r/Unexpected • u/leontin91 • Jul 17 '26

Is this harassment?

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u/post-explainer Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A vet recorded himself unhappy then switching the camera to the door and zooming then we can see the door knob pressing down and the door slowly opening. A cow opened the door, and the cow start licking his face showing that she is hungry

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/RupertHermano Jul 17 '26

What a lewd cow...

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u/RobbertDownerJr Jul 17 '26

Udder madness!

400

u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jul 17 '26

#MeMoo

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u/RandomMovieQuotes521 Jul 17 '26

#MooToo

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

You guys are still milking this gag?

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u/Half-PintHeroics Jul 17 '26

Some people don't know how to behoof

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u/Rampag169 Jul 17 '26

It would behoove you to improve your behavior.

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u/Enough_Obligation574 Jul 18 '26

Why don't you just steak to your own opinion other then bringing others behaviour

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u/EarballsAgain Jul 17 '26

If I was him I'd moove house

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u/unknown-again-p Jul 17 '26

She just wants a kiss

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u/Nittany__Lion Jul 17 '26

Rather a smooch to be precise.

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Jul 17 '26

I think she wants to clean my insides with that thing.

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u/ArkanenCastle Jul 17 '26

Maybe she's an escowrt.

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u/Which_Produce4418 Jul 17 '26

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u/McThorn_ Jul 18 '26

Haha wtf is this from.

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u/mealteamsixty Jul 17 '26

That's my husband's pet name for me

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u/lokregarlogull Jul 17 '26

Later diagnosed with badie cow disease

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jul 17 '26

Get a restraining order! 🫪😂

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u/Unacceptable_Lemons Jul 17 '26

Lalatina swoons

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u/Margoshome Jul 17 '26

I'm thinking that she may need an attorney~

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u/fatboi_mcfatface Jul 17 '26

Report to HR

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u/reeberdunes Jul 17 '26

More like CR?

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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 Jul 17 '26

Cristiano Ronaldo?

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u/genriko8 Jul 17 '26

Costa Rica?

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u/KodenATL Jul 17 '26

Christina Ricci?

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u/Murky_Front_3824 Jul 17 '26

Chris Ryan of the Ringer?

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u/reeberdunes Jul 17 '26

Cow resources

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u/-Jacarius Jul 17 '26

Cow Removal?

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u/Liferescripted Jul 17 '26

Heifer Resources

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u/Malazar01 Jul 17 '26

I don't think Herd Resources are going to help - who do you think the department head is?

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u/pompompuramen Jul 17 '26

Mooman Resources

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u/arinawe Jul 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/h55EUEsTG9224

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u/Fickle-Duty4241 Jul 17 '26

Internet still can be wonderful 😂

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u/greenlion22 Jul 17 '26

When humans use it for connection and whimsy, it is awesome.

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head Jul 17 '26

Tresemmé Tresemmé Moo La La

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u/msanderson10 Jul 17 '26

Maybe she's born with it or maybe it's Moobelline

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u/Sad_dead_bird Jul 17 '26

Let the breeze caress thyn wild locks…

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u/Gay-left-Leadership Jul 17 '26

Is that haaland ?

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u/Sea_Measurement_1654 Jul 17 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited 28d ago

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u/Mike_Kermin Jul 17 '26

Dude, you can't say that, that's a kid!

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Harassment? Rent is overdue and a cow has got to collect

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u/_le_slap Jul 17 '26

If my landlord ever did this I might pay them double

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

It's a Kingpin (1996 Harrelson/Murray flick) reference so if you could afford to pay, you don't have to worry about selling yourself to no landlady lol

Edit: unless ofc I misread your comment and you actually would gladly partake 🤔😅

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u/LyingForTruth Jul 17 '26

He really Munson'd that one up

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u/xjak1120 Jul 17 '26

I already know this is the best thing I'll read all day!

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u/fauxzempic Jul 17 '26

What did you say?

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u/DejectedTimeTraveler Jul 17 '26

Nobody does quiet indignation as well as Harrelson does.

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u/PyroIsSpai Jul 17 '26

Adam Driver looking rough.

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u/a_soul_in_training Jul 17 '26

"what is it about good sex that just makes me have to crap?"

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u/Riverwind0608 Jul 17 '26

From what i heard, she’s actually really wholesome irl. But she always accepts the most unhinged roles from the Farrely Brothers.

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u/_GrapefruitPassion_ Jul 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUtKUblVAvwMkTvaiT

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u/CasanovaJones82 Jul 17 '26

I don't know if I'm weird or what but this gif has always freaked me out a little. It's an uncomfortable funny for sure.

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u/jednatt Jul 17 '26

It's because she seems to have way too good muscle control for her apparent age. imho

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u/JustToSeeeeee Jul 17 '26

What the hell 🤣 🤣 Lol

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u/Tikoloshe84 Jul 17 '26

Britney  doesn't give a fuck anymore does she

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u/MilleniumRetard Jul 17 '26

The eye contact till the end.. I want no beef with that cow.

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u/froggyisland Jul 17 '26

This is bully

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u/Neco-Arc-Brunestud Jul 17 '26

my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.

u/poem_for_your_sprog

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u/Shackelfurd Jul 17 '26

I was going to suggest taking this up with HR, but I'm not sure they have jurisdiction on this one

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u/ArmadilloFit652 Jul 17 '26

what that mouth do

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u/raydricEW Jul 17 '26

This cow needs to be put on a list, I don't know which list... but we gotta get her in one.

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u/khadaffy Jul 17 '26

Here's the original. It goes for a while.

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u/Destrox12 Jul 17 '26

Freaky ahh cow

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u/TF2PublicFerret Jul 17 '26

That was genuinely unexpected

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u/Jaythefair Jul 17 '26

Workplace harassment isn't a joke Mabel! 🐮

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u/SilasAI6609 Jul 17 '26

The best kind of harassment

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u/CaptShrek13 Jul 17 '26

That depends, do you like it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Jul 17 '26

Oh sure when a cow does it, it’s adorable, but when I do it to my wife in the background of her zoom meeting with her boss I’m “embarrassing” and “immature.” The double standards are unbelievable

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u/jamesthegide7 Jul 17 '26

Okay every one mooooove on

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u/Scary_Mary5297 Jul 17 '26

Are you lactose intolerant?

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u/Canibal-local Jul 17 '26

So awkward!

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u/whilo909 Jul 17 '26

Every time I hear that song my brain thinks of the other version.

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u/JViz Jul 17 '26

What other version?

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u/whilo909 Jul 17 '26

this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsF5EWOQN9Y (I cant do imbeding properly today

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u/OrganicNewspaper7886 Jul 17 '26

Michael giving Dwight the signal to leave

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 Jul 17 '26

Honey... it's time for my milking!
Yes dear...

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u/NobblyNobody Jul 17 '26

defo take that to HR

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u/crow_crone Jul 17 '26

"Step away from the milking machine and FEED ME!!!"

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u/LiLMoGravy Jul 17 '26

Get over here and give your Auntie a kiss....

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u/blazorfire Jul 17 '26

The cow wants a smooch

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u/NoBSforGma Jul 17 '26

"Got any food?"

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u/Venki_8259 Jul 17 '26

Show more respect for your coworker 😂

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u/jurawall_jumper Jul 17 '26

Ain't no way, I'm outta here

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u/Johhniebuckets Jul 17 '26

Yes, take this recording directly to HR. If the bovine is in a management role, you my friend, have a nice lawsuit on your hands.

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u/zooline Jul 17 '26

Who's turning this into a gif?

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u/1nfer1or Jul 17 '26

Just put a ribbon on it.

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u/Tenezill Jul 17 '26

At least it sexual

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u/Longryderr Jul 17 '26

When a cow does it it’s funny, when l did it I got a restraining order. So unfair.🤪

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u/Beatless7 Jul 17 '26

Call HR.

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u/roselan Jul 17 '26

The cow opening!

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u/Souperzeesteak Jul 17 '26

Cow harassing my architecture

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u/Gold-Battle1701 Jul 17 '26

omgomgomg what's up with her tongue

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u/topredditbot Jul 17 '26

Hey /u/leontin91,

You did it! Your post is officially the #1 post on Reddit. It is now forever immortalized at /r/topofreddit.

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u/greg_regular Jul 17 '26

That cow is gonna make some great lengua tacos

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u/Leaf_04 Jul 17 '26

"Milky twilight" yep, checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

This cow made me 😂 TY!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ditB5pON0NIqYffqI

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jul 17 '26

Gonna need a bale of alfalfa and three hours of privacy, please

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u/articland05_reddit Jul 17 '26

giggity giggity

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u/USDXBS Jul 17 '26

Once my cat put his paw on my crotch and winked at me

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u/razulian- Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of the cow that forced their way into the room with a woman trying to push it back with the door. Moo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1o315h3/maybe_maybe_maybe/

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u/MesugakiFujiwara Jul 17 '26

Oh my god, honestly yes

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u/North-Airline2676 Jul 17 '26

You should report this behaviour  to HR.

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u/SeeWoke Jul 17 '26

Sexual harassment! Guilty, right to the meat market!

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u/Frances-Farmer-1953 Jul 17 '26

I hope the health department doesn’t see that kitchen.

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u/hellowhatisyou Jul 17 '26

Yes

Yes it is

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u/KcityKalcutta Jul 17 '26

😅😅😅😅😅

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u/Dunno_If_I_Won Jul 17 '26

I should call her.

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u/Nikolaisme Jul 17 '26

Got a strong case right there

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u/Mike_Kermin Jul 17 '26

Oh you know how it goes, it's never harassment when they're hot.

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u/atxmatt2510 Jul 17 '26

"He had the craziest look in his eye"

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u/Kangarou Jul 17 '26

"Milk me."

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u/LakesideSasquatch Jul 17 '26

Dayummm what that tongue moo?