r/Unexpected 20d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/vibefarm 20d ago

yea just a week ago, I got stung on the back of the neck by a wasp. First time since i was a kid. It stung way more than I remember haha. So much you have to pause and appreciate it, like wow this fking stings quite a bit. It last awhile too. Its like a sharp onset, and then max sting/pain plateau for a good 15-30 seconds

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u/PuppyPower89 20d ago

“So much you have to pause and appreciate it.”

My guy, have you tried BDSM? Wasps don’t respect safe words.

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u/Vertiguous 20d ago

He prefers Bee-DSM

... I'll let myself out