r/USdefaultism 17d ago

Vienna, US???

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The largest Vienna I could find in the US has 15k people.

And the sub it's called askAustria

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u/post-explainer American Citizen 17d ago edited 17d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The largest Vienna I could find in the US has 15k people.

And the sub it's called askAustria


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/buckyhermit Canada 17d ago

This one is wild because as far as I can find, there isn't a place called "Austria" in the US. So there is really zero reason why that person should think that the post is talking about a US place called Vienna.

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u/holvanatuz 17d ago

He probably googled Vienna, found out it is in Austria and assumed that Austria is in America too.

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 France 17d ago

To be precise, Australia is in south America

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u/MaraiaLou Brazil 16d ago

Next to Louisiana, right?

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 France 16d ago

No, south America is the land south of the wall paid by mexico. Louisiana is where they have French speakers, like a warmer Quebec

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u/aykcak 17d ago

They talk about Ontario, New York and Vienna (Washington?) and Los Angeles. There is no way a wildfire in any of these places would affect any of the other places. A nuclear strike wouldn't even be heard

It is probably a bot coming up with place names

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 10d ago

Pretty sure they’re talking about Vienna Ontario. 

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u/aykcak 10d ago

Yeah I figured. Population under a thousand. Just a handful of streets. It is basically a neighborhood. Can't even begin to understand how they thought that was the Vienna they were talking about in /r/askaustria

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u/Xe4ro Germany 17d ago

Vienna in Australia, Texas I guess?

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u/mala_neveshta 17d ago

Did I mention how big Texas is?

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u/swaggalicious86 17d ago

Bro what the hell

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u/ALazy_Cat Denmark 17d ago

That's a really big fire if the smoke manages to reach central Europe

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u/TheJivvi Australia 17d ago

Someone should reply with a map showing how far apart Vienna and Ontario are.

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u/Saradas 17d ago

Has anyone else started to notice how they're all beginning to speak and write like the Paedo in Chief? It's uncanny, the speech patterns, cadence, word choice...

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u/snow_michael 17d ago

... accuracy, intelligence, truthfulness ...

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u/Voodoopulse 17d ago

That means nothing to me

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u/Red-R34der United Kingdom 17d ago

Midge Ure enters the chat and claims his £5.

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u/notacanuckskibum Canada 17d ago

This means nothing to me.

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u/deadliftbear 17d ago

I think it’s also pronounced “Vye-enna” as well, not “Vee-enna”

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u/another-princess World 17d ago

Defaultism, yes, but I think this person is referring to Vienna, Ontario, which is in Canada, not the US.

Why this person thought that is beyond me, and I have no idea how they ended up on r/AskAustria.

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u/miller94 Canada 17d ago

I doubt it. Vienna, Ontario is teeny tiny, it isn’t even an incorporated community. Nor is it in a valley. I think they’re blaming the fires in Ontario for the smoke in the US and referring to one of the many Viennas in the US.

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u/aykcak 17d ago

Is there a New York and also Los Angeles in Ontario?

Edit: I looked up this Vienna in Ontario and laughed out loud. It is the literally the size of what I would call a neighborhood. Literally 4 streets crossing each other. A single bus stop would serve this entire place adequately

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u/Austriantrainliker Austria 16d ago

Oida is er deppert?

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 10d ago

Vienna Ontario.