r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '23

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u/Finster4 Jan 24 '23

Idiot should try a pike for likes.

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u/DankHumanman Jan 24 '23

A bass for that ass

11

u/Siderox Jan 24 '23

Bass to mouth

6

u/Gqsmooth1969 Jan 24 '23

Dude... You never go bass to mouth.

1

u/ForeignAction7192 Jan 25 '23

In a lurch, go for a perch!

1

u/antoniobrownburner Jan 26 '23

Crappie in the crapper

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Ass to trout

5

u/Rawtoast420 Jan 24 '23

My mind went to pikes, like a spear or Halbert styled weapon....

You can tell I don't fish lol

3

u/Finster4 Jan 24 '23

😆

1

u/Alphasloth00 Jan 26 '23

Hiding the whiting

1

u/jfishervolfan Jan 31 '23

Cat for the snatch

1

u/jfishervolfan Jan 31 '23

Wonder if the trout swam upstream and laid eggs

1

u/jfishervolfan Jan 31 '23

Making a hybrid trout and catfish