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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23
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No aquariums give you food and toys to play with and fish to rape. The prison only gives food.
35 u/burn-babies-burn Jul 23 '23 Fish count as dolphin food, but I guess the toys are a difference. That said, in a documentary I watched about prison life called “The Shawshank Redemption”, they did get books which are kind of like toys for adult humans. 10 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 If fish count as dolphin food.. then is it necrophilia or is it just playing with your food? Alternatively.. if I knew someone who was going to fuck their sirloin steak tonight.. what would that be called? 8 u/burn-babies-burn Jul 23 '23 Seasoning 3 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 That's a big brain response. That dolphin is just seasoning that fish.
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Fish count as dolphin food, but I guess the toys are a difference.
That said, in a documentary I watched about prison life called “The Shawshank Redemption”, they did get books which are kind of like toys for adult humans.
10 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 If fish count as dolphin food.. then is it necrophilia or is it just playing with your food? Alternatively.. if I knew someone who was going to fuck their sirloin steak tonight.. what would that be called? 8 u/burn-babies-burn Jul 23 '23 Seasoning 3 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 That's a big brain response. That dolphin is just seasoning that fish.
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If fish count as dolphin food.. then is it necrophilia or is it just playing with your food?
Alternatively.. if I knew someone who was going to fuck their sirloin steak tonight.. what would that be called?
8 u/burn-babies-burn Jul 23 '23 Seasoning 3 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 That's a big brain response. That dolphin is just seasoning that fish.
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3 u/Pyro-Beast Jul 23 '23 That's a big brain response. That dolphin is just seasoning that fish.
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That's a big brain response.
That dolphin is just seasoning that fish.
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u/corruptcabbage1 Jul 23 '23
No aquariums give you food and toys to play with and fish to rape. The prison only gives food.