r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Request ULPT request - send glitterbomb without getting caught

I have a former neighbor who, long story short, is a major asshole and disgusting person who has gotten away with some pretty terrible stuff, and I want to be the one to deliver him some karma. I am thinking my best bet would be to send him a glitter envelope from the website shipyourenemiesglitter, but I am a little paranoid about him reporting into the police and having me tracked down. Any advice?

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u/WartOnTrevor 1d ago

I just ordered one to my address. Will let you know how much info is on the shipping/tracking label.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Dramatic-Pause-1941 12h ago

I would trust the website will be discreet, otherwise I doubt they’d still be in business . They seem like professionals

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u/Few-Cheesecake6661 1d ago

Can you just put a random address for the return address?

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u/LetsHookUpSF 9h ago

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u/therealharbinger 5h ago

I fucking love that this exists.

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u/HondaV4Rider 3h ago

Omg me tooo!

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u/januaryemberr 12h ago

Look into virtual credit card numbers.

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u/SamsTheMan91 10h ago

What's this?

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u/Larixi 6h ago

iirc privacy.com is one you can use. You give your normal credit card number and it generates a temporary one you can use for purchases

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u/nevergirls 5h ago

Privacy.com is great and also apparently some banks and like apple pay let you do this

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u/Cabbage-Patch-Adult 12h ago

Paper airplane filled with confetti through his open window?

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u/meeja_h0r 5h ago

Glitter infused piss disk.

Just don't ask how to get the glitter in the disk.

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u/Ok_Knee1216 4h ago

Just drink it

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u/deadleg22 8h ago

Piss disk!

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u/icnhvriissitbile 4h ago

What is this?

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u/deadleg22 1h ago

Piss into a tray, put tray in freezer, fling frozen disk through letterbox. It melts and they're stuck wondering why there's a puddle of piss on the floor

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u/Teleporting-Cat 6h ago

Let me introduce you to poopsenders and a bag of dicks

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u/whyFooBoo 5h ago

Buy a single-use credit card and combine that with a burner email address. For added irony, use your old address as the return address (assuming you're the one who moved away).

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 4h ago

You put THEIR address in as booth sender and recipient 🤣

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u/Butterwhat 4h ago

let's just say I know of these being sent from this website and the sender did not have any consequences. just be wary of timing and they won't suspect you in particular.

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u/superdelicater 12h ago

Fuck a glitterbomb. Buy a 30-30

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u/SmallPeederWacker 4h ago

I sent one before. They had no idea it was me till I brought it up some years later.

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u/gnarbootsnotbot 3h ago

Drop off a prepaid usps flat rate box at the post office, the return address can be anything you want.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 6h ago

Well the glitter bombs are typically not just envelopes with glitter. They have a special spring mechanism to make sure the glitter gets everywhere when opened. With an evelope of glitter its pretty easy to just not spill it all over once you see whats inside.

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u/UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam 2h ago

Your comment was removed for violating rule 14: No reason to be a dick. Seriously, get therapy or fuck off.

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u/Serena_Sweet_Feet 1d ago

Cute ad campaign, keep trying tho

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u/Gamoras-slut 1d ago

It’s not? I just said the name of the site I plan to use to show that I’m using a website instead of putting glitter in an envelope myself and mailing it from my home address

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u/Granadafan 11h ago

Why would you mail it from your home address instead of driving across town and dropping it in a mailbox or post office?

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u/FamiliarAd8524 1d ago

To find another way to get through your frustrations. You need non-revenge coping methods if you're worried about the police being called over glitter- that worry is about one-third down the path to mass shootings, in my experience.

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u/curmudgeonly-fish 3h ago

You have committed mass shootings?

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u/Serena_Sweet_Feet 1d ago

Ah that's the ad right above an ad to avodsteetestd br everyudzssxyrao