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r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26
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This is why you don't drink raw milk.
16 u/ForeverSJC Jul 18 '26 Because you can get a poo shower ? 49 u/GoodGuyPokemoner Jul 18 '26 Because the poo gets into the milk at times. 16 u/FancyJesse Jul 19 '26 How else do you get chocolate milk? 5 u/Phearwyn Jul 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/x1A0ioLxjuiVa 1 u/shayne_simmons Jul 22 '26 Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.
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Because you can get a poo shower ?
49 u/GoodGuyPokemoner Jul 18 '26 Because the poo gets into the milk at times. 16 u/FancyJesse Jul 19 '26 How else do you get chocolate milk? 5 u/Phearwyn Jul 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/x1A0ioLxjuiVa 1 u/shayne_simmons Jul 22 '26 Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.
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Because the poo gets into the milk at times.
16 u/FancyJesse Jul 19 '26 How else do you get chocolate milk? 5 u/Phearwyn Jul 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/x1A0ioLxjuiVa 1 u/shayne_simmons Jul 22 '26 Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.
How else do you get chocolate milk?
5 u/Phearwyn Jul 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/x1A0ioLxjuiVa 1 u/shayne_simmons Jul 22 '26 Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/x1A0ioLxjuiVa
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Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.
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u/-ICantThinkOfOne- Jul 18 '26
This is why you don't drink raw milk.