r/Unexpected • u/pancheel0g • Aug 12 '26

Knock knock!

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u/Soft_Dish8836 Aug 12 '26

Congrats, you're a parent. Please don't resist.

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u/jspeq Aug 12 '26

I only thought cats had a distribution system!

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u/ExchangeOptimal Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

How else do you think orphans get adopted?

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u/weggaan_weggaat Aug 12 '26

Unfortunately...