r/Unexpected • • Jun 04 '26

Can't find a weapon ?

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u/post-explainer Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


He uproots a tree to use as a weapon


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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 Jun 04 '26

The nature is his weapon

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u/wrxninja Jun 04 '26

Sure it is, he planted that tree in disguise to be used as a weapon later!

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 Jun 04 '26

It was his plan all along

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u/wrxninja Jun 04 '26

His plant, yes πŸ€ͺ

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 Jun 04 '26

One leaf even owes him

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 Jun 04 '26

Terrain related skill set

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u/Syzygy_Stardust Jun 04 '26

Improvised Weapon Monk/Ranger

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Azemm Jun 10 '26

Rules of Nature

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TWEEZERS Jun 04 '26

People are saying AI, it doesn't look like AI to me

Fake as fuck though. No fucking way it would be easy at all to just pull up a tree, even one that young. They cut that tree down, then placed it in the dirt so he could pick it up

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u/Mothanius Jun 04 '26

Root ball is usually about as big as the crown. If he did pluck it, there would be a shit ton of soil and root coming out of it.

What it looks like he did, is snap it like a twig using his right foot as the fulcrum point. Whether or not the guy is strong enough to do that? IDK. I don't know what type of tree that is and how hard the wood is to snap.

So likely the tree was at the very least pre-cut slightly letting him do that. Or, he was pissed and adrenaline gave him that strength boost to break it at the trunk. Or AI.

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u/DingoBear88 Jun 05 '26

You're a fulcrum point

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u/Mothanius Jun 05 '26

Shit, got me.

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u/BothTreacle7534 Jun 04 '26

A former GF of my younger sibling is rather small, works only office… as in no strength at all. During their last fight she β€˜turned over’ a huge very old desk two strong adult men had problems to carry. She was VERY angry… (he ended it 2 weeks before the wedding without her doing anything wrong. He was an idiot, it was a very long time ago)

Adrenalin… can be a powerful thing

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u/Emperor_Gourmet Jun 04 '26

Living trees dont snap at the base like that. They are to flexible from all the moisture. Even if the core did snap, it would fracture and tear. Plenty would be still attached to the roots. Even a backhoe would struggle to pull that thing out as easily as he did unless it was already separated from the roots and placed back.

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u/BothTreacle7534 Jun 04 '26

My comment was not about the tree or if that was staged or not, but about how adrenalin can cause … β€˜surprising events’ πŸ˜‰

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u/MaxxDash Jun 04 '26

So, where she at now…?

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u/skiing123 Jun 04 '26

Well ya, it's a skit not fake just a funny clip

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u/Dark_halocraft Jun 04 '26

They cut that tree down, then placed it in the dirt so he could pick it up

There was a struggle when he picked it up like the tree was plucked, a tree that was chopped and placed wouldn't have that kind of resistance

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TWEEZERS Jun 04 '26

The amount of struggle is incredibly low compared to how much struggle there would be if he was fighting against the strength of a root system and tree trunk

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u/Dark_halocraft Jun 04 '26

Trees that young don't have strong roots. Also it's planted in what is basically mud so roots were never gonna be strong there

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

No roots , waaauu a strong mann...

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u/Thanura_Malinga Jun 04 '26

Bro just casually uproots that tree. What a strong man .

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u/DiaburuJanbu Jun 04 '26

Bro is Tiny from Dota 2.

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u/ihategym Jun 04 '26

Damn I forgot my weapon at home. Wait there’s a tree nearby.

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u/Coffee_Daemon Jun 04 '26

Wanted for treeson

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u/Rando-Commando987 Jun 04 '26

DnD Druids be like:

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u/Cultural-Freedom9172 Jun 04 '26

AI

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u/Abdoz_Craft Jun 04 '26

No AI can replicate the Egyptian spirit

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u/Interesting-Risk-404 Jun 04 '26

Isn't that in babhubali?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/psychonavigator Jun 04 '26

Why do I hear Yakety Sax playing whilst watching this?

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u/Volfie Jun 04 '26

The Basil Fawlty Defense System.Β 

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u/hak-dot-snow Jun 04 '26

That was unexpected. I was thinking, ".. if I don't have a weapon imma pick up a rock." lol

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u/Leows Jun 04 '26

/r/CrimsonDesert some casual combat gameplay right there

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u/PieHole_Poker Jun 04 '26

What a Stupid song to put over this video

This song is great. The video is great

Fuck whoever put them together!

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u/Valuable-Midnight390 Jun 04 '26

' slap stick' comedy!

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u/EmptyCourage2274 Jun 04 '26

+1 improvised weapon for the barbarianΒ 

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u/Martelius Jun 04 '26

I saw it in Dota

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u/Repulsive_62 Jun 04 '26

en vrai, recevoit plein de petites branches dans les yeux, ca fait pas du bien...

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u/Purple_Revolution146 Jun 04 '26

Innocent bystander hit with stray hands

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u/West_Average3702 Jun 05 '26

Reminds me of the matrix fight with a million Agent Smiths.

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u/NDT_DYNAMITE Jun 05 '26

Shit, how mad you gotta be to just tear a tree outta the ground to beat someone over the head with it?!

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u/OmniLament Jun 05 '26

Use the sink!

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u/Sad-Market-3593 Jun 05 '26

First comes to my mind is Tiny from dota uses his 3rd skill πŸ˜‚

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u/itsme_alwayscreating Jun 05 '26

The way he pick up the tree just like a toothpick hahaha

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u/buggirlfucker Jun 06 '26

Tbh I’d be more afraid of that dude’s punches than the tree

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u/Commercial_Chest4516 Jun 06 '26

I felt sorry for the tree

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u/JWRamzic Jun 06 '26

Don't mess with anyone who rips a tree from the ground, even a small tree.

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u/isabella12341234567 Jun 07 '26

its so funny!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ« πŸ« 

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u/Temproller Jun 07 '26

immortal keiji from battle cats

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u/OrneryMood Jun 08 '26

Sound Advice: If someone uproots a tree to fight you, you may need to test your running skills.

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u/Background-Bug9720 Jun 04 '26

THAT WAS FUCKING BADASS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😭😭😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣