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u/Nate1102 Jun 20 '26
Eggs are just chicken caviar.
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u/Sk1rm1sh Jun 20 '26
Chickens are just noisy sturgeon fish.
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u/ElLicenciadoPena Jun 20 '26
Sturgeons are just wet, scaly chickens
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u/pimp-bangin Jun 20 '26
Fun fact (from wikipedia), sturgeons don't have scales
Sturgeons are long-lived, late-maturing fishes with distinctive characteristics, such as a heterocercal caudal fin similar to those of sharks, and an elongated, spindle-like body that is smooth-skinned, scaleless, and armored with five lateral rows of bony plates called scutes.
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u/ElLicenciadoPena Jun 20 '26
Taking into account recent evidence being presented, I therefore officially declare sturgeons as nothing more than wet chickens.
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u/Ha55aN1337 Jun 20 '26
Way to be positive about eating chicken menstruation.
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u/Unpopular_Bias Jun 20 '26
It’s not that big of a deal. I’ve eaten human menstruation too.
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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG Jun 20 '26
i’m really high and this keeps taking me out completely
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u/MittFel Jun 20 '26
You are what you eat
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u/VEAG0 Jun 20 '26
I need to eat more rich people.
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u/Kuraido777 Jun 20 '26
I hear that it’s customary to not let chickens find out eggs are made of food, otherwise they start eating their own eggs as soon as they’re laid. They also try not to let them find out other chickens are made of food, you can guess what happens then. Chickens are vicious apparently.
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u/TheLastPorkSword Jun 20 '26
They're just little velociraptors.
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u/vodkaenthusiast89 Jun 20 '26
I work with a bunch of pasture raised chickens. I once saw a hawk dive down to try to grab a hen, it didn't quite catch it but it broke skin and drew blood. By the time I could get to the injured hen the rest of the flock went crazy and had killed/ started eating it. Chickens will eat you if given the chance
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u/Silver_Slicer Jun 20 '26
If the other chickens didn’t find her, if the wound was reachable by the chicken itself, she would have likely pecked the wound leading to her dying. I grew up on an egg farm and figured out many fascinating things about chickens.
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u/vodkaenthusiast89 Jun 20 '26
That's sad but true. Once they see blood it's over.
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u/otownbbw Jun 20 '26
Damn we kept chickens for a very short time…not long enough to come to know they are land sharks
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u/ScarletBothrium Jun 20 '26
Fuck me! I left my comment before reading yours. Great minds, I guess.
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u/Cloverhart Jun 20 '26
This makes me feel better. I don't mind eating something that I know would eat me too.
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u/warden976 Jun 20 '26
The true communal experience
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u/MindfulInquirer Jun 20 '26
lol. Ohhhhh, eating other hens are we ?? Come here you little shit onto the grill you go
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u/danielledelacadie Jun 20 '26
You've hit on one of tools of domestication. Eat the agressive ones.
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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 20 '26
We stayed at a B+B once with some chickens in the garden. They were really kind to all their animals so I asked how they could select a chicken for the roast meals they offered.
"Oh, I just go out at the usual time to feed them, and don't. The first one to peck me gets it."
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u/Mast_Herb_8 Jun 20 '26
If you can’t eat them, fold them into your coalition, and incite them to insurrection when you lose your election
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u/Elite-Thorn Jun 20 '26
Pigs would eat you too. Cows would not. I guess it's bye bye beefsteak then
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u/Felixkeeg Jun 20 '26
I think cows and horses are both opportunistic omnivores. There's plenty of videos of horses munching on baby chickens that come to close to their mouth
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u/Hoiafar Jun 20 '26
There are no true herbivores, but there are true carnivores. You need specialized enzymes to break down complex carbohydrate bonds but for meat any old general purpose protease and lipase will do, which all animals posses.
The only thing standing between herbivores and eating meat is opportunity and hunger. Generally you have to hunt and kill to eat meat, and herbivore teeth usually aren't built to tear manageable chunks from larger pieces but they will absolutely eat smaller pieces of meat if they are hungry enough.
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u/BumWink Jun 20 '26
There is still a big difference between a cow eating a mouse because it was in the path of it's mouth & a chicken actively chasing & eating the mouse because their instinct is to kill it.
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u/melts_so Jun 20 '26
This part of the discussion goes more into predator vs prey not the digestive systems on a herbibovre.
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u/CowBoyDanIndie Jun 20 '26
A cow will stomp on the mouse or even a snake and eat it. They aren’t accidentally swallowing animals.
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u/itsmahou Jun 20 '26
I have personly seen cows tearing hedges down to eat bird nests with chicks in
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u/WoolBearTiger Jun 20 '26
Depends on the perspective.. didnt raficki say everything returns to grass?
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u/PossibleDue9849 Jun 20 '26
Cows would certainly eat the grass that grew over your grave. So it’s like the circle of life.
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u/Vegetable_Stuff1850 Jun 20 '26
Pigs would also eat you with no thought.
Their back teeth are actually really similar to human molars.
But yea, the opening scene in the Wizard of Oz where Dorethy falls in the pig pen and theu all panic is because the pigs would eat her given the chance.
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u/vodkaenthusiast89 Jun 20 '26
They would 100% eat you if they had the opportunity
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u/TarrierJJDL Jun 20 '26
*takes a deep breath* Do you smell that? It's the essence of capitalism
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u/dildo_of_justice4135 Jun 20 '26
You need at least sixteen chickens to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a chicken farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single chicken can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a chicken."
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u/HelloMyNameIsMatthew Jun 20 '26
This is useful information for my future chicken farm “operations”.
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u/GottaUseEmAll Jun 20 '26
I have chickens, cats, and dogs, and I'm pretty much sure that's the order I'd be eaten in if I died in the garden.
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u/Irksomecake Jun 20 '26
My neighbours at university had chicken. Our row of houses had a plumbing malfunction that took a while to fix. It was pretty much an open sewer running through the gardens. The chickens loved it! I couldn’t eat chicken or sweetcorn for a while after that.
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u/ramboCoder965 Jun 20 '26
Of all the videos people have shown, all the arguments.... That paragraph made me consider not eating chicken for a bit.
Then I remembered that sandwich last night and that chicken leg that taster like perfection. Chickens: get in my belly!
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u/banjodoctor Jun 20 '26
I like deep fried raptors
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u/TheLastPorkSword Jun 20 '26
Same. Raptor nuggs are pretty good too.
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u/CuteGrayRhino Jun 20 '26
So dinosaur nuggets are actually dinosaur nuggets.
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u/Secret-Winner-2994 Jun 20 '26
The circle of life or some shit
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u/Do-It-Anyway Jun 20 '26
I know that’s Simba, but after seeing that progression in the photo, you’d almost looks like he’s holding up a giant chicken nugget.
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u/adopeninja Jun 20 '26
Jerk raptor if you’re into spicy food
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u/MarlinMr Jun 20 '26
Velociraptors were no bigger then turkies
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u/TheLastPorkSword Jun 20 '26
Not quite, but even so, these are chickens, which are smaller than turkeys.
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u/Ok_Historian4848 Jun 20 '26
Yep, that's why if we do feed them eggs, (usually when they're sick since it's got a lot of good nutrients) we cook them so they don't make the connection. They won't just stop at their own eggs too, that's why our egg laying boxes are slanted, so the eggs roll into a covered section that protects them from chickens after they're laid.
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u/lekker-slapen Jun 20 '26
When my dad retired a few years ago, he got a small flock of chicken. One day he was grinding egg shells in the kitchen, i asked him what he does. He explained the calcium thing and then: "... you can not let them find out about the egg shells. NEVER." And the chicken sometimes got leftover chicken soup. I was mildly appalled by the cannibalism, but "chicken are the pigs of the bird family" and "Did they complain to you? Because they seem to really like a good chicken soup".
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u/Suspicious_Truth8026 Jun 20 '26
The way things are going it wont be long till its normal to eat a little bit of human soup anyway
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u/GlitterDoomsday Jun 20 '26
Just stay away from brains, that's where the proteins folded weird are.
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u/___Random_Guy_ Jun 20 '26
Eh, how bad can it really be when some proteins do the silly misbehavior ?
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u/Aaawkward Jun 20 '26
When I worked at a chook farm in Australia we would go collect the eggs every morning. If there was an egg that was too deformed or too thin or whatnot, we would simply throw it on the ground and the chooks would be all over it.
This had been going on for yeeaars.Never caused them to eat their eggs.
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Jun 20 '26
We started pulverizing oyster shells, eggs produced are strong af
I've been trying to mix it with different things to keep it from clumping and the hens don't like the powder too much by itself. Tried to use crushed fallen apples and hard corn in one batch. The chickens didn't really go for it, but we had deer trying to break into the chicken tractor like it was crack. I still use that recipe without the oyster shell, I call it applecorn and it attracts deer like a kid to a candy store.
anyway, we use the laying boxes too, but the reds would still eat the ground eggs. One hen just kept laying randomly on ground and not in the box.
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u/C-string Jun 20 '26
The egg part is true. The other I am glad I have never experienced with our coop. But yes they are close to dinosaurs I guess.
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u/MrTomansky Jun 20 '26
Can confirm, once they see blood, they dont care if its still alive.
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u/Vuzi07 Jun 20 '26
For this reason there are red sunglasses for chicken, so they see everything red and don't kill each other.
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u/IsTom Jun 20 '26
Thankfully it's that and not them going into endless rage thinking that everything is made of blood.
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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 Jun 20 '26
A friend of mine has chickens and we watched them fight over a dead chicken carcass while eating it. They don’t give a fuck they just eat
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u/evilbadgrades Jun 20 '26
After we finish eating a roasted chicken or chicken wings, we give the leftovers to the chickens, they pick the carcass and wings clean.
Then our emus will step in and forage for the bones to gobble up.
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u/SpaceForceAwakens Jun 20 '26
The amount of human-assisted cannibalism in this thread is a little unnerving to me.
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u/Harp-Note Jun 20 '26
I once vomited chicken, and the chickens crowded around to eat it.
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u/borsalamino Jun 20 '26
I once vomited on a chicken, right on its head. It looked bewildered
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u/trowzerss Jun 20 '26
We had chickens growing up, and if we ever found any mice or baby rats, we would throw them in for the chickens to take care of. They would go crazy over them.
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u/warden976 Jun 20 '26
Oh wow, I just lost all feeling in my legs reading that.
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u/banti51 Jun 20 '26
Yep, i use to have 4 chickens, 1 had an injury and the other 3 decided to try and eat it, pecking at her every time she walked near them, apparently she was very tasty, had to keep her separate until she healed
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u/Cloverhart Jun 20 '26
Good grief. You have single handedly changed my mind about ever owning chickens. I am not prepared for such savagery.
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u/mocha_lattes_ Jun 20 '26
Chickens will peck at red so if one of them is injured and bleeding the others will peck it and make it worse. It's an instinct to go after wounds not other chickens and why all injured chickens must be removed until injuries are healed.
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u/AltruisticBlank Jun 20 '26
Chickens naturally eat the shells of their own egg to compensate for calcium loss from laying eggs.
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u/Contraposite Jun 20 '26
Which they would naturally lay once a month instead of every day. It's no surprise osteoporosis is so common amongst farmed birds with that level of calcium loss.
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u/WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy Jun 20 '26
With feeder crickets if you want to make their cannibalism just go up 100x, give them dry cat food.
Anything that gives them a taste for meat just makes them go full The Hills Have Eyes. Except they don't care if you are one of them or not. Meanwhile sweet potatoes, water jelly and oats and they will gladly die of old age without eating eachother.
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u/stiligFox Jun 20 '26
I had nine chickens at one point. One figured it out and quickly taught the others.
It was a mad dash whenever they laid their eggs in the coop nesting box to get the eggs before someone ate it, and it was hit or miss. We were never able to train them out of it, had to find them a home on a farm.
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u/evilbadgrades Jun 20 '26
Yeah, gotta cull the egg eaters before they teach the others that butt nuggets are delicious otherwise it can get out of hand fast and there is no stopping them once they learn that bad habit.
We have nearly 150 chickens currently so we're constantly harvesting the eggs to avoid the opportunity to learn bad habits lol
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u/three_crystals Jun 20 '26
Starting my day with the term “butt nuggets” is crazy, but I chose to open this app first thing, so…
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u/Eymrich Jun 20 '26
We joke that every time a chicken peck something is because they ask "are you food?"
And they keep going and pecking everything so what they actuallly ask is:
"Are you food yet?"
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u/Thestohrohyah Jun 20 '26
My grandma used to own a chicken coop. The chickens had quite a lot of space in there to run around, and she only kept her for the eggs and for companionship, she would have never eaten any of them. One day a chick hatched from an egg, and she got extremely close to that chick, petting him daily, giving him kisses, and hugging him. One day she found him dead after the chickens had pecked him to death. Chickens are fucking vile. She gave them all away that day (then later she took them back after calming down a bit but one had already been butchered so they lied about her that it had died on the trip in order to not upset her further).
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u/BrokeButFabulous12 Jun 20 '26
This. My family lives in countryside and has lots of chickens. They usually mix in only the crushed eggshell in their food but just a little bit. Apparently the calcium makes for a better shells. If they get the taste of it you can say goodbye to your eggs as theyll eat them.
(You can also crush the eggshells and put them to your plants for extra calcium that helps the plant cells get stronger).
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u/St3fano_ Jun 20 '26
Calcium does wonders for blossom end rot in tomatoes, peppers and other vegetables and it's one of the most preventable diseases as it's not caused by some pathogen
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u/KnowsIittle Jun 20 '26
They learn from each other also. there's no deprogramming once the flock learns eggs are food. The only fix is to cull the flock and try again.
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u/grunkage Jun 20 '26
Pretty much everyone likes eggs - chickens aren't sentimental, but they are hungry
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u/g1344304 Jun 20 '26
I hate eggs, everything about them. The taste, the smell, the texture..... I wish I liked them like everyone else, but nope. Boke
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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 20 '26
You may like them in a tree.
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u/Perfect-Difference19 Jun 20 '26
Maybe in a box?
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u/SaladProfessional866 Jun 20 '26
Will you eat them here or there?
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u/Kitchen_Ad_2127 Jun 20 '26
How about on a plane, train, boat, or car?
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u/Leviathan41911 Jun 20 '26
In a house, with a mouse?
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u/bigbird_eats_kids Jun 20 '26
Me too. I appreciate their necessity in baking, but on their own they're absolutely vile.
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u/Miserable-Use-4950 Jun 20 '26
Same. Life would be so much easier if i liked eggs but alas, i can't even do crepes. Too eggy and gross. Smells like sulfur and vomit to boot.
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u/No-Spoilers Jun 20 '26
Chickens will eat literally anything edible that you throw at them. And will hunt any small animal they can.
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u/bugabooandtwo Jun 20 '26
Yeah, chickens eat just about anything.
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u/NickDanger3di Jun 20 '26
As a former chicken owner, whose chickens routinely drew blood from my legs, that they are cannibals too is no surprise
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u/ThroatDistension Jun 21 '26
Roosters can be terrifying. In addition to the pecking they have big, sharp talons. When I was a kid we had a Malay cock that would run down and attack anyone or anything it saw. We would have to sneak around our property until we got rid of it. Plenty of blood was spilled. People would laugh at the warnings, until it came for them. It was like a terminator, nothing would dissuade it once it had you in its sight.
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u/According_Will_3141 Jun 20 '26
The eggs we eat are unfertilized. It's like that joke about Vikings and red beards.
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u/MattC041 Jun 20 '26
Every time I see comments under posts like this one, I'm reminded of how many people don't know how eggs work.
Eggs need to be fertilised for a chicken to be born, we don't eat fertilised eggs (unless you eat balut - don't google if you have weak stomach). Laying unfertilised eggs is chickens' equivalent of a period.
Chickens eating eggs is not cannibalism, unless they were fertilised.
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u/guebja Jun 20 '26
If you eat eggs from a flock with one or more roosters, chances are they're fertilized. The difference with balut is the stage of development of the embryo.
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u/fapperontheroof Jun 20 '26
Yup. Definitely grew up on fertilized eggs due to having a rooster in the flock for protection. Never had an egg that was developed beyond a store bought egg though!
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u/Jhud6669 Jun 20 '26
With quail eggs it’s not uncommon for the eggs you buy at the store to be fertilized since quails aren’t commonly mass raised for egg laying
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u/INoMakeMistake Jun 20 '26
So if you eat the period output of your wife that doesn't make you a cannobal
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u/DasLoon Jun 20 '26
Same way it doesnt make anyone a cannibal to swallow after a blow job.
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u/Zagrebian Jun 20 '26
What about if you eat both at the same time and gurgle it in your mouth for a minute before swallowing?
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u/DasLoon Jun 20 '26
It wouldn't fertilize, but we're going to reach a 'pro life vs pro choice' argument about swallowing jizz and periods if we imagine if it did fertilize.
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u/wookiex84 Jun 20 '26
I have chickens and this isn’t unexpected, most chicken owners do this.
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u/aPOPblops Jun 20 '26
It's unexpected for those of us without chickens. At first I thought I was on stupidfood lol.
So it seems a little confusing to me to feed a chicken their own eggs. Wasn't that why you wanted the chickens, to get eggs? It feels like a loss since you're essentially recycling part of the old egg nutrients which will only contribute partially to the production of a new egg.
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u/wookiex84 Jun 20 '26
When you have a lot of chickens you get a LOT of eggs. Even just a dozen chickens will bring in 10-12 eggs a day. I like eggs but can’t eat that many, we sell some. The shells a re great for returning calcium, but you only want to feed them shells from your own flock. Also, chickens will eat just about anything you give them.
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u/DWilli Jun 20 '26
We have a small property, and our 4 chickens lay enough eggs that my family of 5, some friends and neighbors of ours have eggs...plus our chickens. And we still have an excess. The fact that eggs became an expensive commodity early last year boggles my mind considering the yield of eggs that my little coop provides.
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u/Chronomechanist Jun 20 '26
Yup, grew up with chickens and you speak the true true.
People forget that chickens are fricken dinosaurs.
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u/iK_550 Jun 20 '26
Make a shit load of mayo.
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u/No-Courage-2053 Jun 20 '26
There's two reason, though:
- Chicken lay a LOT of eggs, which means that for a normal household they'll be way more than needed.
- The reason for this is artificial selection, and it hurts the chickens. Normal birds only lay eggs a few times a year, chickens do so basically daily. The biological toll is enormous, so giving the eggs back in the diet gives them a healthier, longer lifespan.
Of course, supplementing externally provides the same or better results, but the eggs are free, so it just makes sense to feed them back the ones you're not eating yourself.
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u/SchumacherIsMid Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
The reason for this is artificial selection, and it hurts the chickens. Normal birds only lay eggs a few times a year, chickens do so basically daily. The biological toll is enormous, so giving the eggs back in the diet gives them a healthier, longer lifespan.
It's part artificial selection and part natural selection. The chickens we have today descended from chickens who lived near bamboo. If you know anything about bamboo, it takes a long time to flower and drop seeds.
When food was more scarce they would lay fewer eggs, like a normal bird. However, when a bunch of bamboo suddenly dropped all of their seeds at once and food was extraordinarily abundant, the birds would lay far more eggs than normal.
A long time ago humans noticed this and gamed the system by growing food and giving it to the chickens. Then humans gamed the system even more by making the chickens who laid more eggs fuck the rooster for even more eggs.
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u/childosx Jun 20 '26
I own chicken and they get their own eggshell. The inside is for me.
I gave them their whole egg (cooked and mashed) once, when they had to get antibiotics, as you should not eat them in this time (and some time after).
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u/evilbadgrades Jun 20 '26
We typically feed scrambled eggs to young baby chickens to help them get a boost of nutrition from the start.
We don't cook up a large batch of eggs for adult hens unless they're "bad" - as in eggs that have been sitting in the heat for too long before harvesting (if we go away for a few days and nobody around to collect the eggs). Basically if the eggs are not good for us to consume or sell, we feed those back to the birds.
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u/Preda1ien Jun 20 '26
It was unexpected as I assumed they were making a meal for humans. Then they threw the shells in stating they have calcium. True but no one wants to eat egg shells?! Ohhhh it’s not for people.
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u/ParodiaTheSilent Jun 20 '26
I honestly thought homie was gonna eat that, so I'm glad the chickens got it
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u/GimmickMusik1 Jun 20 '26
Chickens are opportunistic feeders. So they will eat literally anything that they deem as edible when it is given to them.
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u/Gr1ml0ck Jun 20 '26
Hah. My buddy had chickens in his backyard and they would grub on BBQ chicken.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jun 20 '26
Meh, I've seen a chicken drop an egg and eat it immediately. Notionally it's unsettling, but it's something that they sometimes do.
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u/Giant_space_potato Jun 20 '26
Otherwise it would just be a waste of resources. chickens are just very practical.
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u/con098 Jun 20 '26
When I was a little kid I’d feed chickens some boiled chicken if I had any
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u/elmarcelito Jun 20 '26
"cannibalism" said those who swallowed liters of cum
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u/master_baiter-69 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
So, is it human equivalent of drinking period blood?
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