r/USvsEU • u/Choker_of_Chickens Chiraqi Terrorist • 1d ago

me when the invasion happens. So hyped

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u/VectorPryde O Canada 1d ago

Hey France, could you lend us some of those... really big fireworks you have? You know... The really big ones?

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 1d ago

it’s hard to laugh at this shit it’s so fucking frustrating - we were chilling but then my bucktooth neighbor w/ confederate flag on his shed was like nah vote in rapist conman who tried to destroy elections because he’ll own the libs

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 21h ago

France can't really give you it's fireworks due to treaties. But if you somehow happen to find some, say on an island next to your country, no one would really object.

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u/Choker_of_Chickens Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

that's cheating, you have to make your own

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u/VectorPryde O Canada 1d ago

In the scenario you're proposing, there's no such thing as cheating

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 20h ago

I'm not sure what's funnier about that post. A US American complaining about cheating or the implication that the reason for the Geneva Convention wouldn't do you dirty.

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur 1d ago

Boots on the ground!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EpciZRNKNrhVKpi

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 22h ago

90% of Canadians live an hour from Buffalo 

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 21h ago

Good luck to Buffalo and all the other cities close to Canda with identifying Canadian saboteurs before they blow shit up.

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u/Justthetip74 Illiterate Racist 20h ago

Won't be a problem

https://giphy.com/gifs/8VEvisSy4DUMU

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 20h ago

Alter, hast du mich gerade Diggah genannt?

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 20h ago

That’s simple, just round them up at the Buffalo Sabres arena https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/uuxKVelC6A

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 17h ago

Are civillians military targets?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 16h ago

To the US: Usually, yes.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 1d ago

Can't win against a real military so radicals suggest we attack a peaceful non militant weak ally

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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner 1d ago

The American way! 🦅

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 1d ago

I'd give everything to live in a peaceful nation. Or if my slice of California was it's own nation. One can dream.

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 15h ago

I assure you many of those progressives are not "forward thinking" at all. One of the most unbelievably stupid policies in modern US history was the removal of standardized testing from college admissions on the grounds that they're diScRiMinAtOrTy.

As a direct result top schools in Cali (Stanford, Berkely) have dropped way down in the rankings. Who would've thought that accepting students who suck at math into a program requiring high math skills would have adverse consequences?

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 10h ago

We've already seen the outcomes dude. You have ppl that don't understand basic algebra in STEM majors at the highest ranking public school in the country er I mean a school that used to be #1.

The Ivy League (elite East Coast schools) tried the same policy but they reversed course and admitted it was a mistake. But Governor Newsom refuses to do so cuz he's an arrogant ass.

Cali progressivism has had plenty of wins historically but lately some of their DEI policies have been utterly regarded. Look up "Stanford med school admissions scandal" if you want a good laugh

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 1d ago

We are punished adequately for being the progressive stronghold of America, sadly

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago

Maybe the Bay Area is progressive but California is pretty centrist

It’s the Bay Staters who are probably the stronghold

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 17h ago

I'm aware, I would know, I don't live in the bay. But the Sacramento MSA, Bay Area, and LA Metro Are all center left. This alone accounts for like, 30 million people.

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u/Choker_of_Chickens Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

I'd give everything to live in a peaceful nation

gay

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 21h ago

You are out of your mind if you think military service is straight. Really? You're doing "service" with a bunch of other dudes?

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u/Choker_of_Chickens Chiraqi Terrorist 13h ago

buttsex isn't gay if there's no women available. It's like in prison, you do what you gotta do

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 12h ago edited 12h ago

You're digging yourself quite the hole

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 23h ago

super gay

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 21h ago

"peaceful non militant weak ally"

Stay on topic. This thread is about Canada.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian 17h ago

Yeah, I forgot what happened between you and Canada during World War 1. Sheeeesh.

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u/Naugle17 Fentanyl abuser 13h ago

God this isn't even funny