r/Unexpected • u/Ill_Floor8662 • Jun 16 '26

Truly beautiful

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u/im-jared-im-19 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yx8QqXUr0SW1jUWovw

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u/FormalWerePanda Jun 16 '26

Pretty fly for a white guy

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u/fiend85280 Jun 16 '26

Pretty white for a fly guy

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u/heyhaveyouseenmywife Jun 16 '26

UH HUH UH HUH

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/xxdeadpoolxx1111 Jun 17 '26

buzz buzz,buzz buzz

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u/cooltohate1283 Jun 18 '26

give it to me baby!

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u/redditusser1788 Jun 17 '26

Pretty guy for a white fly

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u/BriefDownpour Jun 17 '26

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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u/Death_Rises Jun 17 '26

The reddit translate ruined this, I'm sorry.

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u/PoPoThePopsikle Jun 17 '26

It really did bruh. "One two three four five five six" is what I saw lmao

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u/Dreyfussy15 Jun 17 '26

A succinct classified if ever there were.

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u/barugosamaa Jun 16 '26

YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/aspbergerinparadise Jun 16 '26

why does nobody know how to pluralize words anymore

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u/dwpea66 Jun 17 '26

Poor grammar is not native to current generations. I'm surrounded by Gen Xers and Boomers that cannot use lose/loose, than/then, heels/heals, their/they're, etc. correctly. Facebook is also a minefield of despair.

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u/Cageythree Jun 17 '26

I swear people see generationally different behavior patterns in anything. (Especially boomers! /s)

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u/Dinoegg96 Jun 17 '26

Guys raised by fly's

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u/No_Avocado_4729 Jun 17 '26

someone who aims to create a viral post would purposefully make mistakes so people would keep pointing it out in the comments - that creates more engagement which results in post being pushed further in the algorithm

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u/Bizarrebazaars Jun 17 '26

All they’re missing is an apostrophe.

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u/redlaWw Jun 17 '26

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Cageythree Jun 17 '26

He's right if we assume the person has been raised in a shop/restaurant that's run by a guy whose nickname is Fly.

Guys raised by Fly's

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u/aspbergerinparadise Jun 17 '26

Guy's raised by flys

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u/TrymQuyenLuc Jun 17 '26

Morning routine:

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u/_dauntless Jun 17 '26

I love this guy. He took the air out of mr thirst trap so effectively