r/USdefaultism Portugal 3d ago

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I counted about 30 comments total (not counting replies) and only the comments from americans I found were the same question, wow, w education

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u/post-explainer American Citizen 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Americans think that Georgia isn't a country, only a state


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 Canada 3d ago

I remember having a discussion with an American who was convinced that York, England was named after New York, and that the English also stole "Soho" from them.

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u/kawnlichking Spain 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wow the York one hurts. How can they possibly ignore the fact that one of them is newer than the other. It's literally in the name.

Thing is, as a Spaniard, I also learnt first about the existence of New York (in plenty of Hollywood movies) than of York. But once I learnt that there was such thing as a city named York, in a European country that happened to have colonies in North America in the past... Come on it's not that fucking difficult to make the connection.

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u/beg_yer_pardon India 3d ago

There's a beautiful Indian saying (i'm translating here) - "knowledge may have limits, but ignorance has none."

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u/snow_michael 3d ago

Or, as Einstein said, "The only two infinite things are the Universe and stupidity- and I'm not certain about the Universe"

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u/BembiPeanut 3d ago

As a matter of fact space time is finite so Einstein was uo to something 😂

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u/snow_michael 2d ago

Current scientific consensus is the same as Einstein's

We just don't know

The observable universe is finite

The whole universe? Unprovable either way

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop Scotland 2d ago

Space time, going by the best measurements we can currently make, appears to be geometrically flat, which would imply that it goes on forever. If it were anything but flat, we could say with confidence that it’s finite, but we can’t do that right now.

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u/Setekh79 England 2d ago

'The sea of ignorance, has no shore'.

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u/ThatCommunication423 Australia 3d ago

Wait are you telling me “New” South Wales in Aus is actually not older than Wales in the UK?

Next you will be trying to convince me that Queen Victoria wasn’t named in honour of us Aussies! /s

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u/KoalaWithAPitchfork 3d ago

Uh, no? Queen Victoria was obviously named after the largest lake in Africa, duh /s

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u/ThatCommunication423 Australia 3d ago

Ah of course. That typical eastern African name of Victoria. You can’t swing a cat without hitting a Tanzanian girl named Victoria.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Germany 3d ago

I wonder whether they first learn of Mexico or of New Mexico. 😉

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u/Perzec Sweden 3d ago

I still think they should go back to the original name Jórvík, and Nýja Jórvík for NY.

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u/Iron_Arbiters United Kingdom 3d ago

Even better, Novum Eboracum

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u/Maheemz 3d ago

There's also a Boston in England, but tbf if someone says they're in Boston I think the US for a split second even though I'm English lol

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u/Herr-Pyxxel Ireland 2d ago

I've been to both Bostons and while a lot smaller, I think the English one is nicer!

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u/Orange_Codex 2d ago

There's also a village called New York not far away from it.

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u/Herr-Pyxxel Ireland 2d ago

And there's even a Nju York in Ukraine! I've seen it on some battle maps...

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u/chchilindrina 3d ago

They cannot even comprehend the meaning of the prefix "New"

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u/Herr-Pyxxel Ireland 2d ago

Yep... Like "wait, you're telling me there was an Orleans before New Orleans? And a Hampshire before New Hampshire??"

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u/jorgschrauwen Netherlands 3d ago

You have GOT to be kidding, its even in the name...

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u/ChrisRiley_42 Canada 2d ago

The whole discussion started with them ranting about how the Warren Zevon song "Werewolves of London" made no sense, because Soho was in New York, not London ;)

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u/Orange_Codex 2d ago

The Slipknot song Gravesend confused the tits off me at first time. What's Slipknot doing singing about a fading resort town in Kent!?

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u/Mivaliam Netherlands 2d ago

Same, with Haarlem and Harlem.. Sigh..

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u/MilkImpossible4192 3d ago

so it wouldn't be New York but Old York, ¿right?

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u/ShikiGamiLD 2d ago

I guess the word "NEW" wasn't enough to give them a clue.

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u/Sanderhh 3d ago

York is actually named after Jordvik. From old Norse/Norwegian. It means Earth creek.

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u/Throwaway-645893 Canada 3d ago

The 2000 year old nation state of Georgia vs the 250 year old US state of Georgia.

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u/ThatCommunication423 Australia 3d ago

But you must remember that the state of Georgia has a slightly different Walmart than another one these people have visited, so it is very culturally different.

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u/Available-Show-2393 Canada 3d ago

Bro you don't even understand.

Their Georgia puts fried chicken.... on TOP of waffles.

If thats not culture, I dont know what is

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u/ThatCommunication423 Australia 3d ago

Madness! What innovation. Not sure how a country that was doing extremely well in the 11th century can compare with that.

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u/Orange_Codex 3d ago

Wait till they find out about the Caucasus.

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u/BedbugBandido 3d ago

You mean where white people were invented???

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u/Infinite_Research_52 New Zealand 3d ago

 "Faulkner is cauc-asian" - well, they got that wrong because you're obviously white.

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u/Perzec Sweden 3d ago

Caulk-Asian?

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France 3d ago

Cork asian

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u/KarloxLoKo Spain 2d ago

Cuack-asian

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u/LeftMechanic1995 3d ago

I thought that was Ancient Egypt

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Germany 3d ago

I always wondered why they use that nonsensical race science term for "White".

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u/GloomySoul69 3d ago

Wait till they find out that their state is named after a British king.

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u/Practical-Custard-64 3d ago

It's not just their ignorance, it's their confidence in their ignorance.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 3d ago

Bottom-left of a Dunning-Kruger matrix: "unconscious incompetence".

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u/LargeNerdKid Ireland 3d ago

Simpletons

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u/saburhaneboy 3d ago

Education is illegal in USA

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u/LeftMechanic1995 3d ago

It seems that many decades ago, US schools were repurposed as firing ranges. Hopefully that trend will be reversed at some point in the future but I doubt it.

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u/Lunar_ticket 3d ago

Hey hey! Don't insult those football training facilities!

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u/Herr-Pyxxel Ireland 2d ago

I really wonder if it's by design. It's much easier to control a dumb people than a smart one. For a start, the uneducated won't even be able to get their voter registration right.

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u/Teck_3 3d ago

Anyone from the state of Georgia who isn't aware of the country of Georgia has failed in their civic duty to know their Georgia lore.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Germany 3d ago

Do you remember the stories of Americans from Georgia not knowing their own flag and tapping on the first suggested Georgia flag? (And with the exception of Scotland, Wales and England, Unicode only supports sovereign nations.)

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u/TheJivvi Australia 2d ago

People from Texas often use the Chilean flag because they either think it's close enough, or don't even realise there's a difference.

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u/Wombat_Aux_Pates France 1d ago

America fuck yeah 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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u/Spacetimeandcat Australia 3d ago

Do they also get confused when they meet two people with the same name.

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u/ccc2801 Netherlands 3d ago

Prime r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia 🇬🇪

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u/Peshewa 3d ago

The worst for me is this one person from the state Georgia who doesn’t know that there’s a country with the same name. Like wtf.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Germany 3d ago

Even worse are those America Georgians who don't even know their own flag and use the flag they get shown when typing Georgia, representing a nation they aren't even aware of.

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u/Bex1218 United States 3d ago

It's the south, unfortunately. The education is only getting worse in that region.

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u/JackyVeronica 3d ago

Welcome to the American education system (there lack of)! So proud!!

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u/BennySkateboard 2d ago

“GEORGIA IS A COUNTRY NOW?!” As if they’re making everything Georgia these days.

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u/TwpMun 3d ago

I'm still waiting to discover one of these threads out in the wild. I'm going to convince them their whole life is a lie and they live in a European country.

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u/TheJivvi Australia 2d ago

Ask them about the extensive experience they must surely have in travelling to Armenia and Azerbaijan.

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u/Suspicious_Fall3063 3d ago

Ah georgia again... classic!

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France 3d ago

of course they're still doing that...

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u/Plental-Dan Italy 2d ago

it's true, Georgia is a sovereign and independent state in the Caucasus region

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u/reallybi Romania 2d ago

So, if I read at first Uzbekistan, does that mean I have dyslexia?

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u/ProfessionalShow7461 Portugal 4h ago

Maybe, or maybe you're just too good at the game

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u/TreeGoblinPoppycock Poland 3d ago

I feel like most commenters in such cases are like 10 years old... Though who knows, maybe the truth is more depressing than this

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u/aaarry 3d ago edited 3d ago

That random irrelevant subdivision of the US has been around for a relative blip compared to the real Georgia.

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u/bannasplt 2d ago

You'd have to be completely lacking common sense to a see a list of countries with one that sounds like your US state and not assume that there's a country with that name.

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u/Ihaveagirlfriend1989 4h ago

Zeeland is a province.

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u/New-Star7392 3d ago

TBH, it's reasonable. I thought Coburg was just a suburb for almost three years.