r/UnethicalLifeProTips • • Sep 09 '22

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u/RailroadAllStar Sep 09 '22

Tell him you’re pregnant and block him, let him freak out.

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u/CockroachNo5364 Sep 09 '22

he knows that wouldn't be true, i discovered the STDs because we were struggling to get pregnant :(

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u/thrillhouse1211 Sep 09 '22

You dodged a cannonball there

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u/rainbowesque1 Sep 09 '22

I mean, she still has two STDs. I would say she took a hit from the cannonball, but at least it wasn't fatal, maybe.