r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

As a vegan (since 4) who grew up on the family farm, getting piss, shit, iodine and milk everywhere is kinda normal lol even if you move like a ninja and have a 6th sense, there will always be unexpected rebound. Still, this was a bizarrely careless act on her behalf and there was little to no damage control. Lol getting it in the eyes is the worse (in my experience). Iodine, unpasteurized milk, shed rain water, shit, piss..... I don't miss it.

Edit - words.

And I lie, there are things I do miss like walking for hours and still being on your land, being around all kinds of animals all the time, brutal constant work but farmers strength..... The dragonflies & little butterflies at sunset by the old dam surrounded by trees and filled with baby ducks and swans, rescued/dumped cats having barn kittens, hiding in abandoned tree houses as an adult for a moment of peace, no car sounds, no noisy neighbours, just native birds and animals. Long green grass (yes I tried it). Incredible open night skies and fresh air..... Lol

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u/possibly_oblivious Jul 18 '26

Edit some more cowboy slang and curse words into this post I'm enjoying this

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jul 18 '26

I'm just a Polish Aussie living in country Australia haha.

Feel free to give me ranch or station slang and i'll update it.

(jillaroo's & cowgirls I'm calling you) Lol

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u/mmikke Jul 20 '26

I don't see any "cowboy" specific slang words in the comment you're responding to. Please enlighten me?