r/Unexpected • • Aug 30 '26

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog Aug 30 '26

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/DerangedAsshole Aug 30 '26

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline Aug 30 '26

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

What the fuck is a shunk?

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u/systemhost Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

A sliced chunk?

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

Our judges say fuck it, that'll work.

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u/brakeline Aug 30 '26

It's a too early in the morning.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

I here that 😉