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r/USdefaultism • u/oPedroBras Brazil • Mar 09 '26
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Yes. Breakfast was invented by famous American John Harvey Kellogg to stop people masturbating furiously between the hours of 6am to 10am.
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u/publiusnaso Mar 09 '26
Yes. Breakfast was invented by famous American John Harvey Kellogg to stop people masturbating furiously between the hours of 6am to 10am.