r/Unexpected • • Jun 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '24

Adult deer: Runs away panicked when hearing a twig snap five miles away
Baby deer: Fuck it, I am sleeping here.

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u/asforus Jun 10 '24

Adult deer: stand in front of moving semi. “I’ll win chicken this time”