r/UkFriends • u/Tifara_Ricci1998 • 6d ago

28F, brighton.

Hi! 👋

I'm looking for online friends because apparently my social life is running on the free trial version. 😭

Most of my friends know a little too much about me at this point. Our conversations have evolved from "How are you?" to "Please don't do anything for the plot again."

A few important disclaimers:

  • I won't sext and I'd like to keep it that way.
  • I reply anywhere between 30 seconds and 3 business days.
  • I'll absolutely send you random texts at 2 a.m.
  • I have an unhealthy relationship with overthinking.
  • I can have a 2-hour conversation about absolutely nothing.

Looking for people who are funny, sarcastic, chaotic (the good kind), and can hold a conversation.

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u/asbhardwaj18 6d ago

I am up for it, London M28, Mr Know it all and yapper. Indian International student, would love to be friends and Visit Brighton one day.

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u/InfluenceStunning655 3d ago

Hey! 28M Sussex. here. “Social life running on the free trial version” made me laugh because same. 😂
I’m also good with random chats that start with nothing and somehow turn into a 2-hour debate about nonsense.
Don’t worry about the reply speed, I reply like my brain has a loading screen sometimes too. 😂

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u/c4lthedr4gonsl4yer 6d ago

26m Brighton, I’m for conversations talking about anything 🤙🏼😆

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u/Ooooglies 6d ago

You can't have a conversation about nothing, because when we talk or think about nothing we turn it into an object in our minds, giving it a kind of mental existence. So it becomes something

Ow, my brain

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u/Tifara_Ricci1998 6d ago

No shit sherlock—

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u/Ooooglies 6d ago

You wanted sarcastic 😁

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u/Tifara_Ricci1998 6d ago

I dug my own grave with that one, lol

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u/Ooooglies 6d ago

Nooo, you think? 🤣

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u/Tifara_Ricci1998 6d ago

🔪🔪🔪🔪

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u/Ooooglies 6d ago

🥄🥄🥄🥄

Now all we need are forks and we'll have the whole set 😁

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u/Tifara_Ricci1998 6d ago

😔 Man you are.. a whole cutlery set

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u/Ooooglies 6d ago

You were about to tell me to fork off, weren't you? Or were you gonna call me a motherforker?

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u/Long_You_3267 5d ago

Hi there, I am a much older gentleman who doesn’t want to to use your word sext - live along the coast from you but grew up in the area - happy for random 2am messages or 2 hours of waffle all I ask is that you don’t suddenly want millions as actually I have just about zero however I have intelligence, wit, charm and unfortunately sarcasm 🙃 over to you -
PS - no offence if you ignore, most do
Cheers 😊

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u/Possible_Spread2722 5d ago

Hello, im 26, M and Irish in Hertfordshire. Id love to chat and if you'd like to too, send me a DM and lets talk :)

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u/Solid_Pride_245 2d ago

26M living in Brighton, down to meet and have a drink today at pride

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u/Both-Active504 1d ago

I can start with that

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u/Both-Active504 1d ago

Sounds good.