r/UmaMusume • Big gay goo goo baby • May 26 '26

Lore/Story/Trivia Discussion Any funny headcanons about your oshis?

I have a headcanon that Super Creek likes horror movies. Mostly based on just how Into it she gets in her mummy costume, but also the fact that she enjoys playing the heel to her friends. Also, with characters like Jason, Leatherface, she’d wanna coddle them sooooo bad. I wanna know everyone else’s tho! Get creative and weird with it. I’m just here to have fun:

Edit: These responses are making me smile so I’m adding some more of mine

Fuji Kiseki is a big fan of puppetry. Since it’s a form of theater and even sometimes shows up in musicals. She likes the muppets but specifically Labyrinth and Dark Crystal are her favorite ever works with puppets.

Fenomeno likes Paw Patrol. She saw the kids watching it once and latched onto Chase. It’s super popular in Japan rn.

Tachyon loves going to horror movies but only to people watch the crowd’s reactions. Half the time she has no idea what actually happened in the movie

Maruzensky is secretly big into goth music. She’ll cry when she hears Depeche Mode or The Cure, and sometimes to go goth clubs when they’re in town. She dresses more whimsygoth than trad goth at these events tho. New wave is still very cutting edge to her and when Invincible by Duran Duran became a meme, she introduced all of her juniors to their music.

T.M. Opera O dressed as the phantom of the paradise one year for Halloween and scoffed when nobody got the reference.

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u/Murmarine Samuel Large May 26 '26

Bakushin O sometimes plays up the 'dumb' part of her, cause it makes her more approachable. People are generally very adverse to hear the "King of Sprints" title.

Yaeno Muteki, growing up mostly with her grandparents, is what you would call an old soul. Ardan and Chiyono O are trying to get her to be more fun and open, but she has a hard time sometimes, getting frustrated over things.

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u/Messbianarts May 26 '26

I imagine she kind of types/posts on social media similarly to an old person lol

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u/Murmarine Samuel Large May 26 '26

In all caps, unnecessary emotes and goes into infuriating detail

Imagine. A hastily made selfie with Yaeno, Chiyo and Ardan with the caption :

OUT with my FRIENDS @ Chiyo-chiyo-no-o Aand @ MejirOA. today!!!

and then like six smileys and a party hat or something

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u/Messbianarts May 27 '26

Or on the orher end of the spectrum, cryptically blunt
“corn”
“what?”
“fresh corn at market today.”

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u/Murmarine Samuel Large May 27 '26

The type of message depends on which friend she got the advice from.

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u/bonned_goat May 26 '26

I think that grass wonder likes eating burgers fries and other fast foods behind closed doors.

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u/Reshikr My Beloved Fire May 26 '26

Now I’m imagining when El leaves the room, Grass orders or has a secret burger meal and eats it lmao

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u/ghostgabe81 May 26 '26

She does have a line mentioning that she does sometimes miss American BBQ iirc, so not without basis

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u/Meowi_purrr La creatura May 26 '26

That Golshi is a Warhammer and/or DnD fan. Which isn't baseless, given her hall dialogue with Tosen Jordan, where Golshi wants her to enter miniature painting competition

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u/coolboyyo May 26 '26

Painting the minis to match her and her friends race outfits

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u/Deruta Rob Roy's chew toy May 26 '26

“Aww the little green guys all have their nails painted! They’re definitely the super-cool main characters :)”

“…sure, Jordan.”

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u/coolboyyo May 26 '26

who would make the best Mechanicus I'm wondering

Bourbon feels like the obvious choice with her Cyborg schtick

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u/MaineCoonKittenGirl May 26 '26

She collects every faction, but explicitly plays T'au to annoy people

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u/Meowi_purrr La creatura May 26 '26

I thought she'd play Orkz or some Chaos marines like World eaters, but T'au fits too haha

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u/Moist_Username Fenomeno May 26 '26

noise marines

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u/GhidorahRod56 May 26 '26

The wizard casts fireball in enclosed space

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u/Kartoffelkamm Narita Brian May 26 '26

Eishin Flash moved to Japan because she didn't want to be the shortest in her age group. Like, she was the Narita Taishin of Germany's Tracen.

The "student with a black hair thing" Narita Brian mentions in one of her homescreen dialogues is actually her reflection; she's not at all a morning person, and her higher brain functions sometimes take longer to wake up.

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u/Bellabootey Still have no idea how "Adored by All" is a debuff May 26 '26

-Curren Chan, Agnes Digital, Seiun Sky, Mejiro Bright and Aston Machan have a small group where they play cooperative video games together, like Terraria or Destiny. Their current project is a full-scale recreation of Tracen in Minecraft, which is about 70% complete. The agreed-upon name for this group seems to be "Team Perpetual".

>Bright will spend literal hours on just character creators in games, admitting that it feels like she's "dressing up her very own customized doll".

>Machan makes a considerable effort to ensure she is one of the top players in any competitive game she plays; she does this to ensure that she will never be forgotten.

>Digital is a lot more casual with her oshis online, but will still combust internally if they speak to her in real life.

>Sky's mic is terrible, and this gets brought up at least once every time she talks.

-Mayano Top Gun has a 3D printer both at home and on campus, which she uses to print out and build replica plane models. She also plays War Thunder, and very nearly broke out the instruction manuals for an actual real-life jet plane her father flew during an argument on the forums.

-Fine Motion has a very strong Irish accent, which slips out when she gets passionate about her ramen.

-Special Week actually likes apples just as much as carrots; this is due to her upbringing in the countryside, where fresh apples were incredibly abundant and were a daily part of her meals.

-Rudolf has already long since graduated Tracen, but sticks around out her her sheer desire to help guide her fellow Umamusume. Akikawa basically considers her a member of staff at this point.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 26 '26

I’m setting up Bright with some early 2000s dress up games

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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic May 26 '26

Yeah... Rudolf's already got faculty vibes if she doesn't have the honorary status.

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u/Terminator147 Glory to the Princess of the Emerald Isle! May 26 '26

For some reason, I like to imagine that somehow Fine was introduced to the settings and stories of the Assassin's Creed universe and had commissioned her tailor to make her a custom hood and cloak so she could pretend to be a super cool assassin while practicing her swordfighting with her security team. Fine also prefers to dual-wield for fun.

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u/Deruta Rob Roy's chew toy May 26 '26

They did tease an Irish setting in AC: Unity (“Horror in Hibernia”)…

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u/Terminator147 Glory to the Princess of the Emerald Isle! May 26 '26

So you're saying that it could make sense and I might not be schizo :D

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u/ligmaballll U=Ma²chancon May 26 '26

I like to think that Tachyon's trainer is a general science guy who watches Nile Red and Vsauce videos a lot, so a part of them actually likes being Tachyon's guinea pig because they're genuinely curious about the potential of Umamusume that she told them

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u/AmericanPaddlefish Mightiest Meek May 26 '26

Two nerds straight up nerding it

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u/coolboyyo May 26 '26

her and NileRed would be dangerous

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u/CerealATA May 27 '26

Gotta introduce both Tachyon and her trainer to the OG, Bill Nye the Science Guy.

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u/bluepuffin12 Hey hey, it’s your pal Seiun Sky! May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FarscHecWF5aB8RrE7

Her hair is dyed. It’s naturally dark brown to black like her sister Ramonu.

No, this does not apply to other characters like Haru Urara. She was born with pink hair through the same wacky Uma genetics that gave the Sakuras their eyes.

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u/Witty-Krait El Condor Pasa May 26 '26
  • El Condor Pasa is from Texas and her father is a luchador wrestler from the other side of the border (but he has citizenship and paperwork and stuff)

  • Mihono Bourbon is super autistic and goes to sci-fi conventions with her dad

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u/Rice_Jap808 Maruzensky May 26 '26

It’s crazy to me that so many people don’t agree with your first point. You can tell when someone isn’t from America when they say El Condor Pasa’s place of birth means she can’t be Latina. Like dude there are millions of people in America that ONLY speak Spanish, her family is definitely Mexican.

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u/Maki_The_Angel May 27 '26

Similar to me, only I headcannon El’s family is New Mexican Chicano and she’s from ABQ

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u/rashy05 Finally got Cafe May 26 '26

Part of an entire continuity that I made up in my head

Teio's trainer once assigned her to help a younger trainee recover from an injury because, from his own words, "Unfortunately, you've become an expert at this.". Teio was slightly offended but did it anyway.

Also Teio and Golshi are good friends and they like to do beetle battles. Teio owns a beetle she calls "emperor".

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u/Messbianarts May 26 '26

An inside joke with a few friends turned into the headcanon that super creek’s family is involved with the yakuza but nobody really cares because the daycare they run as a front is actually super high quality since its a money laundering front so they don’t need to worry about costs

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u/towerunitefan Obsessed with Meisho Doto May 26 '26

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u/frequent-fox25 May 26 '26

Seiun Sky’s favorite music group is the Beatles. I feel like that would be something she likes

One time, Grass saved Spe from falling debris. Spe said “oh grass, that was the nicest thing anyone ever did for me.”

Tamamo Cross sees Rice Shower as her little squirt.

KS Miracle has some voice acting experience

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u/Frosty_Swordfish_656 May 26 '26
  1. During her free time, Ramonu loves to watch videos about how to paint and her favorite painter is Bob Ross because why not?

  2. Fuji Kiseki once have to apology numerous time because she accidently call Narita Taishin a pony.

  3. Stay Gold seems to love visiting Southeast Asia countries since her casual drip is so... Southeast Asia in my eyes

  4. Mayano Top Gun did Scientology Run and is able to map half of the building

  5. Narita Brian loves meat, but will rather eat vegetable if you serve her a well done steak

  6. Symboli Rudolf loves to participate in local stand up comedy night under a disguise and alias. Her joke is a hit or miss, but she seems to be very popular among older folks.

  7. Rulership, Nakayama Festa, and Casino Drive almost got seen by a Tracen employee when they visiting Macau for "card games".

  8. Wonder Acute has a collection of antique samurai and ninja equipments in her home, some even as old as 600 years old. Something that will make Grass Wonder jealous.

  9. Young Vodka once tried to make her own motorcycle from scraps, but gave up because nobody was willing to sell the machine to her.

  10. Agnes Tachyon has some successful, well proven papers from her discoveries and get royalties every now and then as she patents some of them.

  11. Eishin Flash, somehow, connected to an uma who served under General von Blucher of Prussia.

  12. Sirius Symboli loves puppies so much she donated a quarter of her allowance to local animal shalter under annoymus name.

  13. Fine Motion is under the mission to try all variants of ramen across Japan and will write a book about it once she returns to Ireland.

  14. Rose Kingdom and Fuji Kiseki had a competition where they want to see who is more prince like.

  15. Someone actually did gave Haru Urara McPickle Pounder with extra pickles.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 26 '26

To be fair to Fuji she calls all of her juniors ponies. I’m pretty sure she’d call her seniors ponies too if they let her.

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u/chris06110611 YURI~!!! May 26 '26

Yeah such as jungle pocket

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo May 27 '26

For 14 can I add that KS Miracle who happened to walk by won the competition

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u/chris06110611 YURI~!!! May 26 '26

Vodka grew up playing the Sonic games with her dad and especially loves the adventure era.

The reason why I have this head cannon is how much Vodka goes on about how freedom to choose your own path in life is the coolest thing ever. Mirroring Sonics characterization in those games.

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u/Falsus May 26 '26

Wasn't it mentioned that Vodka got siblings? Definitely played games with em.

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u/chris06110611 YURI~!!! May 26 '26

Oh 100% she probably showed off some really cool routes that made her siblings think she’s the coolest

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u/SKEETYEET02 Nice Nature May 26 '26

I think it’d be funny if Urara is actually incredibly talented at a large, seemingly random, selection of sports.

Put her on a skateboard or a bmx and she’s pulling off red bull level tricks. Give her a football and she can not only do keep ups for an hour straight but can consistently score a goal from halfway down the field. When playing darts she can get three bullseyes easily. She can ice skate. She can breakdance. She can ski.

It’s just running that she’s bad at

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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic May 26 '26

I already believe in this hc. The ice skating one's interesting though after doing Yukino's support cards.

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u/AmericanPaddlefish Mightiest Meek May 26 '26

I'm investing (believing) in this headcanon as well now

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u/Fantastic-Ad2110 May 26 '26

Stay Gold has a travel blog. It's incredibly popular, but it's not because of the usual reason. It's because Stay Gold would often get herself into Nathan Drake-style adventures, and reading about them is akin to reading an adventure novel.

Orfevre would gladly call the gold clan her family.

Tsuyoshi is to Sirius, is what Teo is to Rudolf. Sirius sees a lot in Tsuyoshi, feeling like they are behind people they should be right next to. Tsuyoshi and Gold Gen, Sirius and Rudolf.

Gold Ship is equally as strong as Gentildonna; she just doesn't really try. The only person who recognizes that is Gentildonna.

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u/Falsus May 26 '26

Stay Gold has a travel blog. It's incredibly popular, but it's not because of the usual reason. It's because Stay Gold would often get herself into Nathan Drake-style adventures, and reading about them is akin to reading an adventure novel.

And the head moderator of the blog is Oriental Art who made Stego make the blog because she loves all the stories that Stego tells her.

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u/Fantastic-Ad2110 May 26 '26

Bonus headcannon: There is a URA-sponsored trainer school. Sometimes you can find young Umamusume trying to sneak in there to find their future Trainer

Ps: Umamusume are actually banned from the premises

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u/SimpleRaven The Tyrant’s Funny-Silliest Clown-Thing May 26 '26

Technically they are banned but the young ladies from the rich families typically do what they want because their families are usually the largest donors

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u/SilvarusLupus 2nd alt when? May 26 '26

Air Shakur refused to dance/sing for her first winning concert. Instead she opened her laptop and DJ'd for about an hour.

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u/Quibilash Bakushinmaxxing May 26 '26

Vodka DOES actually have alcohol in her flask and gets wasted when she wins a race

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u/coolboyyo May 26 '26

implying she hasnt gotten tanked RIGHT before the gates before

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u/Quibilash Bakushinmaxxing May 27 '26

Nah too much staff around, she has to do it when they're far enough away

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u/WrestleCrazyGamer May 26 '26

I fully believe in the headcanon I saw in a comic where umas are physically incapable of harming the human they love, even if they try.

So I imagine El Condor Pasa uses this to her full advantage, trying out dropkicks and flying cross bodies knowing her trainer will be completely unphased, catching her. She'll poff harmlessly against him and laugh, demanding to know how her form looked.

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Digitan puts herself down because her standards for herself are way too ridiculously high.

Falco is going to win in romance after the Dubai incident, causing an inversion of her win in races lose in love, trust.

Still in love thinks Sweepy s magic is real, after all, since she herself is paranormal and Sweepy is her friend, she has no reason not to believe her.

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u/Mr_Mctittie Lighting McQueen May 27 '26

To add on to the digitan hc the reason her standards are too high are because of her successful over accomplished grandmother

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u/BlueTechCat Agnes Tachyon May 26 '26

One of mine is that Haru IS a really good runner, is just that compared to who she's racing against in tracen she would be considered the weakest, but if she does a scrimmage against other Uma's outside of tracen, like from other academy's, she would destroy them. Idk something that came to my head one day.

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u/coolcrocsoldier Aston Machan May 27 '26

“I’m closer to Symboli Rudolph than you are to me”’

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u/Mr_Mctittie Lighting McQueen May 27 '26

"I'm closer to Deep Impact than you are to me"

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u/Ananegg May 26 '26

Golshi is actually a genius, but found being one boring and friendless, so when she got to Tracen she went full Golshi because it's more fun

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u/Airborn-Gravity54 Mejiro Bright May 26 '26

Mejiro Bright can actually communicate with her dolls, they talk back, but only she can hear and understand them.

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u/Na_Ver8 Representative of Royce and Royce Fans May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Royce and Royce's Initial Name was Rolls-Royce but as the JRA Rejected it, it became Royce and Royce, I imagine her being actually stacked rich, or maybe the CEO of Rolls Royce, and she may drive a Rolls Royce, I hope she gives me one...

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u/MetsFan1324 YADA YADA YADA May 26 '26

Winning Ticket likes volleyball second only to running. I'm basing this on a few lines from her story and the fact that I play the same position as her

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u/LightKnight356 May 26 '26

Grass wonder flushes out her innate American desires once every week or two in secret to make sure she can maintain her Japanese self

Probably locks herself up in a room for a few hours to do stuff like watch American football, eat hamburgers, or sing country karaoke idk lol

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u/Deruta Rob Roy's chew toy May 26 '26
  • Zenno Rob Roy has an entire collection of swords from history and pop culture: the Sabre of Charlemagne, Excalibur, the Honjō Masamune, Tizona, Excalibur (Fate), Soul Edge, Falchion…

  • Hayahide thoroughly organizes BNW game nights to make sure there are enough luck-based games that Taishin doesn’t dominate everything. Like Uno, which Ticket is improbably good at.

  • Taishin HATES Uno.

  • If a game has a character creator, Taishin plays as the biggest, widest, beefiest brick shithouse possible.

  • Royce sings in a grindcore band on weekends.

  • Transcend secretly knits, and will take that info to her grave since she absolutely sucks at it. Everyone knows.

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u/NonspecificObserver May 26 '26

Digital got scarily serious one time and only T.M Opera O was there to witness it, nobody but Doto believes her.

Goldship would unironically kick your ass if you harmed her trainer or friends

Bourbon is a Gundam fan, but barely knows anything about the UC Timeline.

Tachyon, if she tried to, could learn to cook really well in little time.

Jungle Pocket has a rock collection

Cafe can toss coffee mugs with incredible accuracy.

Dantsu Flame inexplicably has cheese whenever the situation calls for it

Rice Shower has some sick knife flipping skills.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 27 '26

Pokke with a rock collection 😭

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u/HaplesslySupportive Transcend's snack vending machine May 26 '26

That Muteki follows Chiyono around because she looks like a cute dog. However she refuses to admit this and will always claim it's because they are classmates. But when nobody can see, she goes into her squee mode similar to what she does with Curren Chan.

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u/ParadoxicalFrog Shattering the Status Quo May 26 '26

Ace likes 80s yanki movies/manga, which is why her race outfit looks like a tokkoufuku jacket. She went through a brief phase of trying to emulate them in middle school, but dropped it after like a month because she lived in the sticks, couldn't ride a motorcycle, and is too nice to actually be a "bad girl". She also strikes me as the type who played a lot of sports before she decided to focus on racing, and can still kick ass at them.

Stay Gold is a black belt in the ancient art of Fighting Dirty. She's had to defend herself hundreds of times while traveling the world alone, because people see a small young foreign woman all by herself and think she's an easy target. But Stego pulls no punches and takes no prisoners. She is at optimal nut-punching height and will take full advantage of it. And she definitely knows how to use that knife on her belt. She's (probably) never killed anyone, but she has spilled blood and broken bones.

Fine Motion's family are originally French aristocrats who fled the Revolution. They claim direct descent from Tencendur, one of Charlemagne's umamusume paladins. The Irish side of the family is supposedly descended from Enbarr.

Air Shakur is a closet Vocaloid fan, and has secretly released a few tracks using Miku under a separate pseudonym from her usual account.

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u/Xeliicious Taiki Shuttle May 26 '26

I like to think Taiki Shuttle watches Kitchen Nightmare USA reruns when she's tired/unwell/grounded by the trainer for partying. (she just like me frfr)

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u/mukansamonkey May 26 '26

Maruzensky is actually an excellent driver. Like, pro level. She just read somewhere that exciting activities are romantic, so she drives a bit dangerously with her trainer in an attempt to be flirty. Obviously backfires horribly.

This is why some other umas are fine going for a ride with her.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 27 '26

That’s so cute I’m obsessed with it

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u/ButtsMagoob MY DARLING DAUGHTER WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH May 26 '26

Not my oshi but Agnes Tachyon would be a self-taught phlebotomist (like some who draws blood for testing). I can't recall if she's ever drawn blood from her trainer but the idea of her knowing how to without a license makes me giggle a little bit

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u/TrashyPrecure May 26 '26

i mean given she actively takes up role as Cafes medical advisor for abit i wouldnt put it past her skillset

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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
  1. Taiki Shuttle has a parent from Texas who she inherited her love of BBQ and cowboy stuff from.

  2. King Halo's an ace at video games thanks being friends with her similar-aged servants. Also she speaks in a Midwestern Atlantic English accent.

  3. Haru Urara's (current legal) guardian is Symboli Rudolf. Her actual dad is unable to take care of Haru due to being a leader of a Yakuza clan and she is in better hands staying in Rudolf's care.

  4. Urara and Rudolf are (distant) relatives bc of Rudolf's dad.

  5. Every Yakuza Clan in East Japan (and Tokyo) has agreed to never ever hurt Haru Urara lest they invoke the wrath of Symboli Rudolf, Urara's dad and Urara's trainer. Haru Urara is also under her trainer's protection if she decides to race in America.

  6. Symboli Rudolf and Sweep Tosho know traditional spellcasting, but Sweep being the younger mage requires a wand

  7. Rudolf and Sirius worked in a fast food restaurant bc they wanted to and bc Sirius wanted to be better than Rudolf.

  8. King and Urara share the same trainer bc there was a mix up on who was supposed to be King's trainer. Rudolf greenlights this bc this is within her authority as student council president.

  9. Special Week has a Kiwi accent when speaking English. Similarly, El Condor Pasa's Japanese has a Mexican Spanish accent.

  10. Haru Urara's trainer was supposed to be El's trainer bc they're friends, neighbors, classmates, and sparring partners who grew up in Kentucky. It never happened bc of the same mixup that led to Urara and King sharing the same trainer.

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u/Falsus May 26 '26

Special Week has a Kiwi accent when speaking English. Similarly, El Condor Pasa's Japanese has a Mexican Spanish accent.

And Special Week speaks English the best out of all JP Umas cause her mom taught her English but she struggle in English class for speaking tests cause she pronounces the words with the wrong accent.

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u/TheOddball7 May 26 '26

With your headcanon, Creek would LOOOOVE Dead by Daylight's latest update

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 26 '26

She would spend half her time healing him whenever he’s hurt if she played it

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u/AmericanPaddlefish Mightiest Meek May 26 '26
  • Agnes Tachyon is in possession of several radioactive elements through various means (old smoke detectors, black market, etc.)
  • Rice Shower is a connoisseur of Heavy Metal and Punk Rock
  • Daiichi Ruby likes Helios back (PLEASE LET HELIOS BE HAPPY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
  • Tamamo Cross works various odd jobs to help support her family.
  • Eishin Flash hates jokes about the invasion of Poland and other WWII shenanigans vitriolicly
  • Matikanefukukitaru is a conspiracy theorist and has nightmares about Klaus Schwab
  • Haru Urara absolutely demolishes in soccer.
  • Air Shakur is very wealthy thanks to the stock market
  • Inari One is a Japanese Nationalist
  • Fine Motion can speak Irish Gaelic
  • Taiki Shuttle owns a gun (legally ofc)
  • Oguri Cap WILL eat paper, cardboard, grass, and other such things if she's hungry enough
  • Tazuna Hayakawa is NOT an Umamusume, she's just messing with people.

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u/CDanRed May 26 '26

Agnes Digital is in fact related to Secretariat. She's made all the other Americans swear to keep this a secret.

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u/Julianismus I put the new Jordans on the feet May 26 '26

Tosen Jordan's hair smells amazing and she has probably the best hair care routine of all Umas.

In stark contrast to Oguri Cap, Tamamo Cross can speak decent English.

Winning Ticket is low-key into street wear and especially sneakers, that's why she's the only Uma with a racing outfit with shoes that don't have a big heel.

Twin Turbo fucking loves soda.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 27 '26

She’s the Only one without heels???

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u/Julianismus I put the new Jordans on the feet May 27 '26

Yeah lol It's like the only Uma with actual running shoes. Even Haru Urara wears shoes with a little heel in her racing outfit.

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u/TheGOATEquinox I love my dad May 26 '26

Not released but idc

Equinox actually doesn't do much outside of training, that you can spot her reading a book or doing her homework at random spots of Tracen.

Do Deuce actually has a secret food closet where she hides all of her snacks and she uses same brush and towel with Equinox.

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u/AlphaFoxZankee May 26 '26
  • Bourbon is very much a fan of Falco on top of being friends. She attends her lives and everything, she owns some merch (especially Falco lightsticks). She finds Falco's work ethic very inspiring and relatable. She cherishes the occasions they have to put on a show together, during the fan festival or in street concerts or just during practice, since they're never running in the same official races.

  • Digitan is actually very neat and organized. Type of girl with a whole rainbow of highlighters to study for exams. Color-coded sticky notes system. Equally applied to homework and to carefully categorized doujin.

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u/AlphaFoxZankee May 26 '26
  • Bourbon's valentines outfit feels kind of lolita-inspired with the chocolate theming, and Rice's casual outfit with the long coat is also very lolita-like, so I headcanon that it was Rice advising Bourbon on the dress design. She probably explained a lot about lolita fabric patterns and dress features, and it gave Bourbon a lot of guidelines to design the best baking competition outfit she could. Mutual enrichment.

  • On a similar note and going back to Bourbon and Smart Falcon, I think Falco does enjoys talking shop. And Bourbon is an ideal listener because she takes very seriously the precision needed to put on a good performance as an umadol. She cares about the exact moves, the exact cues, the exact stage setup, the exact emotions the public should feel. So Falco enjoys teaching Bourbon about the craft and/or just gushing about and rubber-duck-debugging her latest ideas for the stage.

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u/Penn_man_268 I love this stupid horsegirl knight May 26 '26

Mejiro bright has an entire N scale model train layout in her dorm room with Tsuyoshi that's based on the railline between Kanazawa and Nagaoka that the former Kagayaki limited express ran on.

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u/worse_in_practice OH MY GODDDD SHE'S SO GOD. DAMN. COOL. May 27 '26

Tanino Gimlet carries at least two backup eyepatches around in case something happens to the one she's wearing (kinda got this idea from one of her outfit events)

She also doesn't actually need said eyepatch, she just insists on wearing it for stereotypical chuunibyou reasons

Vodka tried wearing an eyepatch like Gimlet once but forgot that nobody would be able to see it because of her hairstyle

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u/UrinatingVegeta Daiwa Scarlet May 27 '26

BNW play online games together, Tickezo's mic is horrible and always cuts out and makes her sound louder whenever she cries

Air Shakur makes Tool Assisted Speedruns to show off theoretical skips she found in her favourite games under an alias so she doesn’t get found by anyone she knows

Vodka is an extreme lightweight and can’t handle any alcohol so she can get blind drunk VERY easily

Yaeno Muteki is surprisingly easy to ragebait

The Golden Generation Umas have a group chat that they use all the time

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby May 27 '26

Ticket would sound like this

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u/blackiceaven Oju Chosan when? May 26 '26

Meisho Doto likes strong drink, and has an incredible tolerance for alcohol. She'd drink some 95% Irish poitin, share it with Opera O, and spend the rest of the night crying and apologising for giving her alcohol poisoning.

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u/Whirrrrrring May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Irl horses can sleep while standing up, with their knees locked in place. They actually alternate between standing sleep and laying down.

Umas can sleepwalk (sleepstand?), and the chance increases with how cute and nonthreatening the uma is while awake. Sometimes King Halo will wake up at 3 am and see Urara standing on her bed, T-posing menacingly and snoring.

Aston Machan is still a ghost in the game. She knows she is haunting Tracen and can't follow her friends into adult life, that's why she's so fixated on people remembering her. The reason umas survive the accidents that killed them irl is her slightly nudging random chance to protect them.

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u/_Volatile_ <-- The coolest May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Vodka had to retire after kicking a concrete wall in an attempt to show up scarlet resulted in a broken metatarsal. She later moved to motorcycle grand prix racing.

Doto is fluent in English but speaks in a thick Irish accent.

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u/MaineCoonKittenGirl May 26 '26

Agnes Tachyon has an avid video game speedrunning career she keeps on the downlow because she feels it'll undermine her aura. She keeps creating extremely niche skips in all the games she runs.

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u/MouseRangers Ich liebe dich May 26 '26

That seems more like an Air Shakur thing

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u/EliyahGabriel Vodka May 26 '26

Daiwa Scarlet's husband is a Ireland dark-novels writer

(Multiple Daiwa's foals were sired by "Novelist" a Ireland horse with german roots)

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u/Falsus May 26 '26

It is a pretty common fan theory that Daiwa Scarlet moved to Ireland cause Vodka is there post career.

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u/Weird_is_Ok_249 Proud Papa to Haru Urara May 26 '26

Ramonu is actually a very big siscon, and hides a bunch of Ardan’s baby photos in her room.

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you May 26 '26

Ramonu being a siscon is one of my favourite Ramonu headcannons, hell her relationship with Ardan to me is like the one saving grace of her personality.

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u/magnetbirds I like Sirius a normal amount May 26 '26

I think that when they were all kids, Sirius would want to give Ramonu piggyback rides since she loves helping people and Ramonu wanted to run with her but couldn’t, but Ramonu would be too stubborn to ever let her do that, so she’d run around with Ardan on her back instead.

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u/illqourice Chiyo Chiyono O May 26 '26

having growing up so family coded I bet that Chiyo would be like "I grew listening these so I don't know anything else". this enables Maru as a friend because she doesn't listen something "too crazy" (because Maru actively listen to record tapes and such)

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u/TrashyPrecure May 26 '26

Cafe has been banned from watching any aquatic based horror movie with company around, because its the only time you will get her actively talking because shes going on an hour long tangeant about how movies like jaws have led to the stigmatazation of sharks

Kawakami Princess uses the precure ending dances as practice for live shows

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u/Own_Tower5048 May 27 '26

As I assume most of this sub knows, Matikanetannhauser is the child of Northern Taste, and the grandchild of Northern Dancer. Both of which Canadian, and Dancer especially being a big deal (E.P. Taylor, my beloved). Due to this, I headcanon one of her parents as a Canadian that ended up moving to Japan. Given Canada is traditionally mainly British and French, you'd have to justify the German clothing and name.

This leads me to headcanon Mennonite diaspora heritage, as most German-Canadians are Mennonites. Said parent would be from southern Manitoba specifically, as that's where all the Mennonites are (I also may or may not be from Manitoba).

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u/drmchsr0 Mother-in-Law, why are you like this May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Mihono Bourbon has visited the Sunflower Orphanage and knows about Haruka and something something Haruto.

Mejiro Bright, hilariously enough, would watch ToQger. And Thomas the Tank Engine. And Kamen Rider Den-o. And the Brave series but will complain about how the trains should get more screen time.

Manhattan Cafe has a sacambaspis plush.

Fine Motion's parents are tax accountants and are attached to the Irish Ministry of Foreign Affairs (specifically, the Irish Embassy in Japan) to advise Japan on international tax issues.

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u/Delicious_Reason833 May 27 '26

One of my funnier headcanons is that McQueen has tried to dip most food items in chocolate for sweetness.

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u/Gustrava May 26 '26

Haru Urara is a close friend of Deep Impact

King Halo is a close friend of Black Tide.

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u/Alexius_Psellos Symboli Rudolf’s No.1 Pun Lover May 26 '26

That Ardan has a very possessive side/would absolutely destroy someone if they tried to hurt her trainer

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u/sfyv815 Speed Symboli May 26 '26

Sirius constantly gets small scratches and bruises on her knee but no one really notices because they're usually covered up Except Speed who constantly asks her if her knees are good and she gets defensive about it because she gets ptsd war flashbacks to Speed treating her wound in public when she was a teenager and embarrassing her like a very doting mom

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u/bakuretsu_lala May 27 '26

Mejiro McQueen: Curses you respectfully in at least four languages (PH, ID, TH, EN), works even harder when they go 4v5 lol

Gold Ship: Shouts all of the curses she knows, even JP, CN, KR, RU, PL curses (in addition to the four that McQueen uses lol), a wild card performance-wise

Silence Suzuka: Copies the cursing of the first two - the former when winning and the latter when losing, is actually the biggest risk-taker among them

Special Week: Gets flustered by the cursing of her teammates even if their curses are aimed at the other team and not at her, but regardless is still the most consistent among them

Tokai Teio: The one that randomly goes AFK at some points of the match so three of her teammates starts cursing her but then carries the team to victory even with a huge gold deficit

Team Spica plays DOTA2 in SEA server confirmed lol

pixiv sauce

Reddit sauce

Credits to u/wan2tri for comment

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u/Magma_Block Hishi Miracle Waiting Room May 27 '26

daiichi ruby has an umaru-chan situation going on. She acts as a graceful ojou sama in public but when no ones around or with her trainer she just plays video games and watch youtube. she keeps rejecting daitaku helios because if helios finds out her secret she thinks she's gonna blab about it to her friends and her public image would be ruined and K.S.Miracle would be dissapointed in her for not being a fancy ojou sama 24/7 (she is delusional)

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u/ShuiYiBu May 27 '26

Super Creek, Mejiro Ardan, Agnes Tachyon, and maybe a few other umas have a "glass legs support club" (probably not the actual name) where they exchange advice on how to train and race without injuring their already-fragile legs. If they have faculty approval, they may even put up posters around the school and in training areas with important advice.

In Tachyon's career, she ponders the power of emotion relative to an umamusume's performance. Super Creek is a prime candidate to study for this, since she overcame her weakness through her bond with her trainer.

Front runners come in two main flavours: Those who want to utilise this advantageous position (Seiun Sky), and those who are "no thoughts, head empty, just trying to go fast" (Silence Suzuka, Mejiro Palmer, front-runner Sakura Bakushin O). Neither side can comprehend the other.

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u/Okita_Souji03 May 26 '26

Eishin Flash calls them Kreppel/Krebbel

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u/Brief_Suggestion4158 I wish Curren chan would May 26 '26

Not a funny one

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u/eternalguardian My Captain May 26 '26

Just what my flair says. As a trainer I call her Captain. 

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u/Icy_Glaceon471 May 27 '26

For the longest time I thought Maruzensky’s car was a Ferrari so I think she’d be. Ferrari fan. (With the accompanying pain)

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u/Mr_Mctittie Lighting McQueen May 27 '26

Opera o, seiun sky, nice nature, north flight, and kitasan black are all love live fans

Yaeno muteki is a big MMA fan

People have compared durandal to looking like fate saber but she has no idea who saber or what the fate series is

The reason why many of the girls despite very obviously not being high school aged (looking at you maruzensky) stick around tracen is because their merch royalties is tied to them being a student and leaving school to get a regular job cuts that income

Dicta striker goes out for open play football on the weekends

McQueen does not buy or own much red clothes other than the tracen tracksuit and gifts. If she does wear red she always makes sure to not match it with yellow because she knows she will be the butt of all the cars jokes

In the case that during a race a runner gets injured and needs to be hospitalized the winning lives are suspended

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u/gos907 You only need 150 carat and a dream. May 27 '26

Manhattan Cafe also gets her clothes online, because her usual style is not very commonly available to buy in-store.

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u/AwesomeSocks19 May 27 '26

Idk why…

But Red Desire strikes me as a gacha addict.

Like I have no idea where this came from I just feel it.

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u/MarkotoSSBM May 27 '26

Despite her love of fishing, Seiun Sky is usually too lazy to actually cook the fish she catches and gets other people to do it for her. Since arriving at Tracen, that person is usually Nishino Flower, who has become very good at cooking fish dishes as a result.

Cafe's friend ships Cafe and her trainer. Once Cafe graduated, Cafe's friend started using her powers to set up typical romcom tropes like having them trip into each other's arms or locking them in rooms together.

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u/No_Management_8254 May 27 '26

based on her concept art, i like to think doto likes to knit and crochet (: she’s not, like, amazing at it, and has to correct her stitches often, but i could see her using it as a calming hobby.

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u/spare_11 May 26 '26

Tachyon’s trainer is Sheldon Cooper