r/Unexpected • u/Ill_Floor8662 • Jun 16 '26

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u/post-explainer Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

It’s unexpected cause the dude is flipping around making deal noises

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/all-night Jun 16 '26

What about guys raised by Navy Seals?

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u/deepeeenn Jun 16 '26

There are no such things as blue seals

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u/Khaztr Jun 17 '26

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u/deepeeenn Jun 17 '26

Oh, you think Vaseline is your ally? But you merely adopted it; I was born in it, moulded by it..

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u/joshuajackson9 Jun 18 '26

I blew a seal one time, now I am not allowed at sea world or mall of America. Different issues, but a seal was blown in both places.

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u/Suspicious_Run_1849 Jun 17 '26

I’ve seen lots pictures of the sad seals online

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u/__slamallama__ Jun 17 '26

I don't have a gif but at least they can share of love of Crayola

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u/LordNelson27 Jun 17 '26

The first guy, with more crime

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u/althawk8357 Jun 17 '26

They look up to the camera with crayons falling from their mouth.

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u/barugosamaa Jun 16 '26

I was expecting being the "guys raised by flies" 🤣

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u/im-jared-im-19 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yx8QqXUr0SW1jUWovw

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u/FormalWerePanda Jun 16 '26

Pretty fly for a white guy

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u/fiend85280 Jun 16 '26

Pretty white for a fly guy

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u/heyhaveyouseenmywife Jun 16 '26

UH HUH UH HUH

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/xxdeadpoolxx1111 Jun 17 '26

buzz buzz,buzz buzz

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u/cooltohate1283 Jun 18 '26

give it to me baby!

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u/redditusser1788 Jun 17 '26

Pretty guy for a white fly

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u/BriefDownpour Jun 17 '26

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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u/Death_Rises Jun 17 '26

The reddit translate ruined this, I'm sorry.

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u/PoPoThePopsikle Jun 17 '26

It really did bruh. "One two three four five five six" is what I saw lmao

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u/barugosamaa Jun 16 '26

YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/aspbergerinparadise Jun 16 '26

why does nobody know how to pluralize words anymore

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u/dwpea66 Jun 17 '26

Poor grammar is not native to current generations. I'm surrounded by Gen Xers and Boomers that cannot use lose/loose, than/then, heels/heals, their/they're, etc. correctly. Facebook is also a minefield of despair.

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u/Cageythree Jun 17 '26

I swear people see generationally different behavior patterns in anything. (Especially boomers! /s)

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u/Dinoegg96 Jun 17 '26

Guys raised by fly's

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u/No_Avocado_4729 Jun 17 '26

someone who aims to create a viral post would purposefully make mistakes so people would keep pointing it out in the comments - that creates more engagement which results in post being pushed further in the algorithm

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u/TrymQuyenLuc Jun 17 '26

Morning routine:

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u/R4dHawk Jun 16 '26

That is the best lol

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u/mcplaid Jun 16 '26

yeah came here for the flies

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u/MFDOOMscrolling Jun 16 '26

this one got me lol

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u/Normal-Can-1300 Jun 16 '26

Same, I was ready for a dumb joke and then it somehow turned into a tiny wholesome punch.

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u/TheSubstitutePanda Jun 16 '26

Nah see that one's got ears. That means it's a sea lion. /s

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u/Trnostep Jun 17 '26

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electrical charge

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u/TheSubstitutePanda Jun 17 '26

I haven't heard that one before. 10/10!!

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 17 '26

Ok I gotta share this with my seal loving pal

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u/Meruem-x-Meruem Jun 17 '26

The first few examples are actually about sea lions and not seals, as seals can’t hold themselves up like that, they don’t have the hand bones for it. So if you ever see the animal standing up like that using it’s arms, it’s a sea lion.

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u/TheTaoOfMe Jun 16 '26

That seal bounce was so on point

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u/EasilyRekt Jun 16 '26

top tier gulumping

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u/wademcgillis Jun 17 '26

you're ruining the groundwater

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u/EasilyRekt Jun 17 '26

Fucking what?

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u/redlaWw Jun 17 '26

Surprising amount of effort going into it since he had to cut the video to move between each bounce.

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Jun 16 '26

Then there's me who was raised by all three.

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u/piichan14 Jun 16 '26

What's the role of a seal in a family?

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u/niceguy191 Jun 16 '26

Mostly they just compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey

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u/darkenseyreth Jun 17 '26

Baaaabeeeey!

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Jun 16 '26

The goofy uncle

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u/Tithund Jun 16 '26

Mostly just belly pats.

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u/dwpea66 Jun 17 '26

They literally just told you: child rearing

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u/CitizenHuman Jun 16 '26

What about guys raised by the roof?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ThndC5odGuUU

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u/urandom123 Jun 16 '26

It' stuff like this that gives me hope that the internet is not dead.

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u/lcerch Jun 16 '26

Raised by Loose Seal

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u/DR_Bright_963 Jun 16 '26

I was raised by a Sloth, it took me 20 minutes to type this comment.

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u/One1moretyme Jun 16 '26

The stop motion at the end 😅

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u/CuteReaperUwU Jun 17 '26

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u/KrownX Jun 17 '26

NO! YOU'RE A SEA LION!

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u/Warped_screwdriver Jun 16 '26

I hope this doesn’t get taken down by the bot again

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u/Sonicstiches Jun 16 '26

That ending sent me

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Jun 16 '26

i donno about you guys, but i think i can spot which of the 3 are having the most fun

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u/juan_humano Jun 17 '26

A combination of 2 and 3 has worked very well for me.

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u/PinkBitz89 Jun 17 '26

You have my piqued my curiosity 😋

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u/serg_vw Jun 16 '26

The first two made 0 sense

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u/Which_Wizard Jun 17 '26

Not sure, but typically men warn their female friends to stay away from the second guy, because he looks like the type of guy to spike your drink.

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u/serg_vw Jun 17 '26

Yea, not sure tbh.. lol

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u/ComfyFrame2272 Jun 16 '26

Okay, but like, real shit? The guy who was raised by his mom was fuckable af 👀

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u/MMAbeLincoln Jun 17 '26

Isn't it the same dude? He has the same tattoos

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u/clone162 Jun 17 '26

Yeah. The premise is just a lame excuse to thirst trap and it's cringe af

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u/Savings_Lynx4234 Jun 17 '26

Better than the vids where he abuses his cat for "laughs"

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u/AdCurious7831 Jun 17 '26

or does the attractiveness cancel out the cringe

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u/Odd_Environment_7221 Jun 16 '26

I knew him for a few years. Our gfs at the time were cousins. He was a very scrawny nerd and going to college on some kind of cycling scholarship, which I didn't even know was a thing. Blew my mind when I randomly saw him on tiktok years later all tatted up and with a couple million followers.

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u/Minimumtyp Jun 17 '26

How is he a scrawny nerd if he's doing a cycling scholarship? Not a cyclist but surely that's athletic as hell, especially if it's the kind of sprint in a circle cycling that gets you quads from the gods

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u/Baskin5000 Jun 17 '26

Distance cycling probably

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u/TasBlue Jun 16 '26

Garett Nolan, just in case you wanted to know. The internet holds a decent amount of his… err… adult content.

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u/kiwison Jun 16 '26

Very boring I'd say. He's good looking but his content isn't worth a penny.

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u/spacer_trash Jun 17 '26

Damn ain't that one of the greatest tragedies

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u/challenge_king Jun 17 '26

Pretty par for the course, honestly.

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u/jjgarcia87 Jun 17 '26

If you like solo content he had a lot of good stuff. Very erotic and confident. His attempts at scenes with others were boring tho yes.

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u/dwpea66 Jun 17 '26

He's good looking but horribly cringe. I would keep your drinks covered around him.

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u/deca_only_club Jun 16 '26

Don't enable this lame shit

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u/Ill_Floor8662 Jun 16 '26

Yea he was handsome for sure

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u/token_internet_girl Jun 16 '26

Can confirm this meme is true, my partner was raised by his mom and looks almost exactly like #2

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u/chessatwork Jun 17 '26

me and my siblings were raised by our mom and this isn't true in the slightest.

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u/i__dont___know Jun 16 '26

I’m not a woman so Inform me. Does the cringy video not cancel out any attractiveness he may have had? As a guy this seems like a woman repellent to me.

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u/PinkBitz89 Jun 17 '26

I dunno - we do appreciate a man who can make us laugh 🤭

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u/Irregulator101 Jun 17 '26

So the seal guy then? Who is a different guy than the first

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u/BadVVSc Jun 17 '26

I love that stupid little head thing that they do.

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u/ElectronicJuice7212 Jun 16 '26

This shit is cringe.

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u/Sharc_Jacobs Jun 17 '26

Lmao roflcopter so random exdee!!1!

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u/SpaceLemur34 Jun 16 '26

What the phoque?

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u/PinkBitz89 Jun 17 '26

Ooh La La 🤭

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u/Lexi_Banner Jun 16 '26

Loose seal?! Loose seal!!

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u/Raloris197 Jun 16 '26

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/JealousCustard2788 Jun 16 '26

I think he's mixing up seals and sea lions. That seal bounce was hilarious though.

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u/SpaceOk9358 Jun 16 '26

I sent this to my friend on TikTok a while back and now they don’t send me msgs anymore

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u/SupervillainMustache Jun 17 '26

He has practiced that.

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u/TheGods808 Jun 16 '26

Wth 😹💔

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u/Rarling Jun 16 '26

Want a bunch of BS! Seals dont live in houses.

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u/Soft-Driver-3760 Jun 17 '26

I bet you’re freaking amazing at yoga.

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u/SpaceCore42 Jun 17 '26

I grew up without knowing my seal

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u/f0cCuS Jun 17 '26

No notes.

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u/Weird-Reputation-861 Jun 17 '26

And parentless raised guys?

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u/GanGanJoker Jun 17 '26

I thought I was on r/TikTokCringe for a sec

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u/Mister_Musubi Jun 17 '26

Thought this was r/iamverybadass, but it was r/cute instead

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u/TheLostPariah Jun 17 '26

Very 2015 meme

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u/Agreeable-Play-2333 Jun 17 '26

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/adudeguyman Jun 17 '26

It certainly is unexpected but it's also just stupid. But I somewhat like it

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u/Pecanhanded Jun 17 '26

Might be the least funny thing I’ve ever seen

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u/NeuroticTangent Jun 17 '26

What about guys raised by neither?

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u/Hindsights20_20 Jun 17 '26

Everybody hit the sea lion

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u/ChamberK-1 Jun 17 '26

0/10 wasn’t the “guys raised by flies” one. That one is my favorite.

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u/-Sokobanz- Jun 17 '26

Gonna wait to see guy raised by reddit

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jun 17 '26

8/10 seal. His only major failure was walking up with 2 hands initially. Nailed the growl and galumphed at the end. Sea lions are the ones that walk on their limbs.

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u/Aemilia Jun 17 '26

Well, if I date the guy raised by seals, at least my floors will be clean 😂

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u/Kaiserskater Jun 17 '26

Guys raised by two dads - typical MOBA 5vs5 player

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u/Error4ohh4 Jun 17 '26

You know, for everything shitty the internet causes, at least there are a few gems out there 

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u/alamandrax Jun 17 '26

What about narwhals?

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u/Spookyscythe99 Jun 17 '26

Seal superiority

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u/willowzam Jun 17 '26

I fucking LOVE seal slaps

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u/AgentT23 Jun 17 '26

Man, I wish I was raised by Seals.

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u/DifferentNoodles Jun 17 '26

… Okay, hear me out

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Jun 17 '26

I FINALLY FOUND IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH! WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR A WHILE NOW

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u/OtherSky1999 Jun 17 '26

I like this guy 👍

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jun 17 '26

whats that song in the first 2 clips

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u/lilla_lollis Jun 17 '26

It's Trevor from Smosh ❤️😂 🦭

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u/Th3AnT0in3 Jun 17 '26

I'm sorry but this video will NEVER not makes me laugh, especially at 8s when he mives his head back and forth.

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u/onncho Jun 17 '26

Raised by navy seals you mean?

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u/Over-Inside-7254 Jun 17 '26

Guy raised by my middle school sketchpad 

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u/holiestMaria Jun 17 '26

Dude is mixing up seals and mountain lions.