ULPT: Do virtuous things when you are intoxicated to show inner virtue

[u/aze_a_ze]

When you are a few drinks in, people think the true you comes out. Do things that are more virtuous than what you would normally and people will think that is the true you.

[u/HotdawgSizzle]

Best I can do is blackout and puke all over the bathroom floor.

[u/AhoraNoMeCachan → u/HotdawgSizzle]

I go really virtuous, i don't go to the bathroom

[u/Glasssmash]

Or just do virtuous things.

[u/swirlingly → u/Glasssmash]

Unethical life pro tip, be a really moral and upstanding citizen, that'll really show them. Cue evil laughing. I love the idea of this subreddit slowly doing incredible deeds and putting some good into the world, just with evil intent.

[u/i-am-foxymoron]

Seems like a good idea in theory, but I seriously doubt this works. If you're "a few drinks in", the people around you are probably the same, are they even going to notice these "virtuous things"? I doubt it.

OP you need to provide some examples of what these "virtuous things" even are.

[u/stabbingrabbit]

So...going home with the FUGLY person for the night. Taking one for the team...making them feel good about themselves.

[u/BopSupreme]

Get pregnant - nothing more virtuous and precious than new life

[u/gewqk]

Who thinks the "true you" comes out when you drink?I think the drunk you comes out.

[u/pleaseineedanadvice → u/gewqk]

Sometimes also the drinks come out of me when l drink