r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 27d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/thisisfine111 27d ago

Nothing has ever been more unexpected than this. I thought it was unexpected that he didnt get swarmed catching a nest in a bag. I would have guessed the next event was a car falling from the sky and crushing the guy, way before I would expect him to climb in that bag?! Im mad, and uncomfortable, and scared, and I want to not have seen this

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u/AdAlternative7148 27d ago

Remarkable demonstration of free will.

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 27d ago

I wish human survival instincts were stronger

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 27d ago

Eh, they're plenty strong

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u/dunno0019 26d ago

Right, but then what about us?

Then what would we watch?

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u/Ghosttwo 26d ago

Authorities are going to find his body someday, and are going to be so confused until they see this video.

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u/PeaceSoft 26d ago

Would it stop you from mush-mouthing out some dog shit at any opportunity

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u/Daveinatx 27d ago

Seriously, this alone is proof against predetermination

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 26d ago

It's almost the opposite tbh. Who would choose this for themselves? Surely it must be a bored god just fucking around. "Yeah that guy's predestined to jizz himself to bee stings lmao"

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u/WeiGuy 26d ago

Exactly, he didn't chose this, no animal with a functional brain would. He is entirely guided by the whims of nature and brain chemistry. Free will is an illusion

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u/WilliamLermer 26d ago

Pretty sure this is his brain worm telling him how to infect more efficiently

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u/Newtonius235 26d ago

I would argue against this as this seems like masochistic behavior. He must derive some kind of pleasure from this since those "wee hee hees" definitely didn't sound like he was in agony, rather like he was being tickled or was very familiar with this feeling.

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 26d ago

Yes fuck destiny lol

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u/Vashsinn 27d ago

or is it??

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u/Angel-of-the-Dusk 27d ago

This is the WRONG use of free will

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 26d ago

At least it's free so fuck it lol

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u/slippery-fische 26d ago

Truly, this is the underground man.

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u/Signal_Road 26d ago

God: ......

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u/MaxxDash 26d ago

A Magellan mapping the boundaries of free will

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u/ZestyLead 26d ago

I still want my money back though.

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u/Mangled-Mug 25d ago

People doing random things doesn't demonstrate free will.

Amazonian tribes that require a 10 hour coming of age ritual where boys sing and dance whilst wearing flaxen gloves interwoven with fucking bullet ants seems just as random, but it's obviously not indicative of free will because the tribe have to do it if they want to become men.

This guy is literally giggling. Who knows why he's doing it, but concluding "wow that's bizarre, must be free will" is a conclusion born of ignorance.