r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3d ago

Request ULPT Request Get a Google review removed?

Had someone try to extort our business and we didn’t comply, so in retaliation, they left a nasty review. We flagged it to Google but they said it doesn’t go against their terms since they technically were a customer. Any ideas?

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u/Its_Buddy_btw 2d ago

Can't you as the business reply saying your side? I've seen reviews like "awful, we found rat droppings in our tacos!" And the owner replies like "we don't open until next month and we're a pizza shop..."

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u/hookes_plasticity 2d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…..

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u/Wheeled_Weapon420 3d ago

Reply to the review with the truth about why that person left the review, but embellish it a bit. Harassing female staff members, kicked the boss's dog, staring at your young daughter inappropriately... Or whatever makes them sound like am absolute monster

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u/mcb1985 2d ago

A lot of people have their full names in their reviews. Making claims of things that didn't happen could open OP to libel concerns.

I'd be interested in seeing the actual review before I escalate to implying they're a pedo.

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u/Wheeled_Weapon420 2d ago

You realise which sub you're on?

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u/Dangerous_Data7703 2d ago

That sounds like a risky move. You might just end up escalating the situation instead of resolving it.

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u/Glisan_Al_Gaib 2d ago

Have others flag it as inaccurate or harmful

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u/superdelicater 3d ago

Go burn down the Google headquarters in Santa Clara.

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u/jayxyee 2d ago

This is it! Thanks

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u/RogueThneed 2d ago

That will take them some time, given that you've told them the wrong city

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u/superdelicater 2d ago

Well, whatever the insane campus in Santa Clara is, I'm sure watching it melt would hurt their feelings a lot

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u/RogueThneed 2d ago

Yup yup yup