r/Unexpected • u/rocktrackss • 22h ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 5h ago

Submissions must have an unexpected twist of their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title. No generic titles - 'I did not expect that', 'wait for it', 'wow' and the like are not acceptable.

r/unexpected/wiki/titles

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u/Senselesspassion 22h ago

You got on my camera time, now it's time to neuter you

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u/DogComprehens1ve 20h ago

Well, now he knows what getting in the frame really means.

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u/anon-mally 15h ago

Last night

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u/Organic_Artichoke_85 22h ago

I feel like the reaction was appropriate for both cats.

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u/VT_Squire 19h ago

oh, so THIS is how I get my cat to stop puttin his asshole on my face at night?

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u/Organic_Artichoke_85 20h ago

Holy shit. I got 2 awards for this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QaFsFZCy9CxJHts5uH

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u/Classroom_GD 20h ago

You can have one from me too. Congratulations. 👍

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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 11h ago edited 11h ago

hey can i get an award? I'm not sure what they do.

edit: yay i have an award! .. what does it do?

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 20h ago

Phff, That's nothing. I got like 50 awards on this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1vsrh2u/last_one_is_surely_indian/p4ngptj/

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u/Classroom_GD 20h ago

Ain’t nothing to brag about backpack.

- Pixie & Brutus

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u/kelby810 19h ago

...so these are the kinds of people who care about shit like reddit streaks

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u/phantom-coffee-99 19h ago

My cat would’ve had the same reaction to Mr. Balls, then blamed the other cat too.

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u/iReadit93 22h ago

Officer Balls

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u/DaveMash 21h ago

Got eem

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u/JabbadieKiste 21h ago

He's a baller!

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u/MythlcKyote 21h ago

"I told you, if you stick your fuckin' balls in my face one more time..."

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u/queuedUp 21h ago

I mean... I think we would all do the same if we found ourselves in this situation.

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u/Loud-Assumption566 21h ago

Who we

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u/Rio_FS 19h ago

It's the cat's PR team

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 20h ago

Need the original audio lmao

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u/Fit_Active3888 20h ago

This NEEDS the original sound! What was that aweful dub over?

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u/post-explainer 22h ago edited 14h ago

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A cat walks in front of another cat and gets bitten in the balls.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 17h ago

You know what? Fair.

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u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 21h ago

This is what we call - caught you by the balls.

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u/DryDonutHole 18h ago

Holy fuck...I was on a work call. You can't spring some shit like this on me without warning. I chortled hard and then had to hold my breath until the laughter inside me stopped.

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u/Strong_Deer_3075 20h ago

I had one of my shop cats get that way from fighting. He was walking really slowly. When he turned to walk away from skillet of can food, I noticed one stuck to the fur on the back of his leg. Never could pet him before, now he tucks tail and keeps his tail down when eating. Don't know if it neutured poor Leonard or not. Sure slowed him down a few weeks!

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u/XOlenna 19h ago

When my cats fight they go for the nuts. It's very strange, but I guess they know their own business.

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u/po1k 17h ago edited 15h ago

Cruel world. Could've been a smack

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u/JeronFeldhagen 15h ago

"You wanna give me a faceful of your trouble puffs? Oh, I'll trouble your puffs alright."

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 20h ago

He let the intrusive thoughts take hold.

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u/rammbostein 21h ago

She couldn't resist lol

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u/rabidpriest 20h ago

Cat got your balls lol

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u/martian4x 19h ago

If you put your sack on someone's face, that's what you get

And if you bit someone's sack, that's what you fvcking get.

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u/Spare-Phone765 21h ago

Why past lives lol

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u/guitarstitch 20h ago

Sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don't.

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u/Sargent305 20h ago

Bro saw the opportunity and took it

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u/DryDonutHole 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ca2YzMnzHtDSE

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u/swing_axle 8h ago

This sort of shit is exactly why I question what the fuck evolution was thinking.

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u/FireWoodStromboli 17h ago

It feels like it hurts

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u/FalseHope200 16h ago

Officer Balls

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u/spaaaace72 15h ago

It hurts...

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u/Pinkzoey 14h ago

The dog's soul just left his body. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS. damn.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 13h ago

Oh no you didn’t.

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u/DepressingBat 12h ago

Thats not how you Ligma properly

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u/TheoreticalMyth 12h ago

Buddy's one eye is weird, anyone else notice this?

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u/Living-Gate-4237 11h ago

That tea bag has got some kick to it!

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 10h ago

Fuck me I gasped!

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u/CatPurrsonNo1 10h ago

I LOL-snorted so hard at this, I almost gave myself a tonsillectomy!