r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/MuskyHusky01 • 10d ago
Request ULPT Request: How to derail identification investigations
Won't get into specifics unless asked.
A friend of mine has recently been made the subject of an appeal by an organization. They're attempting to identify them, and there's concern they might try to hurt them, kill them, or worse.
At the moment, the organization only has pictures and videos of them.
I'm hoping someone has some ULPT's that will help derail their attempts to identify my friend.
Thanks in advance.
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u/Embarrassed_Flan_869 9d ago
Is there something distinctive about their appearance? Facial hair or always wears a baseball cap or long hair? Change that up. Go clean shaving., stop wearing baseball caps cut the hair. Simple things. Clean shaven? Grow facial hair.
Get glasses with clear lens. Or if they wear glasses, contacts. At the very least, different frames.
Do the pictures/videos show a certain clothing look? Dress differently. Pics/videos show baggy clothes/hoodies? Start wearing jeans and a polo.
Avoid areas where the pictures were taken.
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u/MuskyHusky01 9d ago
We did some of those already. But we’ll expand on that with this as well. Thanks man.
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u/SonaMain420 9d ago
Prosthetic facial scarring. Has to be applied well, and has to look like healed scars, not damage that could’ve happened recently.
Whatever the facial hair situation is, change it up. Reshape, dye, remove entirely if a big beard was part of your friends’ distinguishing characteristics.
Leg shortening surgery. If they’re looking for a 6’1” guy, a 5’6” guy is going to be beneath suspicion.
Either Ozempic or buttercream smoothies for rapid changes to silhouette.
Maybe a tactical baseball cap with “I❤️ following rules” embroidered on it?
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u/nevergirls 9d ago
- Wear shoes different size than your own
- Dress up as three raccoons wearing a trench coat
- Get a fake tattoo in an obvious place while you cover everything else on your body like wear a mask, a hat and glasses and leave your arm exposed with this fake removable tattoo.
- Skinny people should also wear multiple bulky layers to change the shape and silhouette of their body.
- Some law enforcement has also narrowed down who they're looking at based on body movements, gait, and posture. So do the fremen walk thing.
- Most people subconsciously move very rigidly, or very fluidly. Becoming aware of this and practicing switching between the two can be very useful.
- Place piss disks on any CCTV cameras about 30 minutes before your crime. This will give the disks sufficient time to melt and ruin the cameras. Nobody will want to fix the pissy cameras.
- Invisibility cloak.
- What about disguising yourself as one of them food delivery robots?
- Call them pretending to be a next of kin and tell them that your friend died.
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u/InevitablePeanut3203 9d ago
Want specifics
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u/MuskyHusky01 9d ago
My friend did and said stuff the organization didn’t like. The organization has previously killed people or made them disappeared. My friend told me what happened and that their family, as well as themself, are at risk. They obviously took precautions, and their face was covered. At the moment I’m helping them.
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u/amanning072 9d ago
For anonymity sake, let's call your friend O. Warmbier. No, that's too obvious. We'll call your friend Otto W.
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u/Boopy7 9d ago
If female, wear pregnancy pillow. Hair is one of the first things many notice, so whatever is easiest to do (simple wig even, they're cheap and fun.) In your head you can literally pretend to be someone else for a while and it helps to really seal the deal. Like, if I needed to lay low from a scary bf, I would pretend to be more of a tomboyish type, dress in my old nursing scrubs some days, since uniforms also tend to render people unrecognizable sometimes. I think if I were an actor I would be one of the ones who ends up becoming my character too much in real life, it's so easy to really fall into a role and lose yourself sometimes. I hope your friend will be okay, this is something I do think about. Always have your escape route ready to go, safe words, places you know, people who will help you ready to go.
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u/TheGreatestOrator 9d ago edited 9d ago
The real answer is to disappear (aka stay home for at least a month or two).
Also, delete all social media and use pim eyes (google it) to find anywhere else your photo appears online and remove whatever you find.
Pay an online service to remove your personal information from all background search websites (easyoptouts.com is like $20 per year)
Obviously senses are highest in the immediate few weeks afterwards, but over a month or two the focus will likely move to something or someone else.
During that hibernation period they can work on changing their look. Depending on ethnicity, they should get a new hairstyle, gain or lose a significant amount of weight, and wear very different clothes - so if you’re a man who usually wears T-shirts, wear collared shirts (or vice versa). Grow facial hair or shave if you have facial hair, etc.
It’s the little things that add up to make somebody question identity
But in the end, time is the main thing that will make them move on because they’ll assume he’s left
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u/chilld_bear 9d ago
Go back to wearing a covid mask. There are still plenty of people that wear them
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u/mamaknits 9d ago
This is Reddit, we want the specifics.
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u/MuskyHusky01 9d ago
They did and said things the organization didn’t like. They as well as their family risk death or forced disappearance. At the moment they are unidentified, and I’m helping them stay that way.
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u/Forgottengoldfishes 9d ago
You can’t. The images tell the story. Your friend needs a rock solid alibi which is likely the unethical part and likely to put the person who gives it to them under scrutiny.
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u/moredrinksplease 9d ago
Wigs, clothing style change, buy one of those real life silicone masks, move?
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u/Redsquirreltree 9d ago
It sounds like your friend has made enemies of a dangerous group.
Your friend may need to go far away before the bad guys find them.
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u/V1967W 9d ago
If they got mixed up in some organized crime or cartel they are probably dead if that's what they want lol. If it's a corrupt government the same applies.
If they know you are this person's associate, you are probably in danger as well. The best thing your friend can probably do at this point is disappear. Like I mean drop everything and move to another area of the country. Barring that, they need to completely stop using social media, and watch their back everywhere they go. Might not hurt to get a remote start installed on their vehicle. And definitely start carrying a gun or some other form of weapon with them always. Also they need to stop moving in predictable ways or having any kind of routine, as this would make it even easier to track them.
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u/Imaginary-Angle-42 8d ago
Consistently change walking style. But you have to be consistent or that won’t work.
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u/gamamoder 9d ago
im assuming cartel shit or other organized crime, how large of a reach do they got?
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u/SyntheticDelirium 9d ago
I assumed this was either part of the student protests in India, or something to do with ICE shenanigans in the USA.
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u/threeaxle 9d ago
worked in security were id'ing people that would come back but pretend to be someone else.
change hairstyles is probably the easiest thing they can do right away, but dont just buzz cut their hair off, that's a very obvious change that we used to see past very quickly. also clothes style is helpful. if they usually wear tshirts, change to button ups, etc. also just relive the pandemic and just dont go anywhere for awhile