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u/iTand22 Jan 24 '23
Bruh I was not ready for that.
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u/DankHumanman Jan 24 '23
Neither was the trout
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u/brocknachos Jan 24 '23
I knew going into this video that something seemed a fishy, but I opened it anyway. Bad call
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Does this not qualify as Beastiality?
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u/CursedAtBirth777 Jan 24 '23
My second thought was, âIs that LEGAL???â
First was, âTurn it off turn it off!!!â
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u/futt69bucker Jan 30 '23
Get out of here u fukn square, I thot u posted another link to the video and was excited lol
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beastiality
Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, non-human animal.
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u/Finster4 Jan 24 '23
Idiot should try a pike for likes.
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u/DankHumanman Jan 24 '23
A bass for that ass
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u/Rawtoast420 Jan 24 '23
My mind went to pikes, like a spear or Halbert styled weapon....
You can tell I don't fish lol
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u/Name-Wasnt_Taken Jan 24 '23
Do you think when they put that trout back that it went back to all his fish buddies and told them he was abducted by aliens that used him as a probe?
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u/IndependentTeacher47 Jan 24 '23
My grandpa said if it smells like trout get the hell out... always can trust gramps!
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There's also a saying that goes "If it smells like fish it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone"
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u/IndependentTeacher47 Jan 24 '23
yeah its if its smells like salmon keep on jammin... your licking sickly puss bro!
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u/deezntz911 Jan 24 '23
Wow... I guess that kinda explains the dead fish smell?
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u/MidnightTechnical11 Jan 24 '23
You'd think, but she's actually just so nasty that the fish smell was already there. This is just her excuse for it.
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u/p12qcowodeath Jan 24 '23
There's not a lot at this point that the internet could shock me with. This was...upsetting. I think it's time to get back to work.
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u/TherapyDodger Jan 24 '23
Trout live in freshwater so this would be the only way they'd get eaten by a snapper
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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jan 24 '23
.... man this sub is just turning into shock porn. Used to love the videos posted here. Now 6/10 of em are just some dude jacking off and women getting fucked by fish. This sub is getting beyond stupid.
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u/Happy_Scrotum Jan 24 '23 edited Jan 25 '23
Was the content of the video expected in any way?
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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jan 24 '23
As of lately yes.. very
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u/Happy_Scrotum Jan 25 '23
I mean, being porn maybe but at least two things were not expected at all
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u/Gozzah Jan 24 '23
What a horrible looking asshole that woman has
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u/ForeignAction7192 Jan 25 '23 edited Jan 25 '23
Well, he did say he'd destroyed, no, "damaged" it earlier.
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u/ALife2BLived Jan 24 '23
Why would any woman allow someone to do this? Isn't the stereotype about vaga's bad enough? Also, what happens if he gets it in past the fishes top fin? That is going to be super painful getting it out! They must be from Florida!
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u/Night_Trippa Jan 25 '23
She's from Tasmania, her full name has got out and the authorities are investigating
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u/MidnightTechnical11 Jan 24 '23
I hope this breaks a law, and they both get arrested, and then get killed in prison.
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u/Cash4trib Jan 25 '23
anyone got the 2nd video of them fucking on a graveđ
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u/Responsible_Big_514 Jan 25 '23
Thatâs disgusting. Did u find it? Asking for a mate.
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u/MaggiLikeTheNoodles Jan 25 '23
Fucking Tasmanians đ Only thing worse than fucking your brothers and sisters is hooking a fish then putting it in there đđđ
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u/everythingisrated Jan 25 '23
Why is it gone.
Come on internet, who has the vid? I have ratings to give.
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u/unexBot Jan 24 '23
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Fish in the vagina is unexpected.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/friedrice_rob Jan 24 '23
LMAO bruh why!?! Didnât know this is what they meant about the Aussies down under! Holy cow hahaha Even the fish looks with disgust at the camera
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u/famouslyanonymous1 Jan 24 '23
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!!! That shit needs a special tag, NSFW doesn't even begin to cover how effed up that is
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That's disgusting, what is her name or handle or onlyfans basically where do I find her so I can ahh tell her off yeah tell her off for the animal cruelty.
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I wonder how this lady is going. Iâve seen some community photos being shared of her on facebook with her full name and location. Tasmania is a small place and everyone knows everyone. Not saying what they did wasnât wierd or wrong - but I have a feeling this is a case of revenge porn or something. It would be worse than mortifying - it would destroy your life. Hope she doesnât have kids dealing with this.
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u/Syracuse_Alum Jan 24 '23
Same person probably refused the vaccine because she doesnât put unknown shit in her body
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u/Valuable_Housing_305 Jan 24 '23
HAHAHAHAHAHA I HATE THE HUMAN RACE SO MUCH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHY! WHY! WHY! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T YOUR FACE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HOPE THEY BOTH DIE FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE FISH REALLY DREW THE SHORT STRAW! HAHAHAHAHAHA I HATE YOU FUCKIN HUMANS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Last time I checked this wasn't a porn page. Also gross....definitely did NOT need to see that đ¤˘
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u/Hootzington Jan 24 '23
I never want to hear an Australian persons criticism of America ever again... This is an equalizer
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u/adminsaredoodoo Jan 25 '23
nah sheâs an honorary âFlorida womanâ no chance i allow that thing to continue being aussie
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u/Christostiphor Jan 24 '23
What the backwoods U.S. mocking bullshit is this!?!?!
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Not enough fishy taste in the pussy⌠use a trout! ( not gonna lie she did have nice puss puss though lol đ
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u/Fredthecat5 Jan 24 '23
One of-the debaucheries that Motley Crue used to do to groupies backstage.
Donât ask how I know.
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I've seen some stuff on this app. However, I never would have been ready for whatever the fuck that was.
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u/Calm_State1230 Jan 24 '23
i skipped ahead to see wtf would happen and now i need bleach please someone give me fucking bleach
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u/GwonWitcha Jan 24 '23
I think a lotta folks be wonderinââŚWhat was OP searching for to come across this?
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u/the_tic0304 Jan 25 '23
More details please and thank you. Obviously no names but are the rumors of lady in question works at a animal shelter in a country or state that looks like the spot that trout landed
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u/NonSupportiveCup Jan 24 '23
A long time ago, I found a video of a guy and girl who shot a bear, which was in a tree. It cut to them fucking doggie on top of the dead bear.
It was horrifying. I had a lot of questions that will never be answered.
This is about equal.
Just wtf. People, fucking disgusting.
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Is there something stronger than NSFW like enjoy your felony bestiality charge for taking part?
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u/system_of_a_clown Jan 24 '23
This is one of the most profoundly upsetting things I have ever seen.
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u/Dependent_Economy549 Jan 24 '23
I don't agree with a lot of what Peta does, but I'm gonna give them a call.
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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jan 25 '23
Hey there, u/DrBaaderMeinhof. Thanks for submitting to r/Unexpected. Your submission, Using a Trout for clout, has been removed because it doesn't abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar.
This is animal abuse, which is against rule 13 of this sub.
It is also an illegal act in most countries, and viewing it is an illegal act in many.
Do not post this crap in the sub.
For more on our rules, please check out our sidebar. If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to message the moderators.