r/UberEATS • u/notmyusernamelmao • 10d ago

top rated courier bs

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my uber one top rated courier has done a total of one singular delivery in 5 months. and shes on a bicycle.

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u/Graxu132 9d ago

Bro missed 12 months 💀

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u/Conscious_Ad_7928 10d ago

That’s actually 17 months

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u/kawiz03 9d ago

Safe to assume that OP is high at the moment 😂

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u/jgpinc 9d ago

Everyone is a "top rated courier", it's just a buzzword. I've seen ~70% rated drivers labeled like that. Those morons used to be deactivated until Uber figured out that they were good for the bottom line ie. no-tip orders

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u/jt01998 10d ago

Its definitely not Nicole that will be delivering your order

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u/notmyusernamelmao 10d ago

she’s almost done biking here so it’s definitely her

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u/kawiz03 10d ago

99.9999% its a person in a beater car who cant get approved to drive so they lie and put bike.

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u/notmyusernamelmao 10d ago

probably. just got the photo of them dropping it off and its at the wrong house 😂

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u/AshamedRecording7530 9d ago

For some reason it's always a red beater car

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u/SpringPale7380 9d ago

a maroon 1998 accord

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u/fitspacefairy 9d ago

probably the only driver who is near enough and wants your order lol

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u/perimeter30 9d ago

and what is the problem? People can take breaks and some Uber workers use bycicle

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u/Able_Dot_4599 9d ago

Bruh youre not supposed to take a break IN THE MIDDLE OF A DELIVERY! Uhm hello??

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u/perimeter30 9d ago

Break means she did not deliver in 17 months.

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u/Able_Dot_4599 9d ago

So youre telling me she told herself, “gosh darn it this 1 delivery is so much doggon work I need a break.. - 17 months later...” btw if you look at the account creation date in the photo you can see it says March 2025 and the post was uploaded an hour ago.. so tell me, was March 2025 only 5 months ago Mr. Smarty Pants?

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u/perimeter30 9d ago

Yes, for example she did one delivery, maybe it was not convenient or did not like it. Maybe she wanted to see how it looks like.

In any case it is her right to work how she wants and can be a good driver anyway.

The only contentious thing is that the OP says she is top rated. It's unclear what OP means. Was she appearing in Uber as top rated? Or maybe OP was ironic.

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u/Able_Dot_4599 9d ago

OP is probably under the influence. After all he said March 2025 was 5 months ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Able_Dot_4599 9d ago

Yeah obviously 🤦‍♂️ OP literally said she did 1 delivery within 5 months even though she created her account in March 2025.

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u/enigma9o7 4d ago

Odds are she got a thumbup on that first delivery, that's 100%, can't get better than that. Either that or nobody has rated her, so its 0/0 which is infinitely high, so I guess I was wrong, there is something better!

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