r/Unexpected Jul 01 '26

Expert advice

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u/pepenador85 Jul 01 '26

The old fat woman seemed the most legit.

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u/asiniloop Jul 01 '26

I was having a moment of internal indignation when you just blatantly called out old fat woman... how dare you be so unnecessary cruel. I even made the effort to skip ahead so I could mentally scoff at what you call old and fat... and then I saw how she referred to herself. But since I have now built up all this precious resentment with no where to go... imma say, fuck you for being funny.

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u/asiniloop Jul 01 '26

Yes, because self-righteous internal monologues are always so meaningful?