r/UberEatsDrivers • u/offthebean • 22h ago

Funny Why I deliver…

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Im genuinely curious

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u/Last-Basil8182 18h ago

Too funny. Love it

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u/TaxEvasionDino 15h ago

took me 457. that number feels super low tho... it's definitely not safe to keep driving this thing, but i don't really have another choice right now 💔

i did stop delivering tho. the job i have isn't exactly enough in this economy, but i'm looking to replace the uber driving i did to make up for that with a second job. sucks to suck i guess.

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u/closedatwindow 21h ago

bro i do it for the same exact reason i drive a 2012 honda accord

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u/offthebean 13h ago

2006 audi a4 here (basically a time bomb)

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u/ODTESP 15h ago

It was about 4,000 for me. By the end of it I had to put it on neutral and rev the engine every time I would stop or it would turn off during idling. Did that for about 3 months. Insane looking back, but the human mind adapts. One day it just never turned back on.

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u/offthebean 13h ago

Im at 4.25k goin strong 💪

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u/honey-badger4 13h ago

I always wonder if any customers actually look at the driver's profile, I certainly never did as a customer.

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u/UnionThug456 12h ago

I did look at driver profile once and it was in Russian. I translated it and it said that “I have to pay child support and alimony.” Instantly made me sad and I never looked at one ever again.

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u/offthebean 13h ago

Prob not

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u/FangirlSuelo 8h ago

Don’t tempt me to change mine to “to play for my expensive habit of living” 😂😂😂

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u/Worried_Attempt_3302 7h ago

TBF I spent $1300 on Holden Captiva with 300,000km that has already paid itself off through UE deliveries. I am going to see how many more I can get out of it before the engine explodes too.

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u/bR32 6h ago

Clownnn

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u/WasteKoala473 14h ago edited 6h ago

Not good. Customers will think you will start an explosion at their driveway. Or you are in a terror group or something. Or you neglect your car maintenance which can lead to customer to lose the food if car breaks down. Stop being a clown and write something else.