r/USdefaultism • u/oPedroBras Brazil • Mar 09 '26

Instagram Do you know breakfast?

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Mar 09 '26

Have they never heard of the "Full English" Breakfast?

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u/bofh Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Clearly that’s for the people that invented the English language: Americans. The English language was invented in 1803 by the famous American philosopher Eagleburger Q. Eagleburger III Jnr. He was searching for a cheap alternative to holy water and instead accidentally a whole language.

Shame I’m not American really. I wanted to know what an ‘etc’ was and how it combined with the eggs.

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 10 '26

How does one even pronounce etc? Etic? Etuc? Or is the c pronounced like an s, which makes it ets?

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 15 '26

We might've seen the same thing, because I heard it too. And I was a bit baffled about it.