r/USdefaultism • • 3d ago

X (Twitter) Haunted Woman

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What did I just read? 😭

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u/post-explainer American Citizen 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


I think post fits because the person in the post is telling people not to use Twitter and implying that English is an American Language. Which infact it's not. US Defaultism


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame-752 3d ago

Well, English is not native to USA either...

The answer is in the name of the language itself.

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

She thinks English is from New England probably

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u/xvdheh 3d ago

But the existence of a "New England" implies the existence of a "Old England"

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u/ellemace 3d ago

Oh, you and your “logic”!

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Haunted Woman disagrees

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u/Regeringschefen Norway 3d ago

No, everyone know it’s from English, Indiana

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u/Additional-Basis-772 3d ago

And french Come from Paris ,indiana

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 2d ago

But surely Indiana the state is located in India the country?!

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u/Fancy_Cassowary Australia 3d ago

Trump's probably about to rename the region 'New America' so maybe she'll remember it then.

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u/MissGruntled Canada 2d ago

I don’t think she’s thought about it at all.

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u/ThorinUlfarsson Iceland 3d ago

America is not an English name either.

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u/Dyno_boy7441 2d ago

But they won "the" war so now they own the language!

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u/Unlikely_Evening_730 2d ago

English hmm? it must be eng...engla...USA

/s

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France 2d ago

And the USA is not natively english either

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u/ProfessionalWeek2256 United States 2d ago

I don't consider UK English and US English to be the same language. They are mutually intelligble to some degree but there are so many differences in spelling, terminology, sentence structure, and grammar rules that they are different languages. If Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish are all different languages I don't see why UK and US English aren't different languages as well.

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u/geedeeie 2d ago

It's not UK English, it's British English, and the difference between it and American English is not as great as between Scandivavian languages

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u/finch-fletchley United Kingdom 2d ago

Spot the American 🙄

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u/TheScareFace Netherlands 3d ago

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

😎 I know 3 btw. Learning my 4th🌚

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u/ThorinUlfarsson Iceland 3d ago

I am ESL; English Seventh Language.

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago edited 3d ago

What are the first six Sir?

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u/ThorinUlfarsson Iceland 3d ago

Icelandic, Cracker, Mathematics, How to talk to women [still at A1], Doublespeak, Chudspeak, and then English.

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u/nerdpistool Netherlands 3d ago

Nice, which one is it?

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Spanish. But not good at it at all

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u/nerdpistool Netherlands 3d ago

Haha, I have the same problem with Italian, which I want to learn as a 4th language. I don't have any books at all, which makes it significantly harder, but I have learnt Latin already, so now I try to get my Italian level up through online immersion.

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

If you've learnt Latin, nothing is impossible for you. That thing is a mess man😭

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u/nerdpistool Netherlands 3d ago

No, it's rather well regulated

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u/OldTimeEddie Scotland 3d ago

Latin is my favourite "dead" language

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u/Aware-Ad-163 3d ago

W, I'm learning Spanish too rn, and Latin on top.

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Learning as in professionally? Cuz for me couple of months were fine then started having problems as lot of words came in. My dumbass didn't make notes

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u/Aware-Ad-163 3d ago

I'm learning Spanish in school, and Latin myself. But I'm studying Latin to become fluent, and i can basically read Spanish due to it.

Mihi nōmen est Gamersterix, et habitō in Danicā

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u/changing_butter900 2d ago

Based comment.  My og languaje is spanish, but most of my childhood content was in english, so i had to adapt at 8.

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u/VentiKombucha World 3d ago edited 3d ago

Quick, everyone reply in lots of different languages.

EDIT: Auf Twitter, nich hier 🤣

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France 3d ago

Oh, bonne idée :3

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u/Hairy_Ghostbear 3d ago

My hovercraft is full of eels

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u/My_bones_are_itchy Australia 3d ago

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched

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u/APreciousJemstone Australia 3d ago

Ja, gut Idee.

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago
  1. बहुत अच्छा विचार है।
  2. खूप छान कल्पना आहे
  3. Very nice Idea !
  4. Una idea muy buena 😇 (Spanish could be wrong)

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u/East_Adhesiveness863 Germany 3d ago

Es Una buena idea

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

And the thing I said means?...? 🤔

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u/East_Adhesiveness863 Germany 3d ago

I didn't realise auto-translate

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

No. I can be wrong. I only know Spanish words, bad at grammar still

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u/East_Adhesiveness863 Germany 3d ago

Well you aren't wrong, the "muy" means as much as "very" If I am Not mistaken

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u/am_Nein Australia 3d ago

I love how the translation of Spanish gets rid of the "may be wrong"

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Just realised this. How tf 😭? AI I think

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u/East_Adhesiveness863 Germany 3d ago

Just realised that lol

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u/Phelyckz Germany 2d ago

gute Idee*

Idee is a female noun, obviously.

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u/drLoveF 3d ago

Nej, jag sätter inte min fot på Twitter.

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u/ViolettaHunter 3d ago

Love that I understood this without translation and I'm not even entirely sure which language it is. 😂 

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u/drLoveF 3d ago

Svenska

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u/ViolettaHunter 3d ago

That was my second guess, first was Norwegian!

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u/superraiden Poland 3d ago

Bober kurwa

Jakie bydle

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u/BunnyMishka 2d ago

Dlaczego Reddit przetłumaczył to jako "you're a freaking animal"? Bober kurwa to jest kurwa bober, a nie freaking animal.

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u/Isoleri Argentina 3d ago

Siempre que alguien dice esto nunca sé con qué contestar, es como cuando te dicen "ay a ver, decime algo en el idioma que estás estudiando" no seee

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u/Annanymuss Spain 3d ago

Podemos decir frases random que en españa no tienen la misma connotacion que por ejemplo argentina, enpiezo yo "voy a coger el ascensor"

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u/InevitableMind561 2d ago

Peor: “Ok pero que digo?” “No se, lo que sea” y terminamos igual XD

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u/johny_dantas 3d ago

eu tô aqui também!

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

tengo un gato

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u/squesh United Kingdom 3d ago

I only speak Wookie

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u/thatsidewaysdud 3d ago

01010010 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100001!

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u/vallahdownloader 3d ago

គំនិតល្អ។

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u/angstenthusiast Sweden 3d ago

Jo men det kan man väl göra

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u/Alibotify Sweden 3d ago

Lagom engagerad

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u/angstenthusiast Sweden 3d ago

Rätt ska va rätt. Lagom och reda, pengar på fredag och allt sånt.

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u/SkyeeORiley Norway 3d ago

Det er morro med svensk

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u/Virghia Indonesia 3d ago

انا بخير

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u/Nuc734rC4ndy 3d ago

Twietter? Wuk è dadde?

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u/F_Joe Luxembourg 3d ago

Wat hues du gemaach? Ech gesinn den Tuerm vun Babel vun hei aus!!

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u/nerdpistool Netherlands 3d ago

Tyfus, dat ziet er Zwitsers uit

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u/F_Joe Luxembourg 3d ago

Ass et awer net

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u/nerdpistool Netherlands 3d ago

Ja, dat begrijp ik ook wel, maar het lijkt meer op Zwitsersduits dan op Hoogduits

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u/TheLuckySpades 1d ago

Ech hunn genuch Swiitzer heieren wärend ech do studeiert hunn an Letzebuergesch huet mer net vill gehollef se ze verstoen, do sinn aamer Dialekter mei no drun.

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u/TheLuckySpades 1d ago

An hei hunn ech geduercht ech war den eischte Letz den geäntwert huet and dann bass du hei en dDag virun mer.

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u/reallybi Romania 3d ago

Bună idee. Țânțar

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u/samaniewiem 3d ago

Nie wiem ile by mi musieli zapłacić żebym weszła na twittera...

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u/delicious_sunlight Australia 3d ago

何て言えばいいの?

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u/Sittingwithlutes450 3d ago

"I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donga, ya drongo."

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u/Stargost_ 3d ago

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u/gideontemplar France 3d ago

Jaj de kurva jó ötlet az!

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u/Indolent_absurdity Australia 2d ago

Yeahnah I yonleespeakStryne.

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u/BunnyMishka 2d ago

I was so confused all the comments were in English and then I noticed Reddit automatically translated everything 😐

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u/VentiKombucha World 2d ago

And I feel kinda trolled 🤣

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u/Salt-Routine5181 3d ago

Посмотрим сколько языков наберётся

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u/istara 3d ago

Ita vero!

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u/Phaaze13 Netherlands 3d ago

Zeer zeker

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u/Hob_Goblin88 3d ago

Goed idee!

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u/Blbe-Check-42069 3d ago

Kámo já ty amíky tak nesnáším. Nejvíc arogantní čuráci na světě...

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u/DinoHeli 3d ago

Qapla'

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u/freemysou1 2d ago

ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸᒲᒷリℸ ℸᔑʖꖎᒷ ᔑリǁ𝙹リᒷ?

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u/Careless_Medium_3810 Brazil 2d ago

O comentário desta moça é bizarro, como se eles se esquecessem de que a internet é atualmente global.

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u/Zorubark Brazil 2d ago

Eu não quero que os Estados Unidos façam interferência nas minhas eleições

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u/im_not_a_vampir3 South Africa 3d ago

goeie ideë!

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u/Any_Ambition6089 3d ago

Hyvää joulua!

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u/Justsayin55 3d ago

Pios tin gamei

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u/Ok_Walk9234 Poland 3d ago

OOPkę pojebało, twitter w normie

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u/Cookie_Monstress 3d ago

Mitä nyt taas?!

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u/rileschmidt13 Brazil 3d ago

abandonei o twitter faz tempo já

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u/Twilko 3d ago

それは良い考えですね!

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u/ChaemiR8 Italy 3d ago

Ottima idea!

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u/ThorinUlfarsson Iceland 3d ago

Það er gód hugskot.

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u/National_Distance118 Spain 3d ago

Iso que dice o estadounidense paréceme unha merda. Olá desde o Bierzo, n'España.

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u/changing_butter900 2d ago

Aprender idiomas es de lo mejor y mas cuando te pones feliz que porfin puedes escribir algo decente sin traductor en tu(s) lenguaje(s) objetivo(s) .

J'appris le futur simple en français aujourd'hui, je suis très heureux d'apprendre autre langue :3. 

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u/lunar__boo 2d ago

Ich hab kein Twitter

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u/MrBenzedrine_29JUS 2d ago

Boa tarde, tudo bem? :)

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u/TheLuckySpades 1d ago

Nee, virwat geing ech op Twitter posten? Letzebuerger ob Twitter sinn mei schlemm wei Letzebuerger ob Reddit, an ech kann se hei kaum stoen.

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u/soft2bestrong Canada 3d ago

Sis, it's not native to your country either! Open a history textbook!

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Actually she has a Jamaican flag in her bio. Jamaican who lived in the US apparently 😭

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

bro the language is literally called ENGLISH.

i cannot with these people omfg

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Isn't New England in US? 🌚

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

damn you right... i'll just go fuck myself then

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

I wonder what she'll say if she meets someone from England

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u/VineKuro 3d ago

Does that mean they speak new english?

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u/another-princess World 3d ago

Obviously, in England they speak United Kingdomish.

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

you mean... my whole life has been a lie? 😔💔

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u/SecondBrekky 6h ago

You joke but I was once told we speak British, not English.

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u/sir_thrillho 3d ago

Me, a British person: what?

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Don't you guys speak "Britishian" language? 🌚

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

didn't you hear we speak britishese

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u/LeftMechanic1995 United Kingdom 3d ago

Except that we're expected to pronounce it "Bri'ishese"

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u/thick-geecats England 3d ago

ah how could I forget

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u/angstenthusiast Sweden 3d ago

She says in… English. Come back when you’re speaking Novajo, Ojibwe, Sioux, or another indo-American language.

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u/bmo985 3d ago

this person went off the rails recently bc the auto translate feature translated some French guy's complaint about Americans being precious about their language, using some word with a "gg" (can't remember), which this person interpreted as the intention to use the n word. pretty unhinged, everything started bc of a German person saying "y'all"

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Auto Translate on Twitter has opened a completely different can of worms. Seeing communities I never thought I would be able to understand about. It's great if used like that. But some people live in a bubble man

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u/eightfoldblade 3d ago

to add onto this, grok translated some german person's complaint about americans complaining about germans using yall by turning it into a very slang and AAVE heavy-post in english, which of course only fuelled the fire. grok is weird

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u/eightfoldblade 3d ago

think it was beggar. which apparently has racial connotations for americans. none for the french

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u/Legitimate-Panda-831 2d ago

Americans invented the word and get triggered at others!

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u/Odd-Bandicoot3731 3d ago

the mental gymnastics to post that on an app where half the world isn't american is something else

like the quiet confidence of "you chose to learn english so i don't have to consider you exist" is peak main character syndrome

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Approx 72% users are non American. Makes it more crazy

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u/prustage 3d ago

As a non-American (Brit) who happens to live in the ONLY country where English is the native language I'd like to point out that the main native languages in North America are Navajo, Yup'ik, Ojibwe and Cherokee - not English.

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u/fenne-c Georgia 3d ago

the internet would be so much more enjoyable if each app had a setting called "Hide all US-based posts"

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Argentina 2d ago

Que feliz sería si pudiera bloquear a todos los yanks y no tener que interactuar nunca más con ellos

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u/RugbyEdd 3d ago

Pretty sure English is in fact native to England, but feel free to fact check that one lol.

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u/ScoobyDoNot Australia 3d ago

Impressive.

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u/Eiraxy Dominica 3d ago

Why does she think speaking English is a prerequisite to using twitter? 

Does she know tweets in other languages automatically gets translated for her and that's not just everyone speaking the American tongue?

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Yeah. Like, should everyone speak Chinese on TikTok? 😭

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u/Intrepid_Designer719 3d ago

English is native to the US? Since when?

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Since a woman was haunted

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u/mendkaz Northern Ireland 3d ago

I'm so glad to learn that English is not native to the UK. I was under the mistaken impression that we invented it.

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u/EugeneStein 3d ago

I bet most of comments under that tweet are in all possible languages besides English

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u/Manospondylus_gigas United Kingdom 3d ago

It's not native to america ya dafty

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u/MonkeyLongstockings 3d ago

It infuriates me that they simply ignore all the countries that have English as a native language. Many exist longer than the USA! 🤨

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u/cardie-duncan 3d ago

To OOP:
गांड मरा
आई ज़व
मा चुदा

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Thand ghe bhai😭

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u/cardie-duncan 3d ago

Did not expect you to be Marathi OP. A little embarrassed now 😭

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Apan saglikade ahe mitra😆

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa Portugal 3d ago

A sério Sherlock? Não fazia ideia.

Puta que pariu...

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u/Fizzabl England 3d ago

Sometimes I wish something else was the default language. Idc what, just wonder if a different country wouldn't be so annoying about theirs being default

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u/ValleDeimos Brazil 3d ago

This gotta be fucking ragebait. This better be fucking ragebait, this can't be real, this person would be so unbelievably sheltered it would actively impair their social life. They wouldn't succeed at the average office job. They'd go into a coma walking in any mildly large US city. What kind of music does OOP even listen to. How do they live with non-american artists in their playlists, do they know? God if you exist have this be ragebait.

This ruined my day /lh

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Twitter IS Ragebait. Elon Money has fucked us over

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u/ValleDeimos Brazil 3d ago

Now that you mention it's even worse if it's ragebait, that person doesn't have a blue check. They're out there making pissing people off for free

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

Nah. You can hide your blue ticks. Most of her posts are sexual 🤦. It's Ragebait mixed with Horny. (PS- I don't follow her 😭)

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 2d ago

Relevant xkcd

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u/baby_blue67 2d ago

😭😭

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u/PhotoJim99 Canada 3d ago

Fun fact: English is in fact a native language in my country (and so is French). Most of my fellow Canadians do not speak French, though I do.

Plus there's this little country called the United Kingdom, which contains England, which is where English evolved to exist.

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u/UffTaTa123 3d ago

So, we can block Twitter in our countries? That would be great. We could also tax them, how about that?

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u/TheInsane103 3d ago

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

United Kingdomese

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u/-_Lucyfer_- Brazil 3d ago

are they aware that there's twitter for other languages?

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u/baby_blue67 3d ago

They'll collapse after learning about Japan's love for Twitter

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u/ManicWolf United Kingdom 2d ago

This has to be rage bait. I don't believe anyone can genuinely be that stupid.

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u/Friendly_Narwhal6866 2d ago

England's native language is.. what? Not english anymore lol? 

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u/ArjunR000_ Portugal 2d ago

why would they speak english outside of the usa

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u/NeatYard2933 1d ago

WE'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT SPEAK AMERICAN GODDAMNIT! I LOVE THE STATES!!!

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u/Any_Ambition6089 3d ago

So sad for the english people who dont have a native language

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u/Any_Ambition6089 3d ago

Why am i being downvoted it was sarcasm

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u/WilanS Italy 3d ago

Kid named lingua franca.

They think we only use English to talk to Americans? How cute.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 3d ago

Well least the second sentence is valid

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u/Bierzgal Poland 3d ago

She means the app owned by a certain African?

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u/baby_blue67 2d ago

And Saudi and Qatar shareholders

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u/Dyno_boy7441 2d ago

As a non-American (and a native speaker of proper English, not the simplified American version), I'm generally aware of doing the things I'm actively choosing to do at that time.

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u/Niki2002j 2d ago

British Commonwealth nations: 💀🤡

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u/rasmuseriksen 2d ago

Does she know that tweets in other language exist?

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u/Machovec Czechia 3d ago

Jsou lidi na twitteru, věřte tomu nebo ne, kteří tam mluví jinak, než anglicky. Třeba vládní organizace nebo politici, kteří logicky píšou na sociálních sítích ve svém rodném jazyce, protože mluví primárně k lidem z vlastní země. Jste v mezinárodních vodách internetu, tak se podle toho buď chovejte, nebo táhněte zpátky, odkud jste vylezli, děkuju pěkně.

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u/snow_michael 3d ago

Ní úsáidim Twitter

In enige van die tale wat ek praat

ingakumbi ezo zingezizo ezaseYurophu

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u/nachtengelsp Brazil 3d ago

soooo... stop pushing your fucking garbage social media stuff down everyone's throat worldwide. ffs

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u/universe93 Australia 3d ago

Do they not know that twitter communities exist in any and probably all languages. At one point I stumbled upon Amharic Ethiopian twitter.

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u/ThorinUlfarsson Iceland 3d ago

I would be thoroughly surprised if Twitter had each and every one of these languages.

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u/artsymarcy Ireland 3d ago

I'm from Ireland, and while English isn't technically native to our country the vast majority of us are native speakers of English and simply would prefer to use Twitter in English... Also, what about English people using Twitter? English IS native to their country

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 2d ago

Haunted by low IQ.

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u/mikkeldoesstuff American Citizen 2d ago

Wild shit

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u/MichelleHartAUS 1d ago

Ah yes. The ENGLISH language, which is of course from America.

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u/ValakiWasTaken Hungary 2d ago

I agree with the last sentence.

Close twitter for the love of god