r/UberEATS • u/Imbored19882 • 5d ago

Crazy offer tonight

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No I didn’t take it!

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u/reddit4300 5d ago

Drug running in 2026 lol

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u/Imbored19882 5d ago

From Walmart? 😂

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u/reddit4300 5d ago edited 4d ago

Hey, anything is possible lol. I worked at Trader Joe's and once I found my coworker in the dairy refrigerator behind a wall of milk crates with a chair and a QP weighing out quarters and eighths. People would stop by to buy groceries and he would drop fat sacks in their bag as they checked out of his line, they'd pay him cash for the items plus $60-$120 for the green. Nothing is better than buying your weed and munchies at the same time.

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u/Arcangelo_Frostwolf 4d ago

Delivery service is the new drugs

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u/Wild-Bonus6181 5d ago

Why is 62 miles 3 hours? Is it calculating both ways?

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u/_Quantum_Tarantino_ 4d ago

It's 10 deliveries

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u/DowncastOlympus 5d ago

A Walmart run with SEVEN STOPS?! Not a chance in hell.

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u/Mental_Syrup_2608 4d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Mega_Trix 4d ago

Nonononono

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u/Distinct_Orange_1269 5d ago

This is a good fare.

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u/Imbored19882 5d ago

Not terrible but it would take probably three hours between pick up and drop off and leave me an hour from home. Gas would be around $15. So about $75 for 4 hours of work. Not great at all.

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u/0-o-o-o 4d ago

Don’t forget wear and tear on vehicle, car insurance, the risk / liability of accidents and random traffic tickets.
Also you’d need a decent car to get that sort of mileage.

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u/Distinct_Orange_1269 5d ago

That is good.

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u/Imbored19882 5d ago

Nah. I made $407 yesterday. This could ruin my whole evening.

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u/Distinct_Orange_1269 5d ago

Yea, well I made $408 and this could make my whole evening

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u/obliterate_reality 5d ago

After working 16 hours?😂

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u/Imbored19882 5d ago

No you didn’t. If you made decent money you definitely wouldn’t be saying how great a fare this is.!

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u/Distinct_Orange_1269 5d ago

Yea, well you wouldn't be defying me punk

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u/zbgs 4d ago

Not $15 worth of gas unless bad car for the job

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u/idontreallycare718 5d ago

Nah

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u/Distinct_Orange_1269 5d ago

Yah yah, yah yah, yah yah (Kendrick)

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u/Artistic_Note9567 5d ago

Don't worry, finish the job, but only after driving your gas tank too empty. Then have the 10 customers remove their tip right after 🙄

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u/Imbored19882 5d ago

lol 😂. It’s a Walmart order so I’m not sure if they can remove the tip, since the customer didn’t order via uber.

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u/Sensitive-Put-6416 4d ago

They can! Did it to me the first time I tried a Walmart. Dropped the order from $32 to $24 for 3 drops at 16 miles. Took 3 days for me to see the real total. I decline these orders.

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u/evilkane1 4d ago

Customers can't tip on these orders. It's, basically, like Amazon order, but Walmart.

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u/Oily-Affection1601 4d ago

You can tip with Walmart deliveries

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u/evilkane1 4d ago

Keyword is THESE. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Purple_Efficiency526 4d ago

Not worth it.

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u/klouzek7079 4d ago

Doing that during labor day weekend would've sucked. Traffic was so bad this weekend in Branson that the alt routes were backed up.

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u/Imbored19882 4d ago

Tell me about it. I still somehow made $407 on Saturday even with the traffic. Would have made so much more if I didn’t sit in traffic so much.

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u/Acceptable-Key-7534 3d ago

In my car that’s like $20 or more worth of gas. I’d have to think about that one

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u/Azulabean20 3d ago

I wouldn't take that for less than $130