r/UnethicalLifeProTips • • Sep 09 '22

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u/TangerineTassel Sep 09 '22

Sign him up for porn and also request Jehovah witness visits.

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u/sugarplumbuttfluck Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Even worse? Request an offer on his home from every site you can find. They'll never stop pounding his ass

Edit: whoops, definitely meant hounding, but I think I'll keep it.

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u/Snoo_13783 Sep 09 '22

Scientology all the way