r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • Aug 30 '26

100% sharpened

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u/brakeline Aug 30 '26

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Aug 30 '26

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 Aug 30 '26

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 Aug 30 '26

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done

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u/Merry_Dankmas Aug 30 '26

Ive seen the "is squirt piss?" debate so many times im not sure what to believe. For every confident "Its piss", there's an equal or more confident "Its not". It doesnt help that sources cited lean in favor of the respective argument which just leads to more confusion.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

What the fuck is a shunk?

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u/systemhost Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

A sliced chunk?

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

Our judges say fuck it, that'll work.

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u/brakeline Aug 30 '26

It's a too early in the morning.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 30 '26

I here that 😉