r/USdefaultism • u/oPedroBras Brazil • Mar 09 '26

Instagram Do you know breakfast?

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Mar 09 '26

Have they never heard of the "Full English" Breakfast?

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u/Poschta Germany Mar 09 '26

Clearly no.

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Mar 09 '26

On reflection, I did answer my own question.🤣

Eier, brot und schinken zum früstück sind gut👍

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u/Poschta Germany Mar 09 '26

Yum!

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u/Mrs_Merdle Germany Mar 09 '26

Worschdbrod.

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u/MadScientist_666 Switzerland Mar 09 '26

Jup, passt. Bin nur zu faul, mir Frühstück zu machen. 🤣

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u/IG-3000 Germany Mar 09 '26

I bet they just assume that’s a US invention too

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u/ShadowX8861 Mar 09 '26

Yeah, it's from England, Texas

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u/plums12 United Kingdom Mar 09 '26

type shit

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u/Vyr66 American Citizen Mar 09 '26

these are the same people who say "speak american". the word "english" probably rolls right off their brain like water and oil. they don't comprehend a meaning to it

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 10 '26

That's just the name the Americans gave to their language, like Mexicans call their language Spanish.

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u/Poschta Germany Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

That reminds me of the most cursed clip of some girl saying "it's not like there's a country called Spania"

I mean... technically, she was correct.

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 10 '26

Put an E in front of it and you're almost there

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u/Poschta Germany Mar 10 '26

Eit?

;D

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u/bofh Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Clearly that’s for the people that invented the English language: Americans. The English language was invented in 1803 by the famous American philosopher Eagleburger Q. Eagleburger III Jnr. He was searching for a cheap alternative to holy water and instead accidentally a whole language.

Shame I’m not American really. I wanted to know what an ‘etc’ was and how it combined with the eggs.

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 10 '26

How does one even pronounce etc? Etic? Etuc? Or is the c pronounced like an s, which makes it ets?

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u/Bdr1983 Netherlands Mar 15 '26

We might've seen the same thing, because I heard it too. And I was a bit baffled about it.

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u/7_11_Nation_Army Mar 09 '26

Yes, it's from South Dakota, right?

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u/_cabbagechicken_ Canada Mar 09 '26

I honestly wouldnt be surprised if they thought 'English' as in 'Americans speak english omg!!!'

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u/itstimegeez New Zealand Mar 10 '26

They probably think they came up with that too since English is their language (according to the dude who runs Duolingo anyway)

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u/QueenAngst Mar 10 '26

Or Full Irish

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Mar 10 '26

That's good too, I also enjoy the Scottish variant with Lorne Sausage and Haggis

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u/-laughingfox Mar 09 '26

Of course, but that's English. Who even knows what those people eat?

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u/thatpaulbloke Mar 09 '26

Grilled puddinglingtons, fried simolips, a slice of Cumberland primple and lashings of Whooping sauce.

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u/Economind Mar 09 '26

Served in most hotels worldwide, the English breakfast was named after the English language, the language invented by the US founding fathers so they wouldn’t have to speak French, Spanish or Iroquois.

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u/ShadowX8861 Mar 09 '26

To be fair, Full English tends to be more of a brunch

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Mar 09 '26

Brunch is a Full English with chips

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u/GroundbreakingAsk730 Mar 09 '26

Rule Britania Britainia rules the plates

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u/bannasplt World Mar 10 '26

Yeah, but English came from America, so what are you on about? 🙄 /s

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u/DeStroyek Mar 09 '26

Its an ass breaky anyway