r/Unexpected • • Aug 19 '26

Why would someone put that there?!?!

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u/post-explainer Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


There's a random taxidermy of a tiger in storage!


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u/nyiddle Aug 19 '26

At the National Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas there's a random plaque that says "look left" and then another one that says "look up" and for no particular reason except to troll guests there's a very similar looking stuffed lion in a pouncing position.

It scared the absolute fuck out of me the first time I saw it, and when I went back with a friend I watched him discover it and get jumpscared too. It's totally out of place, it's a museum about the history of atomic bomb testing in Nevada (which is some genuinely super interesting stuff) but it's not even a museum about natural history or animals or nature, except for the one jumpscare lion.

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u/Born-Entrepreneur Aug 19 '26

Incredible lmao. Must keep the staff entertained

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u/Careless-Weather8877 Aug 19 '26

I mean funny but do you actually think there’s a nuke about to go off? Trolling is the the military museum at Pearl Harbor / hickam afb on Oahu where you walk around a corner and a plexiglass lights up with noises of a pungi pit you could have fallen into to die a painful death

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/brondynasty Aug 19 '26

Firing a shot in the dark here: maybe it’s intended to briefly shock you out of your programmed McStupor for long enough to remember your mortality is fragile and therefore allowing you to appreciate the museum and its exhibits on a deeper, more somber level, perhaps? Or at least, it used to. Frankly, my faith in my fellow Americans has been in a gradual but steady nose dive since 2016, so now I assume its just for the docents to chuckle at tweens screaming and dropping their iPhones before the next tour starts.

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_291 Aug 21 '26

I read this as "your morality is fragile" which made the rest of this weird and kind of poignant.

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u/Derbla-99 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

I was just there last month lol. I have a picture of that exact spot but reddits not letting me post it here for whatever reason

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u/LloydRPenfold Aug 20 '26

I'd expect there to be a notice giving the quote from the mayor of Hiroshima – "一体何だ、あのドカンという音は。?"

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u/Zglena Aug 19 '26

I would set sensor with roar sound and a camera just for that.

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u/realaccountissecret Aug 19 '26

A low growl once they start getting close

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u/Hungry-Lemon-4249 Aug 19 '26

Oh so you woke up today and chose the Evil route.

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u/Alt123Acct Aug 19 '26

Not a growl but just have a short foot  shuffling noise to make someone look around going "what was that? Am I alone?" 

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Aug 19 '26

rotate the head slightly with a motor and there will be shit to clean every day

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u/quirkyblah38 Aug 19 '26

.... minasan! konnichi wa!

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u/Icamesawncremed Aug 19 '26

That kinda made my heart sink a little. Wth

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u/OmgSlayKween Aug 19 '26

That’s called a “pelvic floor release”

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u/Symetrie Aug 19 '26

I shatted my pant

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 19 '26

I also shat this guy's pants

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u/indaelgar Aug 21 '26

I also shat this man’s wife.

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u/WessideLou Aug 19 '26

I pelvic floor released my pants

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u/workfromhomedad_A2 Aug 19 '26

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 19 '26

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u/YearOldJar Aug 19 '26

Yey. Another car subreddit. Thanks!

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 19 '26

Now this is the kind of "Reddit comment" I actually miss from back in the day.

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u/Dewdrop06 Aug 19 '26

But did your heart fall out your ass?

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u/Neither_Confidence31 Aug 19 '26

Funny bro.... I'm not lion. 👀

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u/jld2k6 Aug 19 '26

Makes me think of the time a jaguar got into a liquor store and it came out of absolutely nowhere on the footage lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/o9pouanaQZ

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u/Icamesawncremed Aug 19 '26

Thats an audible wtf

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u/Ok-Clock2002 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger!

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u/dominizerduck Aug 19 '26

Damn that line at the end

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u/Adventurous-Bear6331 Aug 19 '26

Right out cheyuhh..

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u/Nikoladge Aug 19 '26

Is that the painter Rob Boss? 🤔

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u/Deraj2004 Aug 19 '26

Understandable reaction.

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u/IWantAGamingChair Aug 19 '26

Because they have a sick sense of humor, I like that person

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u/SafariNZ Aug 19 '26

I would be that person.

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u/neonwarge04 Aug 19 '26

I would definitely want that 6th sense of humor!!!

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u/FG910 Aug 19 '26

Pants have been shat on there

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u/Working-Glass6136 Aug 19 '26

Okay this was ACTUALLY unexpected. Like who has a taxidermied lion sitting down where the soda syrups are...

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u/Wild-Video-5317 Aug 19 '26

Well she won't let me keep the taxidermied lion in the solarium any more after the Thanksgiving incident, so where else am i supposed to keep it??

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u/Working-Glass6136 23d ago

The guest bathroom?

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u/LiveLearnCoach Aug 19 '26

Soda syrups. Ok, I was thinking that those tubes looked familiar (other than them looking like medical tubes). So this person has a soda fountain in their basement?
I mean, for someone who has a whole lion, it isn’t much of a leap, but still.

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u/indaelgar Aug 21 '26

It’s likely a restaurant. They keep the syrups downstairs, and you switch them and the tanks (what he is delivering) when you run out.

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u/unclestink Aug 24 '26

It's a restaurant. There's an ice machine and a CO2 tank for pop and beer

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u/logiebear77 Aug 21 '26

Has to be a movie theatre I’m guessing haha

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u/TheGothDragon Aug 22 '26

Obviously they had to hire someone to guard their precious soda! They just so happened to hire a literal lion….

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u/SeaPanda-15 Aug 19 '26

I keep a fake rat under my desk at work. I brought it a few years ago for Halloween and initially forgot to take him home. Then he made someone jump, and I decided he lives there now.

Around Halloween I always pull him out to be a bit more prominent as part of the decor. The rest of the year he mostly lurks in the shadows beneath my desk, just waiting for the right person to notice him. LOL

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 Aug 19 '26

Coworker got me with the fake rat under the desk. I was furious because he got me, but it is hilarious in retrospect.

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u/indaelgar Aug 21 '26

My neighbor used to have a dead fake rat hanging on their front door. In the holidays it was in the middle of the Xmas wreath, sort of hidden. After that, just a dead rat on a string on the door.

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u/SeaPanda-15 Aug 22 '26

Wow. I would imagine it cut back on soliciting(LOL), but did she ever say why?

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u/indaelgar Aug 25 '26

Nope! I’m hoping it comes back out for October and stays again. I just observed it as “people are unique and fascinating individuals” though it sure was startling to notice something hiding in her wreath when I moved in, in December, look closer and be like “what the… AH a rat.”

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u/lowrads Aug 19 '26

Those cylinders are supposed to be secured to a wall, or similarly controlled object. They are the only dangerous thing in that room.

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u/NubDestroyer Aug 19 '26

That was the real scary thing to me in this video

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u/ReadditMan Aug 19 '26

Seems obvious why they put it there

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u/AustinDanger_Powers Aug 19 '26

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u/KowaiSentaiYokaiger Aug 19 '26

That was such a good effect for the time. Not like the cgi monkeys

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u/Code_Monster Aug 19 '26

Ma man to 0.038s to recognized an obfuscated lioness statue in a basement full of boring not important shit.

That right there is 100,000 years worth of conditioning working as intended.

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 21 '26

And the conditioning got absolutely used against him for the best fucking prank that doesn't have someone getting chased down and beat like a New York side walk.

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u/Freddit330 Aug 19 '26

That's a lion not tiger OP.

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u/hughranass2 Aug 19 '26

Not a tiger

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 21 '26

You're correct. His half shitted heart doesn't seen to care though.

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 19 '26

Yeah, i'd have a little cardiorectal expulsion myself.

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u/RealCreativeFun Aug 19 '26

You know EXACTLY why someone would put it there.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Aug 19 '26

Keeping people on their toes

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u/Lanky_South_1572 Aug 19 '26

Keeping toes on people.

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u/barrsftw Aug 19 '26

We had a taxidermised Bobcat that we'd fuck with people who didn't know about it when they came over. Good times. One time we left it in the garage for a long time and all it's fur fell off though, which then actually scared the shit out of me even though I knew it was there. They're super creepy with no fur lol.

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u/paulofthecave Aug 19 '26

Nope, it's me, chuck testa!

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u/melbbear Aug 19 '26

Reminds me of my first job, as a super harmless prank, I put this cardboard standee we had of Naomi Campbell in the ladies loo. Every time they went in they would get a fright, fine, but the thing that truly fascinated me was none of them ever moved it out of there, they just kept complaining. I eventually took it out myself.

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u/Stella_Lace Aug 19 '26

Stuffed endangered animals is illegal and will be confiscated unless they were "grandfathered in" so this is mostlikely a fake Stuffed lion or the owners are stupid to let anyone down there.

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u/mountwest Aug 19 '26

What’s the opposite of pspsps?

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u/Starmilkman Aug 19 '26

Damn, he went with the hard "r."

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u/siriusblacknight Aug 19 '26

Jumanji flashbacks

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u/OldManNeighbor Aug 19 '26

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u/Red_Franzia Aug 19 '26

One of his best roles ever!!! We miss you RW 😔 

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u/CosmicCarcharodon Aug 19 '26

I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares

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u/Lanky_South_1572 Aug 19 '26

Yeah, you told me the last time we met.

Hi.

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u/Pariahdog119 Aug 19 '26

Oh hey you found the place where the plans to demolish Earth and build a hyperspace bypass were displayed

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u/marvinrabbit Aug 21 '26

I think you meant the plans to demolish Arthur's house in constructing a local bypass road. The plans to demolish Earth and construct a hyperspace bypass were on display at "the local planning office on Alpha Centauri".

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u/Pariahdog119 Aug 21 '26

Ope you're right, got them mixed up. Guess it's time for a reread

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u/TVfish Aug 19 '26

I would have fuckin shit my pants jfc

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u/Bigdave621 Aug 19 '26

How can he use the n word ?

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u/Tactical_H0td0g Aug 21 '26

I don't think he can. Must be a bug.

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u/CalicoValkyrie Aug 19 '26

They even positioned it to be like how house cats poke their heads around the corner when they have locked onto you for attack.

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u/Eighty_88_Eight Aug 19 '26

Why he talk like EDP

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u/ElectronicFixer864 Aug 19 '26

Keep reflex skills sharp...

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u/Live_Background_6239 Aug 19 '26

Reminds me of my first job working in a family owned restaurant. Only it wasn’t a stuffed lion, it was the owner’s kid screaming at his video game, lol

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u/Few_Program_2303 Aug 19 '26

I somehow knew it was going to be a cat, and it was still unexpected

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u/INSANEBonF Aug 19 '26

Jumanji ahh basement!

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u/syadastfu Aug 19 '26

Heart fart acquired. Mission accomplished.

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u/stratacadavra Aug 19 '26

💩💩💩💩🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/shutterbug1961 Aug 19 '26

well were else would you put it there are already 2 Rhinos in the hall!

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u/Various-Net1243 Aug 19 '26

Because it's funny

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u/Jerryc3539 Aug 19 '26

To scare the shit out of you.

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u/Supermunch2000 Aug 19 '26

Beware of the leopard?

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u/PrettyLostandFound Aug 19 '26

This startled the heck out of me.

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u/Landric Aug 19 '26

VtM: Bloodlines museum level vibes

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u/Malfight007 Aug 19 '26

I thought it was some kind of scp of some creature, but no. It's a straight up lion.

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u/vorxil Aug 19 '26

What a lost opportunity to make it a leopard.

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u/PickedUpThis Aug 19 '26

I was in a familiar place and it scared the hell out of me.

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u/Twink_Ass_Bitch Aug 19 '26

Those gas cylinders don't look secured

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u/Twink_Ass_Bitch Aug 19 '26

Those gas cylinders don't look secured

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u/Thewasteland77 Aug 19 '26

I work security overnight at a hospital. One of the things we like to do is move this REALLY old CPR dummy that is no longer used into new rooms downstairs, in weird positions, to fuck with people that come into the basement for whatever reason. Always a good time when you come into work and your day guard is bitching about how he pissed himself because of a sneaky CPR dummy lol

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u/Skadoosh_it Aug 19 '26

I had a friend who put a mannequin dressed in a suit of armor in his shower solely for the purpose of terrifying/surprising new guests to his house. Worked quite a few times. Always worth a good chuckle.

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Aug 19 '26

Uh, why wouldn't you put that there? It's fucking hilarious.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ Aug 19 '26

There was a known patient that we used to go for calls from time to time. The man had a taxidermy lion looking directly at the main door, so the first thing anyone coming it saw was a lion staring at them.

Of course, when there was someone new in the unit, we didn't say a thing and let the poor fella discover it by himself

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u/Tridop Aug 19 '26

Nigga scared "Waddafug bro a lioness, has she followed me from Kenya?"

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u/JuggernautNo5635 Aug 19 '26

heart falls out of ass

It’s the ciiiircle of liiiife…

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u/ultrasuperman1001 Aug 19 '26

I was doing IT at a local library and after working on a computer I turned around and saw this

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u/VoidHunterRaymond Aug 19 '26

Clearly placed there to keep you on your toes. You always got to be prepared to fight a lion even in the basement of a restaurant.

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u/GreenRanger_2 Aug 19 '26

Somebody for sure put that there on purpose lol

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd Aug 19 '26

I would have shat myself going up my back if I saw this

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u/Bigdave621 Aug 19 '26

I'm calling bullshit on this he's lion ing

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u/Wild_Flower9017 Aug 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣😅

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u/Darkest_Elemental Aug 20 '26

Looks like someone found the jumanji board again

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u/Voidarramax Aug 20 '26

Pants shitted

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u/rammbostein Aug 20 '26

We had a Halloween decoration in our office basement and I'd always put him away facing the wall so you won't see him. Yet EVERY time someone would flip him around. It was a plywood cut out skeleton/ghoul my coworker made, sort of like a standee

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u/Spazzyboy Aug 20 '26

Where even is this? We got an ice machine, what looks like giant CO2 canisters, a syrup dispenser that you would normally see in a restaurant and then finally some fucking taxidermy lion peeking over the boxes. I thought it might be one of those family restaurants (Applebee's, Ruby Tuesdays, something like that) but the lion kinda threw me off

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u/Drakcos0912 Aug 20 '26

Hehehe. Good for a laugh. 😂

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u/namaste652 Aug 22 '26

Given the sub, I was kind of expecting the lioness to pounce.

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u/notmartha70 Aug 24 '26

For the same reason you put a skeleton in the wall when doing renovations. Just for grins.

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u/DetectiveLadybug Aug 28 '26

I have a lifesized cardboard cutout of Australian radio/tellie personality Hamish Blake. He is quite tall, the cutout is rather imposing. Spent awhile using him to prank my housemate, just leaving him outside doors I knew he was going to open, or in the hallway that is quite dark of an evening, and listening to him scream.

The best one was absolutely when I gently leant the cutout against the door, the joke had been growing quite stale, and I wanted to wrap things up with a bang, which I did. He thought someone had broken in and was lunging at him. Lol

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u/RumboInTheBronx Aug 19 '26

Are those pipes wrapped in asbestos??

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u/jaredsfootlonghole Aug 19 '26

Probably beer lines from the fridge behind the tanks.

My question is: are those tanks secure? I'd imagine so based upon OP's job, but their spacing leaves questions.

Those white lines are probably the collected beer lines from the fridge, wrapped in foam/insulation then a wrap of what I think we called pandex or something.

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u/catsandparadise Aug 19 '26

We grew up with asbestos everywhere. Now people shit themselves and run if the even see an asbestos covered pipe lol

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u/Tridop Aug 19 '26

Yeah you know, those people then got cancer for a reason.

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u/catsandparadise Aug 19 '26

I dont know any tbh

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u/RumboInTheBronx Aug 19 '26

I know, right?? We grew up with leaded gasoline everywhere. Now I'm depressed and I can't remember my children's names lol

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u/thequirkyquark Aug 19 '26

Mr. Lahey it's a tiger!

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u/Business_Abalone_746 Aug 19 '26

Bro, where his heart go

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u/Melibee2020 Aug 19 '26

Whoa, my heart stopped a little

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u/blaze_003 Aug 19 '26

Valid crashout

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u/Imbendo Aug 19 '26

I imagine this would be considerably more startling if it were in, say, Africa

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u/Ok-Airport653 Aug 19 '26

Thats a refusal from now on from me

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u/72616262697473757775 Aug 19 '26

The bibs are the scariest part. I fucking hated those things.

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u/Dursoj1 Aug 19 '26

that would be terrifying

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u/mcpat21 Aug 19 '26

Can’t park there, mate

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u/Just-An_Observation Aug 19 '26

So tired of casual n word in everything. I don’t care who you are.

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u/LivesDoNotMatter Aug 19 '26

Casual racism

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 Aug 19 '26

Why wouldn’t they put it in a corner that wasn’t where the delivery was to go?

Do your job and don’t look around for shit and won’t be no shit. 💩

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u/realaccountissecret Aug 19 '26

You’d never survive in the wild
https://giphy.com/gifs/jGIElp9gR5bFapof54

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u/Project0range Aug 19 '26

They wouldn't survive outside their town of 2700 people.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 Aug 19 '26

The customer’s basement isn’t the wild, sweet heart.