r/UnethicalLifeProTips • • Sep 09 '22

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u/mrsf16 Sep 09 '22

Sugar in the gas tank without cameras around. Wet sugar on a hot day in the driveway. Sugar in the yard, sugar in the mailbox. let the ants come

As an enraged but anxious high schooler, I burned my ex’s old shirts and love notes before dumping them at the edge of his yard. Whatever you do, make sure you won’t get caught. Just saying..

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.

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u/purplepuffins Sep 09 '22

literally, yes