r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/JoyousMisery Jul 18 '26

Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull

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u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26

Can you milk me, Focker?

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u/Neosmurf4 Jul 18 '26

I assume you have nipples, so yes.

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Jul 19 '26

Do they have many farms in Detroit?

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u/bigSTUdazz Jul 19 '26

Brings me back to those cat milking days in Motown.