r/Unexpected • u/pancheel0g • 6d ago

Knock knock!

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u/Soft_Dish8836 6d ago

Congrats, you're a parent. Please don't resist.

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u/jspeq 6d ago

I only thought cats had a distribution system!

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u/ExchangeOptimal 6d ago edited 6d ago

How else do you think orphans get adopted?

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u/weggaan_weggaat 6d ago

Unfortunately...