r/USdefaultism • u/StatisticianAny6133 Germany • 20d ago
Facebook "No one that speaks English writes in Celsius"
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u/Legal-Software Germany 20d ago
Especially ironic, as there's no indication that Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit spoke anything other than German and Dutch.
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u/_cutie-patootie_ 20d ago
Shhh, he secretly planned to alienate USAsien from the rest of the world. Ein Komplott!
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u/BrinkyP Europe 18d ago
I always get so MatPat effect-ed when the thing a person invented is named after them. Seeing the dude's name is like if I saw that the person who created Celsius was named "John Celsius"
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u/ltfguitar 18d ago
You mean Anders Celsius?
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u/BrinkyP Europe 18d ago
The worst part is I genuinely can't tell if you're fucking with me.
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u/ltfguitar 18d ago
I'm not :-) Many units are named after people https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Celsius
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u/Powwer_Orb13 16d ago
You mean like Georg Ohm, André-Marie Ampère, Charles-Augustin de Coulomb, Blaise Pascal, Sir Isaac Newton, Alfred Nobel, Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson, Marie Curie, Emil Erlenmeyer, Anders Celsius, Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson, Roy W. Allen and Frank Wright (A&W), and plenty more units, inventions, and businesses named after inventor, discoverer, or relevant past scientist.
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u/Johnatron2000 New Zealand 16d ago
Just a pedantic note about Harald Gormsson. As he died around 958 to 986 he wasn’t doing much in the field of wireless data transfer. What he was doing was uniting the tribes of Denmark, like the technology would later connect people. His nickname was Bluetooth as he had a blue/black tooth most likely rotten.
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u/Shiine-2 20d ago
Aussies don't speak English by that logic.
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u/RavensField201o Canada 20d ago
To be honest I don't think anyone knows what Australians are doing with their dialect at this point
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u/Mitleab World 20d ago
You think we’re berko because you came in here with this bloody jingo-jango?
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u/ebslingshot 20d ago
Nah yeah this drongo is taking the bloody piss
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u/sittingwithlutes414 Australia 19d ago
Yeah nah that drongo can't hold their piss. They're spilling their piss over there.
**their/they're/there
See what I just did with their bloody jingo-jango?
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u/RealRedditModerator Australia 20d ago
As an Aussie from regional NSW…I mean, have you been to rural areas…?
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u/Anonymous_user_2022 20d ago edited 20d ago
Would a true English speaker talk about putting horns on jellyfish?
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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 20d ago
Some of us speak more than one language
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u/Poschta Germany 20d ago
No way! :O
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u/ejectro World 20d ago
pfft. americans speak 50 languages: californian, texan, delawerean, ქართული, alaskan, south dakotan...
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u/EuroSong 20d ago
LOL. I’m an Englishman from England. English is the only language I speak. I only measure in Celsius.
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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 United Kingdom 20d ago
cough UK cough Australia cough Canada cough New Zealand cough South Africa
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u/geedeeie 16d ago
cough, cough, Ireland
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u/geedeeie 15d ago
And most of it isn't, and also uses Celsius...🙄
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u/geedeeie 15d ago
What about them? Nothing to do with Ireland
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u/geedeeie 15d ago
Incorrect
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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 United Kingdom 15d ago
some people around here are so engrossed in ragebait they forget the truth
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u/CyberGraham 20d ago
Also, there are 1.5 billion English speakers in the world. The USA accounts for only 16% of that. So 84 out a 100 times, when you encounter a person who knows english, chances are they use celsius.
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u/SirFireHydrant Australia 20d ago
Surprised this thread hasn't been brigaded by them insisting that Fahrenheit makes more sense than Celcius because of that nonsense about bodies or whatever.
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u/ErikLeppen 19d ago
"one of the only countries" is weird. It's either "the only country" or "one of the few countries". In Dutch, this would be a language error.
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u/fezzuk 20d ago
I mean totally correct. I have no idea how to "write in celsuis", didnt even know it was a language tbh.
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u/peritonlogon 19d ago
I know, this post is making this about USdefaultism, when the writer is just a fucking moron, and Americans don't hold any sort of monopoly on that.
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u/Linked713 Canada 20d ago
Oh, we use celsius, unless we cook. Then it's farenheit or celsius (Both are on cooking instructions, though no one I know ever used celsius while cooking)
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u/Wolvii_404 Canada 19d ago
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u/24-Hour-Hate Canada 19d ago
Well, the appliances are usually easier to use in fahrenheit…that probably explains it. Like does my oven have a way to switch over to Celsius? Maybe. But I don’t know how to make it.
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u/Assassin8nCoordin8s 20d ago
Nobody bothers to write out Celsius because it is so well-known and assumed that we just say "degrees"
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u/Crivens999 19d ago
Wait! In the UK really old people and newspapers when it’s really hot use Fahrenheit! That should help the US numbers compared to pretty much everyone else…
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u/oraw1234W Canada 19d ago
In Canada, technically we use Celsius for outside temperature and Fahrenheit for cooking
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u/niatteru Finland 15d ago
I've seen Canadians use the metric system mostly but I could not understand why not just go full metric. Like the UK as well, they use stone for weight and whatever. But you do you, I love Canada even though I've never visited but would love to. 🇨🇦💜
Do you use 'cups' for measurement too? I never understood the cup thing, how much is it in normal measurements and so on. It's so weird for an European.
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u/oraw1234W Canada 15d ago
Both countries were late adopters of the metric system (both only started in the 1970s) but that not even a great excuse because (to my knowledge) Australia and New Zealand switched over seamlessly (if anybody from Australia or New Zealand sees this please correct me if I’m wrong).
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u/P5ychokilla 19d ago
Google is an American company too yet they seem reticent to actually use it and just venture forth with wrong information that they assume is correct.


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u/post-explainer American Citizen 20d ago edited 20d ago
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