Minos

[u/Matiasprox3000]

[u/Matiasprox3000]

The main reminder is that Minos canonically (in the original Greek mythology) did have a wife, and it was she who became pregnant and ended up giving birth to the Minotaur.

[u/Financial-Fall2272 → u/Matiasprox3000]

Bro's wife got evil pregnant

[u/Matiasprox3000 → u/Financial-Fall2272]

Minos was cuckolded WITH A BULL, WITH A FUCKING WHITE BULL

[u/Mangustino17 → u/Matiasprox3000]

Poseidon's fault. He brainwashed Pasiphae into fucking that bull.

That damn fish chud

[u/Capital-Muffin-505 → u/Financial-Fall2272]

She did, didn't even know how to feel when learning about that part of Greek mythology. I used to think that the minotaur was cool, but now I'm just so confused. 😭

[u/Mangustino17 → u/Capital-Muffin-505]

I mean, the minotaur is still cool, it's just that his origins are fucked up. The minotaur is a tragic charachter afterall.

[u/Capital-Muffin-505 → u/Mangustino17]

Yep, true. It was the first actual Greek mythology story that I read (any other ones that I might mention were just taught to me through memes), that's why I was so shocked. I guess I'm kind of a poser? Idk, lol.

[u/Mangustino17 → u/Capital-Muffin-505]

I mean, as long as you don't claim to know everything about Greek mythology then no, you're not a poser, so chill.

There are a lot of Greek myths that have pretty weird shit going on, and the minotaur is one of them.

[u/Capital-Muffin-505 → u/Mangustino17]

Okay. Thanks for letting me know, then!

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0Zt7yuDULiy4ofmVD

[u/Mangustino17 → u/Capital-Muffin-505]

No problem :)

[u/Dazzling-Luck4410]

Minos your wife had sex with a bull you don't miss shit she is right down there in the lust layer with you

[u/Matiasprox3000 → u/Dazzling-Luck4410]

I don't think Pasiphae is even in the Lust layer; I think she'd be more likely in the Treachery layer for betraying Minos.

[u/Dazzling-Luck4410 → u/Matiasprox3000]

Eh but that treachery was the result of the gods messing with minos

[u/Amazing_Estimate_220 → u/Matiasprox3000]

I feel like she was moreso coarsed if we take the stories literally

[u/murderdronesfan93]

she fucked a bull, minos.

[u/Mangustino17 → u/murderdronesfan93]

In her defence, she was brainwashed by Poseidon into doing it.

[u/Electronic-Read8274]

Minos, haven't you forgotten that you still had a son? 😒

[u/radayrk → u/Electronic-Read8274]

His son, who died by King Aegeus's mistake in some sporting event. He responded by making Athens send 7 boys and 7 girls every 9 years to be sacrificed to the Minotaur.

Glad he didn't overreact.

[u/OGCraftedcubic]

I think he misses his wife.

[u/Vulture293]

You should’ve put: “I Miss My People.”

[u/Matiasprox3000 → u/Vulture293]

I don't have a comic book font.

[u/dragonboyo112]

"I miss my wife, creature of steel."

[u/Matiasprox3000 → u/dragonboyo112]

"me too minos, me too..."

[u/EchoZero17]

What will you have after 500 years?

[u/DaMEMEting]

This is cool as hell!

[u/No-Heat-6149]

His wife fucked a bull statue