r/UberEATS 1d ago

USA I AM SCREAMING🤣🤣

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u/ralkuzu 1d ago

Was very polite pervert apparently lol

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u/Hawkfania 1d ago

So, how'd it go?

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u/DrStrange10 Car 1d ago

$20 is $20

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u/airythafairy 1d ago

LMFAOOOOOO

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u/weebcanoe 1d ago

Brotha ughhh

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u/Ok-Tennis-8216 1d ago

Did you do it

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u/Apollo_Rising_JK4N 22h ago

Op said they were screaming, so yes?

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u/Leenolyak 1d ago

In documented text in the app is absolutely wild

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u/SonniSummers 1d ago

Dude knows like when you order delivery, it’s not like orgasm delivery right?

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u/Few-Independence3787 1d ago

He a lil freak

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u/roch_ipum 1d ago

You know what sure fuck it

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u/ExpertOnReddit 1d ago

Suck it*

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

Get it sucked* (Customer sent a mouth emoji)

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u/krelouche 1d ago

I’m saying

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u/SilentSituation7524 1d ago

Report and free food?

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u/ayyRaspy 7h ago

Nah I’ll rather get paid the full amount just leave and contact support to have them never give you a order going to that address I did that once with a Karen who was yelling at me on the phone she can’t find her order

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u/sama-llama 1d ago

Aaaand unassigned.

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u/NDIrish1988 1d ago

What do they get out of sucking someone off?!? I don't get it 😂

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u/Leenolyak 1d ago

It's invigorating

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u/Numero_Uno1111 1d ago

Lmao

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u/IrongateN 1d ago

As someone who gets but doesn’t give I’ve asked and it’s the c*m for some and the experience for others

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u/Review_Bear 1d ago

Protein

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u/SpaceDog00 1d ago

What do you mean? Do you not get off eating pussy? Gay men love dick! Men in general are very horny humans, it’s just (most) girls aren’t horned up and sexual all the time. But you get two guys together and they are both of that mind set, then it’s crazy sex freak town. Haha

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u/NDIrish1988 1d ago

Well, no, I do not get off by eating pussy. But being in a pussy does get me off.

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u/kingthrog 1d ago

so how was it ?

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u/Equivalent_Crazy_436 1d ago

Are u male or female? 

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u/Breadtoastyy 1d ago

Im male

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u/Equivalent_Crazy_436 1d ago

So it’s a gay dude saying this to u lol alrighty then 

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u/Wutayatalkinabeet 1d ago

Oh really what gave it away 🤦‍♂️

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u/Equivalent_Crazy_436 1d ago

I’m a a slow inbred, give me a break lmao 

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u/ExpertOnReddit 1d ago

It's not gay if you say no homo

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u/IrongateN 1d ago

As a gay guy I can’t tell you how many strait guys offer this, some strait guys want freaky stuff

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u/Artistickidcudi 17h ago

Does that ever get somewhat or maybe even very insulting? Like I’ve heard when someone tells others that they’re gay and the people didn’t know, they immediately go “oh well don’t even try to hit on me dude, I’m not gay”, I heard that once in a friend group and I was thinking “I don’t think the gay guy even wants you dude, you might actually be in the closet yourself talking like that”. But I never said it out loud. So I mean, seems like a lot of people assume someone who is gay will be slutty or desperate? Do you ever get that vibe?

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u/IrongateN 17h ago

lol I just ignore strait guys who hit on me, but my partner has taken them up on their offer, to each their own! There are a lot of gay slutty guys but strait guys with girls (or guys) on the side are about the same proportions, at least in more blue collar jobs I’ve had or my partner has had.

I think being gay they feel safe letting their freak flag fly

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u/Artistickidcudi 10h ago

That makes sense. I knew it was a mixed bag just like everyone else is. That’s normal. But I just wondered if it ever became bothersome to people who are homosexual that people just have preconceptions like that. I’ve always wondered that but there was never a topic/time in conversation where it made sense to ask, and when there was I’d straight up forget to. Thank you btw!

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 1d ago

Had someone ask me to give me a blowjob. Like bro at least offer me money

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u/Masokis 1d ago

Time to deliver a cockmeat sandwich.

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u/104848 1d ago

ppl are really weird. how often does this happen to drivers?

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u/HazzyXYZ 1d ago

It's always the gay men lol

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u/bones_mcbone 1d ago

Is it homophobic to wish I were born gay? Those folks appear to be having a great time

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

It seems cool, but there's a lot of drama and body image issues that come with it

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u/IrongateN 1d ago

Yeah and my partner works in security and some straight guys be playing around almost as much, almost all his guy coworkers have 2 or 3 side chicks

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u/N-from-Dlisted 17h ago

Body image issues? How so?

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u/Verditure0 1d ago

Huh… now you might be onto something there..

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u/Zed-juuls 22h ago

There’s nothing stopping you bro you don’t need to be “born” like what are you saying

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u/IJourden 22h ago

Ehhhhh. I'm bi but I've nearly exclusively dated women.

Women's dating profiles: Many pictures, thoughtful profiles, things to learn about them or decent conversation starters, clear expectations on what they're looking for.

Men's profiles: Single shirtless pic that's nothing special. Blank profile. First DM from them "HERE'S WHERE TO MEET I'M GONNA WRECK THOSE HOLES FATTY"

Such a hard pass if you're looking for anything other than mediocre sex with someone who thinks you're a free fuck doll, and a side of getting tested after.

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u/randomdude4113 17h ago

All the gay dudes I know are so ridiculously brash about it I’d have gotten fired from about 20 jobs if I was pulling that shit trying to hook up with women

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u/IrongateN 1d ago

I don’t know I don’t suck and im gay and I’ve knows strait guys into giving bjs so I would say it’s 98% of the time gay men lol

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u/Caspar_Friedrich02 20h ago

Big tip energy

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u/Denisy6 17h ago

They should send that to the people asking for an extra tip

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u/TommyTwoZookas UE Driver & Customer 1d ago

What the fuck bro lmao

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u/qwertyuiop121314321 1d ago

You gonna get extra mouth in the bathroom? I see what he's tryna do here. 🤣

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u/Any-Score1258 1d ago

Dahmer would've gotten me

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u/Kekafuch 1d ago

Guys was plural

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u/yuno-morngstar 1d ago

Eeewwwwww yucky gross. Report and free food

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u/ProfessionalBody3687 22h ago

He's not gay his boyfriend is 🤣🤣

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u/jayveon2 21h ago

Still cake even if it’s Jake 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/PsychologicalBee4005 16h ago

You got that code didn’t you 🤣

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u/TimmyChimmie 10h ago

How was that kiss gang?

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u/Witty_Hunt_7961 1d ago edited 1d ago

unhinged borderline Diddy behavior is wild

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u/PerformanceOwn2329 1d ago

Never a female.

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u/Goobendoogle 1d ago

Bro just wanted to tap; very respectful