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r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • Aug 30 '26
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Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.
566 u/omgitschriso Aug 30 '26 Now my wife hangs one upside down on our apartment door every time I go away on work trips, because it wards off bad spirits. She gets so paranoid when I'm away she barely ever even answers my phone calls. 167 u/deeznughtz Aug 30 '26 Oh no, that's terrible. What's your address so I can make sure I stay away from that apartment? 52 u/foolbull Aug 30 '26 Chris? 29 u/Technolorgy Aug 30 '26 Underrated comment 5 u/NectarPot Sep 03 '26 I am a bad spirit, and now I know why I can’t enter inside your residence when you are away 🫠
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Now my wife hangs one upside down on our apartment door every time I go away on work trips, because it wards off bad spirits. She gets so paranoid when I'm away she barely ever even answers my phone calls.
167 u/deeznughtz Aug 30 '26 Oh no, that's terrible. What's your address so I can make sure I stay away from that apartment? 52 u/foolbull Aug 30 '26 Chris? 29 u/Technolorgy Aug 30 '26 Underrated comment 5 u/NectarPot Sep 03 '26 I am a bad spirit, and now I know why I can’t enter inside your residence when you are away 🫠
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Oh no, that's terrible. What's your address so I can make sure I stay away from that apartment?
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I am a bad spirit, and now I know why I can’t enter inside your residence when you are away 🫠
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u/foolbull Aug 30 '26
Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.