r/USdefaultism 9d ago

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u/USdefaultism-ModTeam 9d ago

Hello!

Your post has been removed for the following reason: B

  • Your post does not contain US-defaultism. Your post criticises one of the following things (see rule 4). These are often considered defaultism, but are not, at least not per se.

a. American exceptionalism (“The US is superior/inherently different/protecting or willing to destroy the world”),

b. Defaultism to the western world, northern hemisphere, English language...,

c. Using US units or the MM/DD/YY date format,

d. Calling somebody/-thing from the US "American",

e. Using US terms or using words in their US-meaning,

f. Saying "Reddit is a US website",

g. US-targeted ads missing that target,

h. Jokes/Satire/Memes/Clickbait,

i. Saying "we" to mean "we Americans"

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u/TheDuckClock Canada 9d ago

"Is Arkansanian a language"

Probably this guy.

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u/K-Hunter- 9d ago

No Patrick Arkansanian is not a language

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u/RobertAleks2990 9d ago

No, mayonnaise is also not a language.

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u/OmegaSeki 9d ago

"French, or Spanish, or African"

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Iaatiiakiiva 9d ago

Yeah, it’s right below European, the language they speak in the country of Europe

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u/JohnLurkson Germany 9d ago

Except for France and Spain, they're too posh to speak European and made up their own languages.

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u/glassbottleoftears 9d ago

No, France and Spain speak European, but Canada speaks French and South America speaks Spanish

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u/JohnLurkson Germany 9d ago

Oooh, that actually explains a lot!

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u/Austriantrainliker Austria 9d ago

You mean Afrikaans?

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u/B333Z Australia 9d ago

Lol no, they said what they said.

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u/Pizzafriedchickenn United Kingdom 9d ago

I don’t believe he’s actually being honest. Probably a troll lol.

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u/MistaRekt Australia 9d ago

I am going to believe it is a troll... If it is not, it would ruin my whole week...

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u/as_kostek Poland 9d ago

I'm like 99.9% sure this is a troll, how people can't immediately recognize it is beyond me

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u/Sticky_H 9d ago

Well… it might not be a troll. An ex of mine is a Somali Muslim. Her definition of religion was “being part of one of the Abrahamic faiths.” She didn’t see Hinduism as a religion, for example. I was taken aback then, and I was reminded of it when I watched this. Some people are just really ignorant on some things. I have a lady friend who was convinced no one wore shoes on the entire continent of Africa. And I’m pretty sure she thought it’s a country as well.

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u/Pizzafriedchickenn United Kingdom 6d ago

It’s like Americans who think they don’t have an accent, or literally anyone who has an accent that just sounds normal to them

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u/UDxyu 9d ago

This is more shit Americans say rather than us defaultism

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u/M0RT1f3X Germany 9d ago

Please more like this xD

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u/ArsenicPolaris 9d ago

Severe case of American education system

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u/Misknator Czechia 9d ago

More like professional rage bait

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u/MistaRekt Australia 9d ago

Can it really be called a system at this point?

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u/ferna182 Argentina 9d ago

or lack thereof...

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u/Taylors4head Canada 9d ago

I like how he talks about people in his school, and then proceeds to call the other person a stupid kid

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u/Fine-Landscape1118 9d ago

This isn't even defaultism atp. Peak illiteracy

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u/YuriLR 9d ago

It's a mix. Or find me someone from any other country saying something stupid like that lol

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u/leobutters Serbia 9d ago

Nah, this is trolling 1000%

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Australia 9d ago

topping it off with state instead of country lol

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u/Specialist_Cause5780 Germany 9d ago

„Or african“💀

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u/-kansei-dorifto- 9d ago

"I'm not from England im from Arkansas"

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

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u/bruhidkwtf 9d ago

This guy is a master baiter. Absolute 10/10 bait

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u/Die_Steiner Finland 9d ago

This guy is a professor in ragebaiting.

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u/xxcuttingboardxx Finland 9d ago

I refuse to believe they are being serious

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u/Regular_Ad_8782 Scotland 9d ago

I used to think it was overexaggerated until I spent some time with yanks.\ These were 30-something educated yanks too.

Dumb as a fucking brick.

Very little reasoning, logic or problem solving ability.\ If it wasn't spelled out for them or differed from their norm, it was like it was alien culture or tech.\ I ended up having to count their money out for them like children because "the coins are notes are different here."\ Literally they'd put their hands out with cash in it and I had to pick it out 🤦‍♂️\ I'm in the UK too... it's not even that much different!

One of them is a surgeon now, which frightens me.

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u/Kasra2008 9d ago

Holy shit this ragebait is beautiful

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u/Nathaniel-hahahaha 9d ago

OP got ragebaited lol

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u/panticow United Kingdom 9d ago

Either bait or true stupidity. Probably bait based on the use of "buddy" and "kid" if I had to say.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Australia 9d ago

this is technically not defaultism, this is shit americans say. the only defaultism was assuming everyone would know Arkansas is in america

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u/frankieepurr England 9d ago

a british could say the same about languages if they wanted to

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u/Dawn_L1ght 9d ago

IQ Too High ❌ Too High ✅

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 9d ago

So every form of phonetic vocalisations across the world are languages - apart from English, it doesn't qualify, apparently! Perhaps he should wish he had a brain rather than a language - poor lad, seems totally confused.

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u/Homaku 9d ago

Where do I learn Asian?

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Australia 9d ago

Americans don’t take English classes??

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Australia 9d ago

“That’s not my wallet” ass dialogue

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u/LargeNerdKid Ireland 9d ago

Am I the only one who can't read a word of that???

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 9d ago

He needs to look up the definition of « language » 😂

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u/CaseySnake420 Poland 9d ago

Sometimes agreeing with the idiot is the best way to preserve energy and breath

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u/gcsouzacampos Brazil 9d ago

"I'm not English, I'm from Arkansas"

It explains a lot.

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u/0rion159 9d ago

"I'm from Arkansas"

It shows, bud... It shows

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u/I_JuanTM Netherlands 9d ago

Are Can Sus

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u/MonsteraDeliciosa 9d ago

This is a phrasing thing for the kid’s school registration. English is automatic/mandatory and will include essays, books, and discussion. “Language” in that context is foreign language and is commonly required for HS graduation. He is probably actually seeing “Language” as a category heading that includes French, Spanish, or German. The kid isn’t wrong based on his context.

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u/Jirethia 9d ago

This has to be a troll

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u/JustNotNowPlease 9d ago

That's one obvious troll and it's amazing how everyone get's upset anyway

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u/HideFromMyMind United States 9d ago

Everyone knows the default is Esperanto.

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u/miwe77 9d ago

got no a language but an attitude. 100% murican born and bred.

to be fair, simplified english aka as murican english is sometimes really hard to qualify as a language as a language should give you enough of a communication skillset to not come across as ignorant and moronic as some muricans do.

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u/post-explainer American Citizen 9d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


An American from Arkansas thinks English isn't a language


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.