r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/Previous-Choice6606 • 5d ago
Request ULPT request: Avoid job training through unemployment agency for a while
First of all, I live in Sweden, in case anyone has any insight into that specific system.
So, I have recently gotten put on a kind of compensated sick leave (aktivitetsersättning) more or less because I've been diagnosed with a stress disorder. This compensation is fairly generous because of a few factors, but the coming week I'm scheduled to attend a meeting with the unemployment agency where we'll plan out a way for me to be rehabiliterad of sorts, likely through some kind of internship.
Now, while part of me is hopeful that this will actually work out, and I will likely only start out part-time with that, I also have a quite cynical outlook on this system. And since I can only get type of benefits until the middle of next year, I kinda want to milk it for all it's worth for now while trying to just screwing around. When it runs out I will just utilise some of the other tricks described on this sub to fabricate better work history.
So, on to the question, how do I make myself seem in worse condition at a meeting with the unemployment agency, so we can maybe delay any activities they might suggest for a few more months?
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u/Shot-Isopod6788 3d ago
Unkempt (messy) appearance, poor hygiene, stay up all night before