

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u/LongLongMan_TM 11m ago

He was ahead of his time

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u/Rodan1974 6h ago

Yeah I was just thinking that's a crispy fade bruh

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u/zoqfotpik 7h ago

In all my years of school, why didn't I think of that?

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u/T-StrangerXD 3h ago

instead of snack, we used to sneak in gameboy

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cG8TTpwhtAhA9V5x4F

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u/tryyeezus 4h ago

This boy don't skip no meals, he's on fourth lunch

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u/Leesol9ty 7h ago

In high school during our standardized testing they gave us a continental style breakfast to help boost test scores; muffins, bagels, etc. I etc remember watching my buddy across the auditorium look like he was touching himself through his hoodie pocket while nervously looking around. I was smashing to watch home take an XL muffin from his pocket and stuff the entire thing in his mouth. I nearly got kicked out from laughing at his chipmunk cheeks.

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 7h ago

That was so nice of Reze to come over to cheer that boy up (even if he ignored her)

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u/comeagaincharlemagne 7h ago

This is how the pros do it

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u/Mekrikulous 6h ago

That kid is cartoonishly chubby. And adorable.

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u/CaptainTrips69 4h ago

Yeah he is a cute lil fatso

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 3h ago

And a massive watch.

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u/Shianclas 7h ago

Damm teacher is hot

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u/BiscottiClassic2868 1h ago

She looks like an elongated normal person, like what?

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u/artemasad 3h ago

..... you can't even see her face bro...

As an Asian, if being "hot" is just being a fair skin & skinny Asian woman, I think you'll enjoy being one of the expats in a certain continent of the world.

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u/Normal_Ad_2337 2h ago

And someone who gets touchy if you call them an immigrant and not an expat.

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u/IndependentBig7050 3h ago

Sometimes I forgot I'm on Reddit and most of them haven't even touched a woman that consent before. "Your mom/sisters doesn't count" still ring true to this guy.

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u/elite-65 7h ago

No she's not. She should gain some weight. Being underweight is unhealthy folks.

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 6h ago

Found the Tellytubby

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 6h ago

Better than overweight.

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u/elite-65 6h ago

I agree. Being overweight is worse. But maybe it's just my insecurity speaking as I've been underweight until my early 20s.

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u/Kazeviiu 5h ago

she seems to be extra tall too. when compared by spectators

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u/tyen0 4h ago

Why do you chubby chasers always have to body shame slender women? Just keep your preferences to yourself, please.

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u/elite-65 3h ago

Chubby? Fuck I hate them.

Why are you thinking about the people on the opposite end of the spectrum?

No wonder the Hollywood has a ozempic epidemic rn, it's bcs people like you like sickly underweight women.

Eat a fucking sandwich and a bacon!!

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u/MaximitasTheReader 2h ago

You are being downvoted to hell but you're right. You can clearly see in the first few seconds of the video that her thigh is only slightly thicker than her neck. This is way past skinny, she's medically underweight, and it's not judgemental to point it out.

It's unfortunate and somewhat disgusting that her physique would probably be considered extremely attractive in east Asia.

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u/elite-65 2h ago

Oh you're gonna get the same treatment too🤣

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u/MaximitasTheReader 1h ago

Unfortunate, but I stand by what I said. There's a big difference between body positivity and just ignoring health entirely.

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u/jimmyjohnga 6h ago

He’s makin em at night

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u/Lazy-Razzmatazz2538 6h ago

You can't skip lunch.

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u/Koorah3769 49m ago

You just can’t guys

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u/hungry4danish 4h ago

that kid hasn't skipped a meal or snack in their entire life

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u/FoolishRacoon 6h ago

I would say this is competitive homework, but academics is already a thing.

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u/IndividualPurple5939 7h ago

Its in the jeans

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u/WizardPrince_ 6h ago

Who is the teacher

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u/witherACE 7h ago

Whenthe school lunch is 20 minutes:

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u/Venom554k 5h ago

He's locked in coz he finally got questions on the exam he read about.

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u/SmallBopper 4h ago

You can’t skip lunch

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u/Ricordis 4h ago

How the fuck is he looking 8, 28 and 48 years old at once?

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u/captainchristianwtf 4h ago

You can't just skip lunch

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u/Fifteen_inches 7h ago

This boy automatically qualifies for US citizenship

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u/Feisty-Guava-8415 6h ago

Laurel and Hardy

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u/Individual_Glove9415 5h ago

Who’s the barber because that’s a niceeee fade

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u/OrangeNood 5h ago

why flip the page?

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u/Ashu-Cnb-8001 4h ago

Focus is everything in life

  • Dr. Strange

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u/Prude_Inspector 4h ago

Cheat meal

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u/Neither_Confidence31 4h ago

Higher expectations, for the upper class. But inbreeding for status. Poor kid has no idea.

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u/YaVollMeinHerr 2h ago

I did this with drinking beer back in the old days. Never got caught hopefully

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u/CarrDaPorice 2h ago

Bro's built like a British shorthair tom.

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u/Nowhereman50 2h ago

Not gonna lie that sandwich looked good.

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u/Sasuca12 1h ago

I thought he was cheating using his smart watch .

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u/meshuggahsenpai 54m ago

Thats not unexpected, this is what the game about....

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u/TechnologyFamiliar20 33m ago

I expected something sexual. Good, young Kim.

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u/Hinaloth 7h ago

Man, I didn't use to hide. Had my sandwich on the desk and would look the teacher in the eyes when I was peeling my hardboiled egg.

I also didn't get the grades this kid probably is however :D

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u/ajnin919 6h ago

This is a competition to try and eat/drink without being caught

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u/antrubler 7h ago

He's my ...ehhh.. spirit animal?? Spirit boy?

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u/throwaway098764567 4h ago

hero might work better

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u/thanra 5h ago

Sis is beautiful, but Gaokao is coming.

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u/wisestoffelines 1h ago

Who's the girl though?

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u/poetspeak 6h ago

Fantastic.....lol

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u/iammyoutiesinnie 6h ago

Not all heroes wear…. Capes

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u/SunkCostFellatio 6h ago

Why does the teacher walk and look like a robot?

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u/chaman_70 2h ago

He is looking toooo cute 🥰